Friday, April 26, 2024

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What's this Dame's Name?


She's easy to cheat on...


Another dive in to the Playboy archives...





Florida Man - and Florida Woman - tried to strike it rich. Oops...

 
The New York Post and many other news sources reported this story this week about these two idiots that obviously forgot that every single lottery ticket is registered - before you scratch 'em - with the lottery computers. 
I'd give 'em an 'A' for effort, except for the fact that they did such a terrible job of fucking it. I guess her dreams of opening her own salon will be on hold for a while. Yeah - something like three-to-five with good behaviour...
 
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Here's some more day-drinking happy hour goodness from the Playboy archives...



Mid-day sports franchise insignifica...

The numbers vary from report to report based on the author's valuation systems and algorithms, but none the less the numbers are staggering. 

Back in September '23, Forbes featured this article. Take a look...



All the wrong reasons for a bath...



Okay - they know it's him, they just don't know why...

 
According to the New York Post and other news outlets, Soros and his henchmen are paying good money to these doosbags who are fueling the explosion of the anti-Israel protests at colleges across the country. The protests, which began when students took over Columbia University’s Morningside Heights campus lawn last week, have mushroomed nationwide.
Copycat tent cities have been set up at colleges including Harvard, Yale, Berkeley in California, the Ohio State University and Emory in Georgia — all of them organized by branches of the Soros-funded Students for Justice in Palestine (SJP) — and at some, students have clashed with police.
 

The press has been able to establish that the SJP parent organization has been funded by a network of nonprofits ultimately funded by, among others, Soros, the billionaire left-wing investor.
At three colleges, the protests are being encouraged by paid radicals who are “fellows” of a Soros-funded group called the US Campaign for Palestinian Rights (USCPR).
Finish reading the report here.
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Pssssst - hey, Buddy! Wanna buy a used Tesla - cheap? Now's yer chance...

 
More used Teslas are about to flood the market. It appears that Hertz, having completely jumped the shark by diving head-first into this EV nonsense, is about to get ass-bit big time.
Hertz said in its first quarter earnings report yesterday that it plans to sell off an additional 10,000 Teslas, after committing to off-loading 20,000 of the electric vehicles earlier this year. That means the rental car company plans on selling 15 percent of the initial 200,000 EVs it said it was going to buy from Tesla and Polestar (who the fuck is that?) back in the heady days of 2021.
 
 
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The day that Randy Johnson destroyed a bird with 
a fastball. This may be - at least in my opinion - 
the single greatest highlight video of any sport 
anytime, anywhere, ever.
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And 80,000,000 people will still vote for him.
I think I need to say this every day.
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Someone is buying them the tents and the posters and the fancy t-shirts and encouraging and supporting them. Are we ever going to be able to find out who it is behind all of this stupidity? I know - George Soros is always the easy answer, but who else? Somebody has an agenda here and I don't think anyone's quite figured that out yet. USC actually cancelled their commencement ceremony becuase of a similar demonstration going on out there.
Here's another thought. Somebody bought all of those tents and I'll betcha dimes to donuts that none of these pampered little jackwagons are 'outdoorsie types', so what's gonna happen to all those brandie-new shelters when they're done? Think they'll donate them to the homeless Palestinians who could really use 'em? Don't bet on it.
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The guy (who wasn't identified in the news report but I bet his friends bought him a shitload of drinks last night) had been part of the crowd gathered as the former president made a visit to a construction site in Midtown Manhattan on Thursday morning. 
After Trump left the site the guy was approached by a news reporter and was asked: 'What's it like seeing so many Republicans in Manhattan, so many Trump supporters in Manhattan. Does that surprise you?' In response, the man tells the NewsMax reporter: 'No, not at all. It's turning now, it's Trump's turn again.' The reporter then asks him: 'What's your message to Joe Biden?', to which the man responds: 'Fuck you.' More to the story here.
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Yeah - eggs at Publix yesterday? $ 3.49 a dozen. That's twenty cents apiece. 
Tell me again about this bird flu bullshit?
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Positively the same dame...



Thursday, April 25, 2024

Them wascaly wabbits - our friends at Twisted Hillbilly - di dit again......

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Who's this? She should be easy...



Al'umu (that's 'Mommy' in Arabic) to the rescue?

 
You knew this towel-headed piece of shit would have to show up sooner or later. I've already given her more exposure than she deserves just by mentioning here here, but if you want to read about Mommy's visit, the story - with video - is here.

Headline art courtesy of New York Post.





It's simple. If you grow your own they can't tax it. What part of that don't you understand?

 
Days after the international holiday for weed, activists planted cannabis in front of the Statehouse in Trenton to protest New Jersey’s ban on growing your own. New Jersey, which legalized taxable, state-controlled weed in 2021, setting up a market for the selling of recreational weed to adults. 
The state has declined to allow for the limited private growing of cannabis, also known as homegrow. Some protests are worth while, some a little less so. The people who did this were arrested for possesion of marijuana plants. How could ya be this fuckin' stupid.
 


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Here's some more day-drinking happy hour goodness from the Playboy archives...

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 Mother's Day is only 17 days away.
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Mid-day car-lovers insignifica...



Calvin and the monster under his bed...



The leader of the free world is a truck drivin' labor negotiating flub machine...

 
 
When the 'most powerful man in the world' consistently blurs the lines between fantasy and reality, we are fuckin' doomed. This guy can't tell reality from fantasy anymore, and 80,000,000+ people will still vote for him.. It's frightening on any level.
At 81, the oldest president in American history, Biden has remained a gaffe machine throughout his presidency, often re-telling lies about his biography that have been repeatedly debunked, even by mainstream outlets. At Hillsborough Community College in Tampa Bay on Tuesday, Biden claimed to have driven a big rig. 'I used to drive an 18-wheeler,' he said, as he attempted to discuss how he'd negotiated pensions for labor unions. Never happened. Any of it. Put this fuckin' guy out to pasture, please...


I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's important to surround yourself with idiots...

How else are you going to know how smart you are 
if you don't have something to compare to...  
 
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Of course she's from California. The story would almost be too unbelievable if she wasn't from the land of fruits and nuts.
'TikToker' (the new phrase for someone who's totally self-absorbed and attention-starved) Ash Putnam was frustrated after T.J. Maxx denied her application - and she thinks her tattoos were to blame. Some of her visible designs include a skull with horns on her neck, solid black patches on her arms, and a pattern on her forehead. Putnam, 23, also has multiple facial piercings, including a large silver ring hanging from her nose. "I hate that my tattoos are such a defining factor for me getting a job or not," she said in a recent TikTok. "Just because I have tattoos doesn't mean I'm not going to be a good worker."
You look like the devil's retarded niece, but sure - you'd be a good worker. Are the sideshows still hiring?
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Keeping up with the Joneses on college campuses 
ain't what it used to be...
 

A tent city popped up at Harvard University on Wednesday while 
Princeton University students were gearing up for their own — 
but leaders at the New Jersey school warned that any protesters camping 
out would be “arrested and immediately barred from campus.”
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I hope you can see the prices on these...
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I went to Winn-Dixie yesterday afternoon to buy some chicken breasts to make cutlets for chicken parm. The only boneless breasts they had were 'organic' (whatever the fuck that means) and they were $ 4.49 a pound. Normally, regular chicken breasts run around $ 3.49 a pound.
I don't think you can blame it on this bird flu shit. I think our dollar just ain't what it usta be just a short coupla years ago - when the same chicken breasts were $ 1.79 a pound.
(PS - the same chicken breasts at ALDI were $ 2.29 a pound, just so ya know...)
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That's from 90 years ago.
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Learning to speak Italian...














Here's another gift of a sexy HillBetty from our friends at Twisted Hillbilly...

  I believe her name is Taryn Walker...