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Friday, March 27, 2026
I owe you a HillBetty...
For God-knows-what reason, blogger refused to publish this afternoon's
scheduled HillBetty post saying it violated terms of blahblahblah. It was a very
pretty long-legged woman in a reasonable bikini top. I don't like fucking
with the gods-that-be, whoever they are ...
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When it rains in Florida, it pours. Sorta...
This is what it's like under normal conditions - warm air builds all day, humidity climbs like it’s got something to prove, and then out of nowhere the sky just snaps. One minute it’s sunny and 92°, next minute it’s a full tropical downpour like someone flipped a switch. That’s why one side of the street is dry - and the other side is getting absolutely flooded.
It’s fast. It’s loud. And it’s the reason Floridians trust the forecast about as much as they trust a clear sky at 3PM. You’ll get: Bright sunshine. Blinding rain. Then sunshine again like nothing happened.
This isn’t just weather. This is Florida freestyle...
In the news today they reported the drought we're now in will last another couple of weeks, at the very least. They said for us to get back to 'normal' levels, it has to rain at least 19" in that same time span.
Gonna be a lot of brown lawns around here.
The inmates are now offically running the asylum in the Garden State...
The Shore News Network is reporting that New Jersey has enacted a new law prohibiting most law enforcement officers, including federal agents and ICE officers, from wearing face coverings during public interactions, after the measure was signed by leftie lunatic Gov. Mikie Sherrill. The law takes effect immediately, setting new statewide standards for officer identification while leaving enforcement details to be determined.
The legislation, titled the “Law Enforcement Officer Protection Act,” (tell me that's a fucking joke) applies to federal, state, county, and municipal officers operating within New Jersey. It requires officers to reveal their faces while performing official duties, with specific exemptions for undercover operations, safety threats, medical protections, and emergency conditions.
A law enforcement officer who violates the provisions of the bill is guilty of a disorderly persons offense, which is punishable by a fine of $500 to $1,000, up to six months imprisonment, or both. Despite the law, federal officials have stated that ICE agents will not comply, likely setting up a legal battle over state versus federal authority.
“Sanctuary politicians attempting to ban our federal law enforcement from wearing masks is despicable and a flagrant attempt to endanger our officers. To be crystal clear: we will not abide by this unconstitutional ban,” ICE replied to New Jersey’s new law in a statement yesterday.
Is he fay or isn't he? Only his hairdresser knows for sure...
President Trump announced that the CIA informed him that Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei, the newly appointed supreme leader of Iran, is gay. During an appearance on Fox News’s The Five yesterday, Trump was questioned by Jesse Watters about this revelation from the CIA, to which he responded, “Well, they did say that, but I don’t know if it was only them. I think a lot of people are saying that,” implying that this information could impact Khamenei’s reputation in Iran.·
Trump's comments come as sexual conduct between individuals of the same sex is illegal in Iran and could result in severe punishment, including death.
Ali Khamenei, the former supreme leader and Mojtaba Khamenei’s father, was killed at the start of Operation Epic Fury. Following this event, Mojtaba's public appearances have been nonexistent, with reports suggesting he may have been injured during the same strike.
Trump remarked, “Nobody heard of the second supreme leader, the son. We have not heard from the son,” raising questions about Mojtaba's current status.
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They're rechargeable, held on by self stick magnets, and were real easy
to install (like five minutes). Trust me on these - they work great...
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Kickin' up dust and havin' fun...
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What's got them sharks so jacked up?
Move over “Cocaine Bear.” Brazilian scientists have discovered traces of nose candy, caffeine and painkillers in sharks swimming in waters around the Bahamas. These “blow-fish” aren’t getting hooked on purpose - it’s the fallout from an uptick in marine pollutants, per an a-jaw-calyptic study published in the journal Environmental Pollution.
“Pharmaceuticals and illicit drugs are increasingly recognized as contaminants of emerging concern (CECs) in marine environments, particularly in areas undergoing rapid urbanization and tourism-driven development,” the researchers wrote while describing the troubling shark-otics trend.
I swear to god I gotta get in to this whole 'study' racket somehow.
I could make a small fortune just lookin' at shit, couldn't I?
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It may be over, but maybe not...
The Senate approved a Department of Homeland Security deal to fund TSA and most other agencies in a marathon overnight session Friday. Republican Senate Majority Leader John Thune admitted the bill was 'not the way to fund the department. But, we were out of time.' The deal, which the Senate approved unanimously without a roll call, next goes to the House, which is expected to consider it today. With pressure mounting to resolve the 42-day stalemate, the endgame emerged in the final hours before TSA workers miss another paycheck Friday.
The package puts no limits on ICE which Democrats have demanded, though Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer touted the vote as a victory, claiming 'we held the line' and vowing to continue the fight against Trump's 'rogue' immigration operation.
ICE has remained largely unaffected by the shutdown - Trump's One Big Beautiful Bill, signed into law last July, funneled billions in extra funds to DHS.
Me thinks Schumer and his ilk finally got around to reading their poll numbers.This is the worst example of 'leadership' an d'representation' you may ever see...
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Well, I guess we won't have a monarchy here in the US after all. Bummer...
Didn'tja ever wonder who finances these jerkoffs?
And don't push the Soros button quite so fast...
So ya really can't dig too far in to these outfits, but Google's AI setup at least gives you a little background. According to it, the "No Kings" protests are organized by a coalition of progressive groups, primarily led by Indivisible, MoveOn, and the 50501 Movement. These demonstrations focus on 'uniting people against what they describe as the authoritarian actions of the Trump administration', with local efforts coordinated by hundreds of community, labor, and civil rights groups.
Key details about the organizers include:
Core Organizations: The movement is driven nationally by Indivisible, MoveOn, and the 50501 Movement, with prominent organizers including Ezra Levin (Indivisible) and Hannah Stauss.
The 50501 Movement: Named for "50 states, 50 protests, one movement," this group highlights its goal to oppose the consolidation of power.
Coalition Scope: Over 200 organizations participate, including the American Civil Liberties Union, American Federation of Teachers, and various labor unions.
Goals: The rallies serve as a broad umbrella for various grievances regarding federal government actions, including immigration enforcement, voting rights, and the cost of living, aimed at safeguarding democracy.
The movement features decentralized, locally organized rallies aimed at mobilising mass participation across the U.S.
Now ya gotta understand - I am not a violent person by nature, but I sure would like to just kick the livin' shit outta each and every one who shows up at stupid shit like this. Does that make me a bad person?
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People nowadays listening to music from 1960 is like people
in 1960 listening to music from the year 1900.
Know what the #1 hit song in 1900 was?
'A Bird in a Gilded Cage' sung by George Diamond.
There. Now you have perspective.
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Ruth's Chris steak hopuse came out with a statement last month about how to dress when you dine there, Including no hats and no flip-flops. I guess they're going 'snopty'.
Chili’s quickly jumped into the ring, making clear it was not following
Ruth’s Chris Steak House down the same road. The chain fired off a blunt response
online. “The only dress code at Chili’s is that you have to be dressed,” the chain
wrote on social media.
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Thursday, March 26, 2026
65 here versus 65 there...
The second it drops to 65° in Florida, the entire state acts like we just entered an Ice Age. People waking up in full survival mode. Hoodies. Sweatpants. Somebody pulled out a North Face jacket they bought in 2007 for a trip they never took. There’s a guy at Publix wearing gloves like he’s about to summit Everest. Meanwhile it’s sunny, birds chirping, and the iguana on the fence is just mildly confused.
Neighbors you haven’t seen in months suddenly outside like, “Man it’s COLD today.” Sir - it is 64°, ferfucksake. Someone’s grilling anyway - but now it’s out of defiance, not celebration. Coffee cups replaced the cold drinks. That one guy renting next door who “doesn’t get cold” is still in shorts, but now he’s rubbing his arms like, “Yeah I mean - there’s definitely a breeze.”
Windows open. AC off. This is the one sacred week of the year Florida residents feel financially responsible. Meanwhile up north they’d call this a beach day.
Florida math says anything below 70° is a personal attack. The same people who survived 100° heat index with 90% humidity all summer are now wrapped in blankets like the power went out.
Seasonal mood shift is real. Everyone’s happier - but also dramatically fragile. This isn’t winter. This is Florida’s version of 'winter' that just won't go away...
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