Every day - every single fuckin' day, we see yet another 'it's the end of the wrold aswe know it' news item like this one. UK scientists (the UK? WTF do they know about volcanoes?) raised alarm bells after drawing up an apocalyptic play-by-play detailing what would happen if the famed Yellowstone supervolcano blew its stack.
“A super-eruption on this scale would be a threat to civilization as we know it,” wrote the authors in a recent piece for The Conversation. According to these guys, The volcanic formation, which sits underneath the 30-by-45-mile Yellowstone Caldera, is among the most studied on Earth due to its potential for a supereruption when a volcano ejects over 230 cubic miles of magma, rock, and ash.
Nonetheless, they point out that “volcanoes do not work in predictable ways and their eruptions do not follow predictable schedules.”
So, you conjured up this theoretical time-bomb, and the dismiss by saying it might not happen. Well played. I hope somebody paid y'all a shitload of pounds to come up with this drek. Jeez...













































