Monday, March 18, 2024

Here's another super cute HillBetty - but she's not from our friends at Twisted Hillbilly. I bet they wish she was...


I found no reference to this pic - except on a few 
Russian porn asites, so I'll assume it's okay to post...


Once again, try Naming this Dame...


Last night the Dame was Constance Smith...  
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So St. Paddy's Day is come and gone. Still, don't 
you know a nice Irish girl who'd like these?
There's still a few pairs left ...
 
Click on the picture for more information on these unique hand-made earrings.
They're only $ 20.00 and that includes free shipping!
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Watching the electric car market crash and burn. Looks like nobody wants them after all. Especially Hertz...

 
I honestly can't say why this makes me as happy as it does, 
but nonetheless, Fuckin' A, Bubba
This whole EV bullshit thing is sliding downhill - just not fast enough for me, anyway. I wouldn't buy Tesla stock these days at any price. If anything, I'm thinking strongly about shorting the fucker.
Read this article to see how this jackass bet the ranch on electric cars, and now all the horses and cattle have jumped the fence. (I know - that's a very lame kinda Yellowstone reference - my bad.)
 



Your 'Fuck - it's Monday again...' Hour happiness from the Playboy archives is here...



Put down that Big Mac, Mack. You're destroying the planet...

 I guess we're back to that cow fart thing again...
 
 
I know you think they're too lib for your taste, but they do tickle my funny bone with the shit they report on, especially this one
The shit they buy in to is the exact kinda nonsense that gonna bring on the end of the world as we know it. I just hope theywait until after I'm dead to ban Ribeye steaks. Juss' sayin'...
 
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Do you have a special occasion of some kind 
like a birthday, an anniversary or some 
other event worth celebrating coming up? 

 Click on the picture above for information on this bracelet.
You can find something nice for your Mom, your wife, 
your daughter or your girlfriend right here: 
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Is he talking about the April showers or aomething else...



Wanna see my living room?

 Well, it's outdoors, but it is the room I do most of my living in...
 
 
If you have a Fakebook account, you should be able to see this short video (7 seconds) and if you'd like, send me a friend request - I'm happy to consider letting you in to my world... Find it here:


Nobody remembers anything anyway, right?

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In case you were wondering, this is the 
face of a text-book racist.
 
Who's idea is it to have these ridiculous fuckin' 'Reperation Panels'? It's racists, that's who. Black racists. They want to get paid for something that didn't happen to them and punish you for something you - nor any member of your family - ever did. 
Two representatives appointed to a New York State committee considering paying reparations claimed whites were responsible for climate change, slammed Israel and pushed to defund the police.
Ron Daniels and Lurie Daniel Favors — both appointed to New York’s commission on Reparations and Racial Justice by state Assembly Speaker Carl Heastie — made several fiery statements including Daniels slamming black US Sen. Tim Scott as “Uncle Tim,” according to a review of their public statements.
“White Folks Messed Up the Weather = Black Folks Save the Planet,” Daniels, a longtime activist who ran for president on the minor party Peace and Freedom Party in 1992, said in an Oct. 25, 2021 posting on X.
Yeah - I want these hatefull, racist motherfuckers having a say on how their state can piss away the taxpayers money. WTF has happened to this country?
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If i tried to give less of a fuck about anything, it'd probably be either Hockey or college basketball, but those are two stories for another day. If you guys are in to this kinda shit, here's your brackets. You can thank me later...
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Some time on or around April Fool's Day, we will celebrate our 10,000,000th page view. That's fuckin' crazy, ain't it?
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Every time he opens his mouth I wait with baited breath (whatever the fuck that means) to hear his new stupidity. Ya really do have to wonder what most of these people  - on both sides of the aisle - have in their KoolAid. They live in such a rarified, bubble-like world that is so insulated and isolated from the real world it's shameful. Everyone of them should be required to re-take Econ101, 'cause they sure as fuck don't remember anything they were taught freshman year...
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Welcome to Spring Break for the 'usual suspects'. 
It certainly was different back in the early 70's when I was there, but then again that was 50 friggin' years ago and we were listening to the Beatles and the Beach boys instead of the gangsta rap bullshit these kids are tuned in to.
Spring Breakers were determined to keep the party going Saturday night in Miami, despite a midnight curfew and more than 600 police officers patrolling the area. “People are still going to come out here,” said Sniper Kit, a 29-year-old visiting from New Jersey. “Nothing is going to stop people from coming out here. They might as well just let us do what we want to do.” 
Think ole' Sniper is still in college at 29? I gotta say 'nah...' Yeah - I'm sure that'd work out really well, Mr. Kit...
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At long last, the New York Yankees’ most famous assistant to the traveling secretary is getting his due recognition. George Costanza,– the raging neurotic paranoid character played by actor Jason Alexander in the 1990s classic TV hit “Seinfeld” — will be honored with a bobblehead figure in his likeness as the Yankees celebrate “Seinfeld Night” on July 5. The team announced on X on Friday that the first 18,000 fans who show up to watch the Bombers take on the Red Sox will get a free Costanza bobblehead.
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You don't need a special occasion - or even a 
reason - to get her something nice. Just do it...
 
Click on the picture for more information on these earrings.
They're only $ 20.00 and that includes free shipping!
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Does someone - other than me - wanna corner this dipshit fuckin' RINO and explain to him - in the simplest of terms - that a non-vote for Trump IS a vote for that brain-dead mother fucker we got now? Please? 
It's a two-party system - that's all we got. Until shit changes, get with the program or shut the fuck up. Here's his OpEd: Trump-president-2024-republican-nominee
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Sounds kinda like bullshit coming from a guy like me who rants over politics, 
but you know the truth - I fuckin' hate politics. 
And more to the point, I hate politicians and anyone who aspires to political office all the more. And I'm not 'Juss sayin...' - I fuckin' mean every word of that.

I do tent to create sentences that run on a bit, don't I?
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A delicate balance...



Sunday, March 17, 2024

Here's a real hotty HillBetty - but she's not from our friends at Twisted Hillbilly. They wish she was...


Her name is Hannah Palmer. I hope 
this picture isn't copyrighted...


Name this St. Patrick's Day Dame...


Last night's Dame was Penny Edwards.



Feeling lonely? There's always Irish mail-order brides to the rescue...


I'm sure the website is 110% bullshit, but it is kinda funny. It's here: 
 
 
 
And this is the first pic they show on the front page. 
Sign me the fuck up - I just wish I was 40 years younger 
and single, but we know that ain't happenin', 
so - there we are with that...


This is as Irish as I get - with a little help from a cute little HillBetty...

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Well,she is wearing some green, isn't she?
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Today is St. Paddy's Day. Don't you 
know a nice Irish girl who'd like these?
 
Click on the picture for more information on these unique hand-made earrings.
They're only $ 20.00 and that includes free shipping!
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A little more rockin' from Dublin...

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Today is St. Paddy's Day. Don't you 
know a nice Irish girl who'd like these?
 
Click on the picture for more information on these unique hand-made earrings.
They're only $ 20.00 and that includes free shipping!
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A Belfast boy born and bred - betcha didn't know he was from there...


And here's the coolest part about this? 
I was at this exact show...


Calvin is confused? (My idea)


Here's an original...
 




Rory Gallagher was an Irish musician and songwriter, and is often referred to as "the greatest guitarist you've never heard of"...

Who says the Irish don't know how to rock?



How the tiniest little town celebrated St. Patricks Day and other silliness...

 
On Mar 17, 2012, Glenties - this tiny little one-block almost nothing wee town in Co.Donegal, Ireland, attempted a Guinness book world record of having the most leprechauns in one place on St.Patrick's day...  
 
 
I know this town very well. It's but a mile or so from my brother's cottage in Doochary. These are the nicest people on earth. 
Bandon in west Co. Cork fought off the challenge from Glenties in Donegal to capture the Guinness World Record for the most leprechauns in one place.
A total of 1,263 wee people gathered on Bandon's Main Street to set the new record - complete with red beards, green top hats, breaches, brogues and shillelaghs.
There was only slight disappointment in Glenties that Bandon had beaten them in the bid for a world record. They managed a respectable 1,024 leprechauns.
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Belfast City Hall in the heart of the city's downtown area. Adjacent to the City Hall is the Victoria Square shopping area where there's a boatload of cool little shops and a couple dozen coffee shops that are really popular - go figure in a place where tea is king.
Anyway, I wish I could say this is a typical summer day there, but that's a bit far from true. In a place where it rains 250 or so days a year, there's almost nothing 'typical' happenin' there. Juss' sayin'...
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Ya know this'll be on TV today...
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You know I've mentioned this place once or twice before, but it's really worth talking about a bit - today especially. This is the Duke of York - one of my top five bars in all the world - at least those parts of the world I have first-hand knowledge of. You’ll find it nestled along a narrow cobbled alleyway in the historic Half Bap area about 1/2 mile or so from City Hall, furnished with Belfast furniture and walls adorned with antique mirrors and artefacts from some of the city’s most famous hotels and buildings from bygone times.
It’s a time warp, which is why it is so well loved, and crazy busy. Step into this institution of  a bar, enjoy a local whisky or creamy ale or stout, and you’ll be treated to a glimpse of Belfast’s historical past. 
Take a look for yourself - https://dukeofyorkbelfast.com/
 
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 Winter colors along the Gweebarra River.
The Gweebarra River in Co. Donegal flows 13km from Lough Barra through the village of Doochary and on to Lettermacaward where it meets the sea just beyond the iconic Gweebarra Bridge. It flows through some of the most picturesque and unspoilt scenery in Ireland. If you have the time today, watch this video and you'll understand why I love this place as much as I do...
 
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And some Irish Women have
very specialized skillsets...

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I wonder if her and the Duke ever did the deed. 
If you never noticed, she had a rather substantial 
front porch. Juss' sayin'...
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This is us having a pint at the Crown saloon in downtown Belfast. 
That's my niece Niki on the left, the world-famous jewelry maker Babs, me and my sister-in-law Caroline. We're sittin inside wha they call a 'snug' Check it out for yourself: 
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“May the winds of fortune sail you, may you sail a gentle sea. May it always be the other guy who says, ‘This round of drink’s are on me.’”
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This is the Titanic Museum in Belfast. It's appropriate that this is exaactly where it is because it's almost exactly on the same spot that the ship was built upon. The best selling t-shirt at the museum is one that has a picture of the ship on it and the saying' It was okay when it left here' or some shit. TJ actually worked there for a coupe of years as a tour guide. Of course everyone - including me - has to take this picture outside the place...

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This is the photo I use as my profile picture on Fakebook. It's me and T at the wee waterfall just outside of Doochary at the headwaters of the Gweebarra. I claimed this as 'my waterfall' about 20 years ago and no one has disputed that title so fuck 'em - guess it really is 'my waterfall'...
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Have fun today, and if you do get as fucked up 
as you and I both know you're capable of, take a
n Uber or sleep where ever the fuck you are. 
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Today is St. Paddy's Day. Don't you 
know a nice Irish girl who'd like these?
 
Click on the picture for more information on these unique hand-made earrings.
They're only $ 20.00 and that includes free shipping!
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Yes it is...