Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Tuesday, April 28, 2026

Right idea, wrong party...


Isn't it stupid that I have to do shit like that?


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This is one helluva deal.
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Wanna get through the Straight? Just gotta be crazy rich - and it probably helps if you're a Russkie...

There oughta be a law. I'm no communist (pun intended) but nobody should be so rich and so vaneful to have to own something as garish as this thing. It costs around $40 to $50 million per year to keep the 142-meter (465-foot) superyacht Nord in the water. Owned by Russian billionaire Alexei Mordashov, this $500 million vessel is one of the world's most sought-after and secretive superyachts. Mordashov is reportedly worth around 45 billion, but he must have an incredibly small pishadeel to have to own something like this to make up for it.
“Nord,” one of the world’s most expensive superyachts, features two helicopter pads, luxury lounge decks, and an 80-foot swimming pool at the stern. It also includes an onboard gym, cinema, and jacuzzi, and carries a submarine and other smaller craft. The ship has space for 36 guests and 42 crew.

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I thought the people teaching our kids hadda be smart. My bad...

Reported By: Fox News / April 28, 2026 -  A Wisconsin middle school teacher has been placed on administrative leave after a disturbing social media post that appeared to call for political violence. The post, which featured the phrase "Make Americans Great Assassins Again," was shared shortly after the recent assassination attempt in Washington. School district officials confirmed the employee was removed from the classroom while an investigation is conducted. Parents and local leaders demand accountability for educators who use their platforms to promote violence or radical ideologies to students. The teacher was taken out of the classroom after community members flagged the violent rhetoric to the school board.
 Local families have called for permanent termination, arguing that someone advocating for political murder should not be around children. This incident follows several cases of public employees facing discipline for celebrating threats against the administration and federal officials.
 

You would think someone whose job it is to educate the next generation would have enough sense to keep their mouth shut instead of calling for literal murder. It is a sad state of affairs when the people we trust with our kids are the ones fanning the flames of hate. If you are more interested in being a political radical than a teacher, you ought to turn in your lesson plans and find a new line of work where you aren’t poisoning young minds with that kind of garbage. Juss' sayin'...

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"The Troubles" aren't over - they were taking a nap...

A 66-year-old man has been arrested by detectives investigating a bomb explosion at a police station on the outskirts of Belfast. A hijacked car, which had been fitted with a gas cylinder device, detonated outside Dunmurry Police Station last Saturday night. The man, who was detained in the Dunmurry area, was arrested under the Terrorism Act and was taken to Musgrave Serious Crime Suite for questioning.
Police said they are also carrying out a number of searches in both east and west Belfast. In a statement to The Irish News, the "New IRA" said it was responsible for the attack.
The dissident republican group said it had been an attempt to kill police officers as they tried to leave the building. On Tuesday, Assistant Chief Constable Davy Beck said the PSNI's job was "to keep communities safe and also our officers who bravely serve to protect these communities" and called on the "active support" of communities.
 

"The Troubles" was a 30-year (late 1960s–1998) ethno-nationalist conflict in Northern Ireland, centered heavily in Belfast, involving unionists (mostly Protestant) wanting to stay in the UK and nationalists (mostly Catholic) wanting a united Ireland. Over 3,500 people died, with intense paramilitary violence and military intervention ending with the 1998 Good Friday Agreement. 

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This HillBetty has a point...


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It's getting hard to tell if some of these judges are actually Americans...

A federal judge has ruled that a federal prison in Minnesota must destroy all mug shots of Muna Jama, a Muslim woman photographed without her hijab, which the judge deemed a violation of her religious rights. U.S. District Judge Jeffrey Bryan, a Biden appointee, stated that Jama's hijab is an essential element of her religious practice and that forcing her to be photographed without it substantially burdens her religious exercise. The ruling came after Jama was required to take the photo during her booking in 2019. Authorities then used the picture on her ID and records. After filing a complaint in 2022, the prison allowed her to take a new photo with her hijab but insisted she also pose for another uncovered photo, which was to remain sealed. The court found this arrangement insufficient, with Judge Bryan emphasizing that keeping her uncovered image could lead to exposure to unrelated males, infringing on her beliefs. He also criticized the prison’s argument that it needed the uncovered photo for escape scenarios, stating that the government did not provide evidence showing such a requirement was necessary.  
Judge Bryan noted that the prison's policy regarding hijab photography was inconsistent, as non-Muslim inmates were not subject to similar requirements. He argued that any escapee could use a hijab as a disguise, reinforcing the need for fair treatment of all inmates.  
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SOURCES: The Washington Times | Facebook Florida Hillbilly
 
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The Iranians finally coming around? It's all about the oil, not ideology...

 
Iran is rapidly running out of space to store its oil as President Trump continues his naval blockade in the Strait of Hormuz - which could lead to “irreversible” damage to the regime’s biggest industry and lifeblood of its economy. Massive supertankers have been spotted at Kharg Island, an oil-critical hubs. But with nowhere for the crude carriers to go with the US blockade around the Gulf of Oman, experts say it is a sign that the regime is using the vessels as floating storage. Iran has repeatedly tried to push its ships through the US naval blockade, but its ships are routinely intercepted, with six tankers forced to turn back in recent days.
“If the Iranians have to shut down oil and gas production due to a lack of storage capacity, there will be permanent damage to the productivity of the oil fields,” said Derek Reisfield, Co-Founder of Marketwatch and a former McKinsey consultant. “The damage will be irreversible,” he added. “The loss in capacity could easily be half a million barrels in daily production.”
The Critical Threats Project at the American Enterprise Institute think-tank also estimated to The Post that Tehran likely has until tomorrow night before its onshore storage facilities are filled. THAT is the only reason they'll want to talk to us. End of story...

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Can you imagine George Carlin having to 'defend' one of his jokes? Of course not...

 
There's a good reason why Richard Pryor - or Jay Leno, George Burns or even Eddie Murphy would have never had to 'defend' their jokes - it' simple. They were smart, funny and not filled with TDS or hate of any kind. Meanwhile, Jimmy Kimmel dared to repeat the “hateful” ill-timed joke he made about first lady Melania Trump looking like an “expectant widow” in a bombed roast he delivered days before the shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. 
Kimmel, who narrowly dodged outright cancellation for making similarly distasteful jokes about Charlie Kirk’s assassination in September, took to the air with a vengeance in his Monday night show. “This was like déjà vu for me today,” he said on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Kimmel explained that his mock roast featured in last Thursday’s show was intended to mirror those that comedians usually conduct at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, which were nixed for this year’s celebration.
The cold hard truth is that Kimmel, somewhat similar to that ugly redhead cunt holding Trump's severed head, is playing to a very small cadre of followers who are just as hateful - just as bitter - as they are. Sooner or later, Disney/ABC is gonna wake up and smell the coffee about just how not entertaning these 'entertainers' really are, and once and for all dump their smarmy, hateful asses. And the sooner the better. Juss' sayin'...

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The problem is - a couple people actually watch the guy...

All of the hatred and TDS coming out of Hollyweird has to eventually come back to bite the whole town in it's collective ass. They've done it to themselves taking themselves too seriously, thinking their shit doesn't stink, and thinking what they're thinking about anything is important to us. 
Kimmel stopped being funny years ago. The 'jokes' are snarky and smarmy, thinly disguised attacks on anyone who doesn't toe the liberal line and buy the shit they're peddling. Fuck him and his ilk. We sure as fuck don't need 'em for us to be entertained - at least not while Wojo, Harris and Barney are still at the 12th, if ya catch my drift. We can always switch over to WKRP or go see Archie and Edith. Fuck Kimmel...
 
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I hope you guys are okay with the slightly smaller typefaces I've been using the last week or so. I just figured it'd be easier to read online, where I assume the majority of you are. 
 
If you're okay with the style change, okay, but if I'm wrong, please let me know and we'll switch back to the bigger fonts.

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Yeah - it's supposedly legit. I can't imagine what kinda clusterfuck will surround it, but I'm sure a couple of the BooBirds will make an embarassing appearance. There are approximately 165,000 people now living full time in The Villages. Last month they held a 'No Kings' rally in the center of the development. Around 200 people showed up, and they got booed down. There's no reason for me to go see him, but if you wanna attend, you have to be vetted. You can do that here: 
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They're known by a lot of different names - and are members of the agave family,but they're not the tequila-making kinda agave. This one is in my next door neighbor's yard and it's got it's once-in-a-lifetime boner. On St John we used to call these Century plants. Up here in Florida we call them pain in the ass plants. When it does that it’s dying. Like a plant's Swan Song...
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Not 100% true, but we get the sentiment...
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The drunk in the red shirt made the mistake of grabbing the other guy's wife's ass in front of him. 
I wonder if they've been able to wake the drunk up yet...
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Monday, April 27, 2026

Them's some smart fishes...


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Another one who's fighting for relevance and won't just shut the fuck up and go sit at a buffet somewhere...


Is this guy delusional - does he really harbor dreams of relevance - or, god forbid, the White House? The country's largest RINO thinks people give a fuck what he thinks. Disgraced and over-gorged former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie criticized President Donald Trump’s approach to Iran during a recent appearance on ABC’s “This Week with Shrimpo Stepontopofus.” He emphasized that if Iran emerges from the ongoing conflict largely unaffected, Trump’s intervention would signify a significant geopolitical failure. Christie stated that the current situation places considerable pressure on Trump, especially as rising energy prices coupled with stalled diplomacy fuel domestic backlash against his foreign policy.
·Christie articulated his 'concerns' that Trump risks returning to the initial state of affairs if Iran’s nuclear capabilities remain unchanged after the conflict, with the Strait of Hormuz reopening merely allowing a return to the status quo. He remarked on X, “The president is playing checkers, not chess. He thought this was going to be Venezuela. Iran is not Venezuela.” No shit - Guv - I had hig school geography, too.
Such outcomes, he argued, would prove politically damaging for Trump. ·Christie insisted that if Trump intended to act decisively, he must “finish the job,” referring to the president’s previously stated goals of regime change and dismantling Iran’s nuclear program.
 

 The former governor issued a stark 'warning', stating, “If we come out of this with a stronger Iran, this is a geopolitical failure of enormous proportions.” Okay dipshit. With no Army, Navy or Air Force and their country blown to shit, can you explain how they could possibly 'come out of this stronger'? I'll wait here for your answer...

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Do you like a strong cup of tea? I found this in Belfast a long time ago.
It's the best tea I've ever tasted. Buying it in packs of four boxes
reduces the cost to just 20 cents per cup.
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