Do you like Pina Coladas? Good. Stick 'em where the sun don't shine...

He called himself "Prince of Joy." She went by "Sweetie." For weeks, they poured out their hearts online, complaining about their miserable marriages - unaware they were married to each other.

When they finally agreed to meet, each carried a rose so they'd recognize their soulmate. They found each other - and their marriage.

"He wrote things I'd never heard in years," Sana said. "She never said a nice word to me," Adnan said.

Instead of laughing at the bizarre twist, they both accused each other of betrayal and filed for divorce. The only couple who cheated on each other - with each other.

Sounds like something I might do. In another life, I mean...

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Texas bound and down...

This is what electing a leftie loonie like her gets you, ya morons. A company that started before the invention of the modern car. A corporation that survived world wars, economic crashes, and a century of American history. ExxonMobil - originally Standard Oil of New Jersey - has officially voted to move its legal home to Texas.

But this isn’t just about one company leaving. It’s about a massive shift happening across the entire United States economy. For decades, Exxon was deeply tied to New Jersey. But over time, the headquarters drifted, jobs moved, research centers shut down, and now nearly 75% of its workforce is already in Texas. The final vote just made official what was happening in slow motion for years.

And Exxon is not alone. Tesla. SpaceX. Coinbase. Chevron. Hundreds of major companies have already relocated to Texas - chasing lower taxes, fewer regulations, and a more business-friendly environment.

Meanwhile, New Jersey ranks near the bottom of every major business competitiveness index, with the highest corporate tax rate in America and one of the heaviest regulatory systems in the country.

The question is no longer “why did Exxon leave?” The real question is: who’s next? Because somewhere right now, in boardrooms across America, more companies are running the same calculations.

Why won't they stop these people?

'Freedom of speech' my ass.  These people aren't protestors. 

They know it and we all know it...  

 

Protestors do just that - protest. Peacefully, and for a purpose. These jerkoffs are something else, and we all know it. Just take a look at some of the organizations they say they represent. Commies - every one of them.

 

The mayor of Newark has ordered a mandatory curfew around the Delaney Hall immigration detention facility after protesters clashed with New Jersey State Police officers there for a second night.

In a statement, Mayor Ras Baraka cited the "escalating situation" and "the increasing need for police intervention" in ordering the curfew for the half-mile around Delaney Hall, starting at 12 a.m. Sunday and remaining in effect nightly from 9 p.m. to 6 a.m. "Multiple individuals have already been arrested and found in possession of weapons, underscoring the seriousness of the threat," he said in the statement. 

 

Newark police officers in riot gear gather outside the Delaney Hall 

detention center in Newark, New Jersey, May 30, 2026.

Following days of protests, New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill ordered state police to set up a perimeter outside of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement detainment center. Instead of honoring our fallen heroes, she spent Memorial Day marching with the protestors. That is who NJ elected.

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A federal judge on Friday blocked the Kennedy Center from temporarily closing its doors for a yearslong renovation and said its board violated the law when it added President Donald Trump’s name to the historic performing arts venue.

 

US District Judge Casey Cooper concluded that the law establishing the center “makes crystal clear that the Center is to be named for President Kennedy, and it cannot bear any other formal name or public memorial based on the Board’s unilateral say-so.”

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Absolutely not legit. Obama never had anything to do with Delaney Hall, and this gathering of geniuses never took place. This is just a prime example of how fuckin' scary this AI shit can be. You can't tell me this doesn't look  legit. We are now past the point where we can't even believe what we see anymore. Juss' sayin'...

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This was a notification posted by a local Orlando news 

station's weatherman Friday night:

"Be mindful if you are going to Brevard and Volusia beaches especially this weekend. Blue Origin rocket debris could wash up in the water, especially near Cocoa Beach and Playalinda Beach if it does. In some time, current may drift some of it too north towards Flagler and Duval County Beaches."

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Took me a minute because I couldn't believe I'd agree with a Dodgers fan...

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In the late 1960s, Northern Ireland became the unlikely setting for one of the most extreme drinking feats ever recorded. In 1969, a 23‑year‑old named Jack Keyes reportedly consumed 36 pints of beer in a single hour, a number so staggering that it instantly became legend in local pubs. At the time, Guinness World Records still tracked competitive alcohol‑consumption categories, and Keyes’ performance stood out as one of the most outrageous examples of human excess ever submitted.

For years, the record remained untouched, not because no one tried, but because the feat itself bordered on physically impossible. As public attitudes toward dangerous stunts shifted, Guinness began reevaluating categories that encouraged self‑harm. By the 1980s, the organization was phasing out records involving extreme drinking, binge eating, or anything that posed a serious health risk. In 1989, Guinness officially discontinued the “most beer drunk in one hour” category altogether, effectively freezing Keyes’ achievement in time.

With the category retired, Jack Keyes became the final and permanent record holder, his 36‑pint hour preserved as a relic of a very different era. Today, the story survives mostly through pub folklore, online threads, and the occasional resurfaced newspaper clipping. 

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Strikes me, when I see guys who look like this running for office, that the Dumocrat talent pool seems to be getting pretty friggin' shallow...

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In 1740, Gabrielle‑Suzanne de Villeneuve wrote 'La Belle et la Bêtz' in a France where arranged marriages were routine and girls as young as thirteen were paired with much older men. Her story wasn’t a romance, it was a social critique wrapped in fantasy, exposing how young brides were expected to accept fear, uncertainty, and power imbalance as part of their “duty.” The Beast symbolized the adult husband: frightening, unknown, and chosen for her, not by her.

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This historic photograph shows paratroopers from the 101st Airborne Division holding a captured Nazi flag. The photo was taken on June 6, 1944, at Marmion Farm near Utah Beach in France, shortly after the D-Day landings. The soldier in the center holding the flag has been identified as James Flanagan of the 502nd Parachute Infantry Regiment. This image became one of the most widely distributed newspaper photographs documenting the events of D-Day. I think it's important to note the ages of these guys. Doesn't look like anyone there was over 22 or 23 years old.

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Another hidden gem...

Most Floridians have never heard of it. The ones who have don't always tell you where it is. Ichetucknee Springs State Park sits in Columbia County, about 75 miles west of Gainesville, and it runs nine distinct spring vents feeding a 6-mile river that has been flowing at the same rate for thousands of years. The Timucua people lived along these banks for centuries. Spanish missionaries built missions nearby in the 1600s. The water temperature holds at 68 degrees year-round, regardless of what's happening above ground.

Today, the park limits daily tubing capacity to protect the ecosystem. On a weekday morning in the off-season, you can have the entire upper run nearly to yourself. No jet skis. No beach bars. No resort fees. Just one of the clearest, most biologically rich rivers in North America, sitting quietly in a part of Florida most tourists never reach.

This is the Florida that doesn't need a marketing budget. It just needs people willing to look past the coastline.

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They make how much for a show that's not even on anymore? Jeez...

 

Lisa Kudrow left fans stunned after revealing the eye-watering sums she and her Friends co-stars still pocket every year in residuals. Kudrow, who played the eccentric Phoebe Buffay throughout the show’s ten-season run from 1994 to 2004, starred alongside Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc and the late Matthew Perry.

The cast famously negotiated their salaries together, skyrocketing from $22,500 per episode in the first season to a staggering $1million each by the final two seasons. They later reunited for a one-off special on HBO Max in 2021, reportedly earning a cool $2.5million apiece for the nostalgic return.

But according to Kudrow, even those astonishing paydays pale in comparison to the steady stream of income the cast continues to receive from the show's global syndication. Speaking to The Times, the actress, 62, who is currently starring in a new season of The Comeback, revealed the cast still rake in an astonishing $20million a year in residuals.

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I have mixed feelings about this, but, then again, kids ARE idiots...

Here are some of the key details regarding school phone bans in France:

Policy Scope: France implemented the law banning mobile phones, tablets, and smartwatches for students in primary and middle schools.

Restricted Areas: The ban applies anywhere on school grounds, extending beyond classrooms to include break times.

Objectives: Officials intended to reduce distractions, combat cyberbullying, and encourage face-to-face interaction among students.

High School Exceptions: While younger students are restricted, individual high schools (lycées) may choose to implement their own internal regulations regarding phone use.

Now I'm sure some helicopter parents bitched about this, but if it keeps the kids from distractions and bullying, I guess I'm cool with the concept.

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The fact that there actually is a record for this is disturbing on it's own. Now this guy owns it...

He told his kids he could chin and bear it. A 'daredevil' (latin for 'bonehead') dad balanced a running chainsaw on his chin to break a world record. David Rush of Idaho set the record for the longest duration balancing a running chainsaw on the chin at 4 minutes 0.99 seconds.

The technology project manager, who is his son’s assistant soccer coach, accomplished the frightening feat at the team’s last practice of the season. “As I explained what I was about to do, the parents’ faces told the story: disbelief and genuine concern,” Rush, who has competed on “America’s Got Talent,” explained on his website.

 

Rush, who holds the most concurrent Guinness World Records titles, with over 350, actually set the record last May, but the record book just confirmed it this year. He explained that to qualify for the record, “the chainsaw has to cut wood before the attempt begins, and the blade must remain engaged and spinning for the entire duration.”

“I had a safety crew stationed nearby with one job: unplug the saw the moment it fell,” he added. Although he is not interested in attempting the perilous record again, Rush said he’s pleased with his unusual accomplishment. 

I'm sorry I have to admit this, but whenever I see people doing stupid shit like this, I get a weird, vicarious thrill out of it. I worry more for myself than I do guys like this. Juss' sayin'...

 

Yeah - go ahead and tell me somebody ain't payin' these jagoffs...

Check out the names of the organizations they supposedly represent. Ever heard of any of 'em? Neither have I. Every one of them is probably legit legal-wise, and just front organizations for someone to funnel cash to them. The hand-printed signs are a new twist, like we don't know they were all printed out by the same couple of people in just one group. Or maybe - just maybe - it's a coincidence that they all went to 'Posters 'R US' and bought the same paper and markers.

Anyway, a report this afternoon indicated that these dooshbag Anti-ICE protesters are pooling cash to deliver riot gear to the front lines of the ongoing chaos in Newark outside the Delaney Hall detention center - fueling criticism that the mayhem is a well-funded, coordinated effort.

Donations are pouring in to help the protesters buy “helmets” and “knee/wrist/shin/arm guards” along with military-grade goggles to stay outside Delaney Hall, according to one list blasted out on social media by lefty political activist group the 50501 Movement — which was behind the No Kings anti-President Trump rallies.

The protesters specifically listed MIL-PRF-32432 shatterproof goggles on their wish list — which is considered “U.S. military specification” that ensures protection from “battlefield-level projectile threats.”

Just protestors you say? I call bullshit. They're martyrs, and they don't even know it yet.

Hats off to this super lean HillBetty...

Time to Freak out a bit...

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A battle for world supremacy?

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Man overboard!

 
He hung on as long as he could - that is to say he stayed there 'till he finished his fifth Pina Colada. This is the semi-dramatic moment a guy is forced to jump from a sinking pirate-themed party boat off the coast of Turkey. Video footage shows the passenger leaping from the side of the ship as it quickly begins to tip at a terrifying angle before being submerged underwater.

The man splashes into the water close to a small dinghy packed with other survivors. The “Big Boss Diamond” boat, beloved by holidaymakers (that that word Brits like to use), sank near Paradise Island on the Mediterranean coast on Friday.

 

All 148 people onboard were forced to abandon ship as their dream day on the funky ole' fake pirate ship turned into chaos. Everyone was safely brought to shore. Another of my 412 reasons to avoid being in any kinda crowd. That mighta seemed like fun 50 years ago, but...

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