I can't be the only person in the world who thinks people who bring their pets to restaurants are selfish jerkoffs...
Let's make one thing clear so you don't think I'm a complete asshole: Service dogs should always be allowed in a restaurant. Absolutely. No question about it. If someone requires an animal to get around in their everyday life, then the dog is a non-negotiable.
According to the Americans with Disabilities Act, if it isn't obvious what service the dog is providing, staff can ask two questions: Is the dog a required service animal because of a disability? And what work or task has the dog been trained to perform? They can't ask about a disability specifically, nor can they ask to see documentation for the dog - and it's this point that I start losing my shit a bit.
I most definitely do not support bringing a non-service dog into the same restaurant where I'm eating - or just having a drink. Yes, Lady, your dog is cute, and yes, I tolerate other people's dogs and support you owning one. Even if that dog is well-behaved and out of people's way, there's something to be said for ignoring the "only service dogs allowed" signage because you simply don't want to be inconvenienced.
I've seen a dog to trip a customer. And I've seen waiteresses spill their trays because someone's cute little puppy nipped at her ankles.
Leave the dog home, Dorothy. And - more importantly - if you're some pussy-whipped guy carrying your household pet in to a restaurant, well, you deserve all the abuse me and my buddies can throw atcha. Juss' sayin'...
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I drive a 21-year-old F-150 that's got 198,000+ miles on it. As far as I'm concerned, I'll drive that fucker till it can't drive no more. Two things to consider. One, I know where everything is and what works and what don't, and Two, a new one's more money than I paid for my first house. If I were to pump two G's a year in to maintaining it, I'm still way ahead of the game. And, like I said - I know what works and what don't. Mechanical-wise, I'm no genius - I can change the radio station and put the wipers on, and maybe use a turn signal or two. That's the extent of my manual skills vis-a-vis any vehicle. That's what mechanics are for....
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The Trump administration announced Monday that it will designate the Sudanese Muslim Brotherhood as a specially designated global terrorist. Officials said the move is part of a broader effort to target extremist networks and groups accused of supporting terrorism or destabilizing governments in the Middle East and Africa. The designation allows the U.S. government to freeze assets, block financial transactions, and criminalize support for the group under American law.
The State Department said the Sudanese branch’s designation will become effective March 16, after which anyone providing material support to the organization could face criminal penalties in the United States.
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When Texas voters overwhelmingly chose a different candidate, Crockett's camp furiously pointed fingers, claiming that concerns over her electability were completely rooted in racism and gender bias. Instead of taking accountability for running a flawed, last-minute campaign, she immediately defaulted to the ultimate political excuse: blaming the voters and shouting racism.
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Algorithms can fuck with you. Just because I go to Twisted Hillbilly's Facebook page, these are what I seew every day in that 'Reels you should watch' shit, as if A:) I'm some kinda old horn dog, or B:) like I actually have that much free time to watch some AI-generated chich with big tits walk down the street. The saving grace in it is the knowledge that most of those Al Gorythms are written for younger, GenZ dipshits. Or so I think, anyways...
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Rosie O’Donnell went on Jim Acosta’s show and said: “More women have accused him of rape than there are trans athletes in America. He wants to protect children? Look what he did to children on that island. Katie Johnson everyone. Google it.”
So… people Googled it. The allegations she referenced were disputed, never proven in court, and resulted in no legal findings. Why do jerkoffs in the media pay any attention to this fuckin' cow? Enough already...
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