Tuesday, November 30, 2021

Somebody - well actually this body - I dreamed about in the 80's...

 The frightening thing is, I have a cousin who 
looked almost exactly like her back then... 
 
She made it very hard to be around her at family gatherings.

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Something extra - a night time Doug...

 

They're even funnier taken out of context...

 

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This is another new design Barbara came
 up with. Wouldn't your wife or
 girlfriend like something like this?

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I need some Playboy laughs - don't you?

 Thank somebody for inventing 
the internet, will ya... 

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You know damn well women especially
 love gifts of jewelry like this... 

What are you waiting for - Christmas is coming...
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BACK WHEN WE MUSCLES TO FLEX...

 450 Carrier Born Aircraft Overfly the USS Missouri During the Japanese Surrender Ceremony - September 2nd 1945





It was good advice in the 50's, so...

 What if you're like me and you live somewhere 
where nobody has a basement? Juss. sayin... 

 
And wuddya do if there aren't any ducks around? 

The not going out idea is brilliant. 

And yeah, you won't get any radiation grabbing 
that closed container, will ya? 

You know how that rumor mill works...



Your noontime Calvin...


Your daily Doug...






If I was Flip-Flop Faucci, I wouldn't be doing this...

 Getting in to a pissing contest with a US Senator is never a 
good idea if your idea of a good idea is staying dry, Tony... 

Senator Ted Cruz has branded Dr Anthony Fauci 'the most dangerous bureaucrat in American history' and suggested the COVID tsar could end up in prison.
 Speaking on Fox News Monday night, the Texas lawmaker issued his latest salvo against Fauci after the White House's chief medical adviser lashed him Sunday. Cruz told Sean Hannity: 'I've got to say, Dr. Fauci, I think, is the most dangerous bureaucrat in the history of the country. He talked about hurting signs but I don't think anyone has hurt science or hurt the credibility of doctors more than Dr. Fauci because throughout this pandemic, he has been dishonest, he's been political, he's been partisan.'



It's not often you see something like this.

 It's really not that often that you come across a headline so good that you needn't bother reading the rest of the story... 

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The things we are capable of when
 we set our standards very high...
 
The James Webb Space Telescope (JWST) has taken 30 years 
and $10bn  to develop, and is being described as one of 
the grand scientific endeavors of the 21st Century.
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This circus is going to be fascinating to watch because of what we don't learn about this scumbag.
The first witness to give evidence in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial was the former captain of Jeffrey Epstein 's infamous 'Lolita Express' plane (pictured left in Epstein's Gulfstream G550 aircraft and yesterday's court sketch). 
Larry Visoski was Epstein's chief pilot and flew the pedophile financier for more than 25 years. Visoski captained Epstein's Boeing 727 jet - known infamously as the 'Lolita Express' - just one of several private aircraft which prosecutors believe was used to shuttle underage girls between Epstein's residences in New York and Palm Beach. Asked what he had made of Epstein's relationship to Ghislaine Maxwell, he said it was 'more personal than business' 
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The Canal Grande in Venice is known as The most 
beautiful street in the world for good reason I guess, 
but try playing stickball between the manhole covers...
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There's a very good reason why we never
 put Christmas lights on our palm trees...
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You know damn well women especially
 love gifts of jewelry like this... 

What are you waiting for - Christmas is coming...
Click on the picture for information on this item.
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Never knew about the NJ connection with the Golden Gate Bridge. - Trenton WAS a great city once, now it's a fuckin' shithole just like so many Dem-run big cities...
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Brian Kelly, who has been Notre Dame’s head football coach for the last 12 years, is expected to take over the head coaching job at LSU,  where he will be paid $ 15,000,000.00 per year. The salary of a college football coach - $ 15 million dollars. Holy fuck...
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DELRAY BEACH, FL (BocaNewsNow.com) - A Delray Beach man allegedly satisfied himself multiple times in front of his neighbor’s Ring doorbell camera. The sessions were captured on video and ultimately turned over to police.
Robert Grafton of Brandon Drive allegedly was the man performing on the Ring video. It’s unclear from prosecutors if he’ll get off.
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This can NOT end well for anyone...

Among about 180,000 active duty members, that amounts to approximately 9,000 or more active duty Marines who are not fully vaccinated as required by the Biden administration’s mandate for all service members in August.
The Marine Corps warned in October that Marines who do not comply with the mandate will be separated. The Navy secretary has said they will not all be kicked out the day after the deadline, but it is unclear what happens next.
“We will be addressing each case on a case-by-case basis,” Navy Secretary Carlos Del Toro told reporters last week, according to Task & Purpose. “We’re just not going to all kick them out on the day of the deadline itself.”
He indicated the Navy, of which the Marine Corps is a component, would give Marines an opportunity to change their minds.
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I had a girlfriend that stupid once...
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This is another new design my wife came
 up with. Wouldn't your wife or
 girlfriend like something like this?

Click on the picture for information on this item.
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Yeah - tell me your parent's didn't have one 
of these when you were a kid. If you were a kid 
in the fifties I think it was required in 
every house. Juss' sayin'...
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RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE:

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers' is in Tampa and mine is in Lady Lake. 
3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!".
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always'.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!".
But if you're coming to me for 'marital advice', you're in more trouble than you'll ever realize. Juss' sayin'...
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 Christmas isn't too far off guys.
Women like nice jewelry.
Women especially love gifts of jewelry like this... 

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You still up? Here's someone who'll keep you company (in your dreams maybe)...

  ...   Does someone you know deserve something a little 'special'? This may be just the thing for her... Click on the picture above...