Wednesday, May 31, 2023
What makes an ‘ideal’ breast?
The New York Post says that men and women
are getting the secret off their chests...
I keep tellin' ya - I gotta get in to this whole 'study business'...
Well, this is uplifting, to say the least. According to the Post, a study published in the journal Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery - Global Open determined the characteristics of the “ideal” pair of breasts.
Researchers from New York University found moderately sized breasts with greater volume in the top half earned top scores compared to other breasts. Size and symmetry were not crucial factors, according to the survey.
The scientists gathered images of breasts of 25 women who sought aesthetic or reconstructive breast surgery between 2009 and 2019. The women were 47 on average.
A survey group of 1,021 participants (52% were women) were presented two-dimensional photographs and three-dimensional imaging of the breast samples and asked to assess overall “breast attractiveness.”
“In surveying a large and diverse population, moderately sized, projected breasts with upper pole fullness were found to be associated with increased ‘attractiveness’ scores,” the researchers wrote. Upper pole fullness refers to the volume of the breasts above the nipples.
Five pairs of breasts were rated as the most attractive.
Most of the breasts scored 2.5 out of 5, but the top five pairs had an average score of 3.1. Researchers noted these breasts had more contour, upper pole fullness and perk. The distance between the nipples was narrower, the breasts were positioned closer together, and the distance from the nipple to the fold under the breast was shorter.
Alzheimer's stole my father from us. Don't let it happen to you...
Don't piss off a Florida Man. Especially if you're at a gas station...
A 34-year-old Florida Man was arrested on Sunday afternoon after allegedly pouring gasoline over another man during an argument at a gas station and setting him on fire, leaving him with life-threatening injuries.
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I'm starting to wonder if DJT has any friends left at all...
She may have been the best White House Press Secretary there ever was, but Trump expressed his irritation with his former press secretary Kayleigh McEnany in a Truth Social posting after she got polling numbers wrong. He accused her of deliberately sharing inaccurate poll numbers during her appearance on Fox News and described her as 'Milktoast', which he spelled incorrectly.
He suggested that McEnany, who was Trump's last press secretary, was aware of the correct polling figures but still chose to share the incorrect info anyway. Caspar Milquetoast is a fictional character created by H. T. Webster for his comic strip The Timid Soul.
Webster described Caspar Milquetoast as 'the man
who speaks softly and gets hit with a big stick'.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Shakespeare was right in Henry VI...
"The first thing we do," said the character in Shakespeare's Henry VI, is "kill all the lawyers." If this is where AI and ChatGPT are gonna take 'em maybe he was right all along.
Read the article about this dooshbag here:
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The 'ALL LETTERS' nonsense keeps rolling down hil...
Target shares fell 3.66 percent on Tuesday, resulting in the retail store losing $2.4billion in market capitalization. The losses put the stock on its longest losing streak since November 2018, with prices at a 52-week low of $133.88 - down nearly 15 percent over the month. In total, Target's market value fell over $12billion to $61.77billion as of Tuesday's closing amid widespread backlash to its Pride display , which included 'tuck-friendly' women's swimwear.
I guess they'll be covering this debacle in Marketing 101 pretty soon.
Even CNN is reporting on it:
Kids today are a little different then we were...
Ocean City, NJ - After a Memorial Day weekend marred by vandalism, assaults, a confiscated firearm and several incidents of teens who drank themselves into unconsciousness, Mayor Jay Gillian has signed orders aimed at limiting gatherings of teens on the beach and Boardwalk.
All city beaches will be closed at 8 p.m. Carrying backpacks will not be permitted after 8 p.m. on the beach and Boardwalk. Boardwalk bathrooms will be closed at 10 p.m. The curfew for juveniles will move from 1 a.m. to 11 p.m.
“We want parents, grandparents and families to know that we’re all in this together, and we will be holding people accountable,” Gillian said Tuesday.
“I also want to send a message to our governor and legislators that the laws they forced on all municipalities are a threat to public safety, and they deprive families of the opportunity to enjoy the Jersey Shore.”
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A Texan was arrested at a town square in The Villages after allegedly slapping a woman’s butt on the dance floor. The woman was dancing with a friend Monday night at Spanish Springs Town Square when 54-year-old Joseph Doyce Harger “grabbed her arm and slapped her in the buttock.”
... Las Vegas casinos are charging visitors more to gamble while also decreasing their chances of winning. Minimum bets to play blackjack are higher while payouts for winning hands are lower, and placing bets in roulette is riskier on the Las Vegas Strip, according to The Wall Street Journal. Casino execs say it's all a part of a plan to attract "higher value customers."
"You're bringing in higher value customers, and we're already full," Tom Reeg, Caesars Entertainment CEO, told Wall Street analysts. "So, you're kicking out the lowest end. I see no reason that that needs to stop or would stop." Losses for blackjack players reached the highest they'd ever been since 2007 at nearly $1 billion on the Strip in 2022
... “Northern New Jersey looks like a cluster of idyllic suburbs, but each of those seemingly normal towns has a dark side that’s constantly gossiped about but never publicly acknowledged. They seem to thrive on their strangenesses.”
– Chris Gethard
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back in the '50's. Nobody quite knows what she was famous for,
but there she was none the less.
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New Jersey’s average property tax bill rose to another record high of $9,490 last year, an increase of $206 when compared with 2021.
You read that right. That is per house/property per year. I pay less in a full year here in Florida than I did per month in New Jersey, and the services are better and the streets are much safer and cleaner. You figure it out, 'cause I can't, but it beats the fuck outta the former.
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Tuesday, May 30, 2023
Never met a girl like you in my life...
A great live version. Very special memories attached to this...
Six weeks later and the Bud Light snowball is still gaining speed - all down hill...
Sales for the beleaguered beer company, Bud Light, have fallen for a sixth consecutive week following its partnership with transgender social-media influencer Dylan Mulvaney.
Beer Business Daily, a trade publication, found that the volume of Bud Light sales had dropped by 28.4 percent in the second week of May, up from 27.7 percent the week prior.
“This could be a promotional summer the likes we haven’t seen since after Hurricane Katrina in 2005, where there was so much beer inventory backed up in the trade that it initiated the price war of all price wars,” the industry outlet told Fox News Business.
“Large price wars are often sparked by external events- in that case Hurricane Katrina, and in this case Hurricane Mulvaney.”
So, if you're stupid - but you're Hispanic or Asian - you should get in to college before the non-race (whatever the fuck they are) people? Wow...
Most respondents said in a new poll that colleges should be allowed to consider race in admissions decisions as the Supreme Court rules on affirmative action. The survey from The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research found that 63 percent said that the Supreme Court should not prevent colleges from considering race or ethnicity in admissions.
So much for a level playing field, I guess. Read the rest of this dribble here:
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