Wednesday, January 31, 2024

Your Woden's-day HillBetty from our friends at Twisted Hillbilly is here...

If she's a HillBetty. I'm an old black lady. Juss' sayin'...



A Dame. A Name. A game...


This one's too easy to cheat on, but still surprising.
last night's Dame was Andrea King.



Archie needs a knob job from Betty?

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A new daily feature starting today - 'Happy Hour Happiness from the Playboy archives'...

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Valentine's Day is coming up in only 15 days.
You still have time to get her this...
 
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According to this judge, Tesla must not be Elon's company. You know - the one he created?

 
Elon Musk could lose his position as richest man after a Delaware judge's court ruling put the CEO's future fortune in jeopardy. A judge ruled on Tuesday that Musk must hand back the biggest pay packet in corporate history. Judge Kathleen McCormick found that the $55 billion awarded to Musk five years ago was a result of the CEO strong-arming Tesla directors. McCormick in her ruling found that the process leading to the board's approval of his 2018 compensation package was 'deeply flawed'. The South African businessman could lose his top spot in the rankings for wealthiest person. 
The judiciary in this country have lost their collective minds. The fuckin' guy started the goddamn company - of course he should be able to control it. Click on the headline for the full story...
 

Although I doubt her ass looks anything 
like this, she still needs at least one 
good kick in the rear for that ruling.



Calvin's in color? But it's only Wednesday...



Midday horse racing insignifica...

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Don't be disrespecting Las Vegas, you snowflakes...

 
 
According to yet another meaningless, bullshit poll, Vegas sucks. Guess these people never been to Calcutta - or the Windy City on a weekend. According to these yahoos, Las Vegas is a grim, ersatz, environmentally unsustainable totem to capitalism – with a rising homelessness problem that sits alongside its extreme wealth. The Which? panel gave it two stars out of five in most categories, and just one out of five for cultural sights, crowds and cost. The article is here, and the claims are stupid:
 


I couldn't have said it better myself. And that's saying something...

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And you thought you were having a bad day? - how about this broad? I looked and looked and couldn't find out anything more than she somehow managed to get herself in to the dumster and was still in it when the truck came to empty it. The woman herself wasn't identified in any of the stories I saw, but still - keep her plight as perspective anytime you think your day isn't going the way you want it. Click on any of the firefighters if you wanna read the original article.
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Longtime Harvard donor Ken Griffin has vowed to withhold financial support for the university unless it undertakes significant changes to its policy regarding antisemitism as the hedge fund billionaire lamented the “whiny snowflakes” that were being produced by Ivy League schools.
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I like that a lot...
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Why is it okay for the government to do this?
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I got this message in an email yesterday from some gobbledeegook fuckin' email address that made no sense. All I had to do was click on some bullshit link included and it'd explain the whole thing to me - whatever the fuck it was supposed to be. 
It's a toss-up trying to figure out who's worse - the dot-head who came up with this or the lame-brain jerkwad in a single-wide somewhere in South Bumfuck who actually clicks on the link. Juss' sayin'...
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Florida joins Kansas in fully banning transgender residents from updating their gender markers on their driver's licenses. 

 
In Kansas, a temporary order is in place banning changes while an ongoing legal battle between the Kansas Department of Revenue and the Republican attorney general plays out to determine whether that policy will stick, the Associated Press reported.
Data compiled by the Movement Advancement Project (MAP), a non-profit think tank researching LGBTQ-related policies, shows that the following states:  
  • Georgia
  • Iowa
  • Kentucky
  • Louisiana
  • Oklahoma
  • South Carolina
  • Tennessee
  • Texas
require proof of surgery, a court order, or an amended birth certificate to permit changes to their gender on a driver's license. These are considered to have "negative laws", which are burdensome requirements that may prevent people from being able to make the change at all.
So, I guess if you paint your car, you can't change the registration to the new color. Is that how this shit works? Asking for a friend...
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Soap bubbles?



Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Your Tuesday HillBetty from our friends at Twisted Hillbilly is here...



Dame namin' time again...


Last night's Dame was Marjorie Weaver.
Good luck with this one...
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Tuesday night insignifica...



What happened to our Crimson buddies up at Harvard? The place is going down the shitter...

 
The Post is reporting today that Harvard University’s chief diversity and inclusion officer has been hit with dozens of plagiarism allegations tied to her academic work — including one claim she failed to properly cite her own husband’s study.
The Ivy League school was handed an anonymous complaint on Monday listing at least 40 examples of alleged plagiarism by Sherri Ann Charleston dating back to 2009 — a decade before she joined Harvard. The allegations, which include failing to properly cite other scholars’ work and not referencing them in footnotes, come just weeks after Harvard University president Claudine Gay resigned from her top post after becoming embroiled in a scandal over charges that she plagiarized work and her handling of antisemitism on campus.
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The only way they can redeem themselves...



Will The Terminator become a reality soon? Thanks to Elon, it could be...

 
Elon Musk, the founder of the neurotechnology company Neuralink, has said the first human received an implant from the brain-chip startup and is recovering well. The surgery is not a surprise: the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) had given the company clearance in September to carry out the first trial of its implant on humans.
“Initial results show promising neuron spike detection,” Musk said in a post on X on Monday, a day after the chip was implanted. 
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Calvinonomics 101...



Trouble in Paradise...

 
NJ.com is reporting that the U.S. State Department has issued a security warning and travel advisory for the Bahamas after 18 people were murdered in one month. The government agency added that the country is dangerous for tourists due to crime, especially in the island nation’s capital of Nassau.
“Murders have occurred at all hours including in broad daylight on the streets,” the U.S. Embassy in Nassau said in a statement, “Retaliatory gang violence has been the primary motive in 2024 murders.
Gangs +drugs+guns=fucked. There is no other economy in the Bahamas without tourism.
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Somebody's gonna get fired today...



There are times - like today - when I think my brain lamp is flickering...

 It took me a full three minutes to get this...  
 
Don't get me wrong - it's about as subtle as subtle gets, but I think 
I had a severe brain-freeze thing going on there. The answer 
eventually came to me as the song itself. Go figure...
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Texas is the only State that usta actually be a country of it's own. 
That may explain their amazing resilience and self-minded determination.
I'm sure some of our readers can expand on this...
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Hard to believe this was almost 50 years ago. 
How many midnight showings did you go to? 
I did four or five at least. Tempus just 
keeps on fuckin' fugin', don't it? Juss' sayin'...
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Monday on MSNBC’s “The ReidOut,” anchor Joy Reid said, “starting another fucking war” on a hot mic during a clip of President Joe Biden. It's hard to believe they pay people like this hatefull, clearly racist fake blonde (probably a dyke) piece of shit millions of dollars to spew this venom on TV. 1.2 million people on average watch this broad nightly. Now, of course she's always only preaching to the choir, but still, that's frightening to think about, isn't it?
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Back in the day, I think almost every guy (kid) I knew had at least one of these posters. I didn't - never was much of a Beatles fan then. I have come around a little of late, but still - I never did get caught up in that whole 'mania' thing.
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Please feel free to print out this photo and send in a donation - or better yet, just click on the picture and it'll take you to their website. . This is one of only three charities that I support on a regular basis. The others are Wounded Warrior project (https://www.woundedwarriorproject.org/) and St. Jude's Hospital for kids. (https://www.stjude.org/). 
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The Second River in Branch Brook Park.
The boundary between Newark, NJ and 
the rest of the civilized world.
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