Friday, June 26, 2026

Drinking Maalox straight from the bottle...


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Call me a skeptic all you want, but...

Do these selp-proclaimed experts get paid extra for saying shit that's meant to have us shitting our drawers? Certainly seems like it. Anyway, they're now saying that stress levels beneath Southern California’s two most dangerous fault systems have climbed to their highest in at least 1,000 years, prompting fresh concerns that the long-feared “Big One” may be drawing closer.
Okay - stop right there. that's why I'm skeptical of statements like that. How the fuck could they possible know what those 'stress levels' were in 1126AD? It's simple - they can't - but that doesn't stop them from making bold-faced statements like that and expecting us to accept it just because they know a little bit more than we do about this stuff.
The meant-to-be alarming findings come from a new study from the AGU Journal examining the San Andreas and San Jacinto fault systems, in which researchers found that tectonic stress - they say - has reached levels not seen in a millennium. As if somebody a thousand years ago had that data and knew what to do with it. The people around that long ago barely knew how to make fire, ferfucksake. Juss' sayin'.
Believe what you will...


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A tip of the hat to this fine young spinner HillBetty...



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Are you ready for July 4th? 
This is another new Prime Days price drop today -
it's such a good price, I ordered four of them.
Maybe you should too.
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Are door-buster deals on air conditioners in France something new? Well, sorta...

The French, like most Europeans, think having air condioting is akin to being some kind of American-styled little brat. Meanwhile, that's a scene from the opening moments of a store in France after they brought in a shipment of portable AC units yesterday morning. Unaccustomed as they are to hot and humid weather, after four days of 90+ weather, their resolve melted and they went batshit. Just like Americans - they say.
I was in England staying with a friend 20 or so years ago when the temp hit 97. during the day. They - as did most people living in the Cotswolds - didn't have AC. They nearly died. It was sad and funny at the same time. Juss' sayin'...
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This is the kind of internet drivel that fills people's minds these days. I'm starting to believe it's some kind of insidious plot against society as a whole that some Geore Soros-esque kind of evil mastermind is working at day and night to dumb down the entire planet. If ya look at the people being elected in big cities of late, if you look at all the kids who can't count to twelve without taking a shoe off, ya start to think that maybe it's staring to work. Juss' sayin'...
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The gross, entitled actions of Angie Baez, the woman who dumped garbage all over the sidewalk and stole the Knicks trash can this week, exposes the deep flaws within the DEI movement she was a part of.
 
Báez, who was fired from her DEI role at JP Morgan Chase, built her career around the idea corporate power and capitalism - not individuals - are to blame for the ills and injustices in the world. And with her trash can stunt, she saw that worldview in action - she's broke and jobless.
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In less than 24 hours, powerful earthquakes struck across four continents, highlighting just how active Earth's tectonic plates can be. A rare M7.5–M7.2 earthquake doublet shook near Venezuela, while additional strong quakes rattled Japan (M6.9), Northern California (M5.6), Papua New Guinea (M5.5), and the Philippines (M4.9).
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Ya know, sad but true, this fuckin' quack gets an insane amount of money every year in pension. Dr. Anthony Fauci's federal pension is estimated at roughly $395,000 to $414,000 annually. This represents the largest federal retirement package in U.S. history, accrued over a 54-year career that culminated in a final government salary of over $480,000 per year as director of the NIAID.
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Are you ready for July 4th? 
This is another new Prime Days price drop today -
it's such a good price, I ordered four of them.
Maybe you should too.
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And then there's this magnificent bastard...
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This lazy fat fuck wanted an ice cream but he didn't wanna go downstairs and walk to the truck, so he insisted the ice cream guy come over to his balcony and hand it up to him. He fell of the balcony to his death. Sad - and stupid - but true. Ya can't make shit like this up...
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Obama had Elizabeth Warren's family over for lunch yesterday...
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Here's a coupla lucky ducks...

This colorized (by me) 1927 photograph, titled "Lucky Ducks," captures a scene in Washington, D.C. The individuals pictured are Misses Eugenia Dunbar and Mary Moose. They are posing with pet ducklings in a horse trough, which was common street furniture at the time. The image is from the National Photo Company collection.

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Thursday, June 25, 2026

Celebrating 'firsts' is always fun when you're young enough...

 


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It's all in the numbers - at least for the Michigan Lottery, anyway...

 In 2003, Jerry made a run to their old store and saw a brochure for a new lottery game called Winfall. Jerry, who majored in math in college, told "60 Minutes" he realized within just minutes that he could almost guarantee making a profit. Jerry and Marge Selbee utilized a mathematical loophole in the Michigan WinFall lottery's "rolldown" feature, which legally ensured a profit if enough tickets were bought during specific drawings.
The couple, along with their investment group, earned approximately $26 million in total winnings over several years.Investment Strategy: They formed a corporation, GS Investment Strategies, allowing friends and family to invest and share in the winnings, which helped revitalize their town.
 

 After the WinFall game was discontinued in Michigan, the couple continued their strategy with a similar game called Cash WinFall in Massachusetts.



How much proof do you need that people with TDS are genuinely evil dooshbags?

One of the things most idiots forgget to remember is that if you're on Federal property, there are cameras everywhere. Everywhere. This idiot babe didn't think she was on Candid Cameras, but - bingo - there she is. The US Park Police is seeking the public’s assistance in identifying a person captured on camera as part of an investigation into damage to the Reflecting Pool and the alleged destruction of government property in Washington, DC.
 
Police said the incident happened about 3:36 p.m. last Friday at the Reflecting Pool on the grounds of the Lincoln Memorial in the nation’s capital. Video released by police shows what appears to be a person kneeling next to the Reflecting Pool and reaching an arm into the water. The person appears to have dark hair and is wearing a gray shirt and black shorts while carrying a light-colored handbag. Police said the investigation follows President Trump’s attempt to resurface the Reflecting Pool, which resulted in peeling paint and algae that discolored the intended “American Flag Blue” appearance of the water to a swampy green.
 

Trump and other officials said multiple people were arrested and others were cited for allegedly tampering with and/or damaging the Reflecting Pool.

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What's that spell: CRICKETS! What's that spell: CRICKETS! C'mon, Kathy, you can do better than that...

We all know that the great and powerful OZ is a Bill's fan, but I don't think these people were getting behind her gesticulating chant at this Bills rally - and she's from there, ferfucksake. NY Gubernator Kathy Hochul got a tepid response from a crowd at this week’s ribbon-cutting for the Buffalo Bills’ new stadium, trying and failing to start a chant in support of the team as she took the podium.
The Buffalo native, clad in a Bills hat and a blue-and-white blazer and shirt combo, enthusiastically took the stage at the newly completed Highmark Stadium Tuesday, kicking off her remarks with a fervent “alright let’s get this party started, let’s go!” to a response of what could charitably be called a trickle of applause.
 
Undeterred, the fired-up governor belted out an earnest chant of “Buffalo, let’s go!” – attempting to get the audience to join in the call-and-response, and even pointing to either side of the crowd to give them their cue.
She was met with such deafening silence she aborted the effort and called them out for their 'lethargy'...

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Are you ready for July 4th? 
This is another new Prime Days deal -
it's such a good price, I ordered four of them.
That'll keep me 'flagged' for years to come.
Maybe you should too.
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This HillBetty could ride shotgun with me anytime...

FYI - Her name is Hannah Palmer, and she's famous for, well, being Hannah Palmer.

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At an outdoor bar or on your patio or porch, this little fan is perfect!
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He messed with the wrong Pastor, I guess...

 
Maybe the guy thought - him being a 'man of the cloth' and all, he'd be a kind of a pussy or something. He found out he was sorely (pun intended) mistaken. Spell was changing the battery of his church’s school buses when he was allegedly abused from across the four-lane road in Baton Rouge, La.  
“He said, ‘Tony, I’m going to rape your wife, I’m going to rape all your grandchildren, and the next time you go out of town, I’m going to kill them,’” Spell claimed on Wednesday.
Spell said he had a “duty and obligation” to protect his family. “Number one, I’m a husband, number two, I’m a father, and number three, I’m a pastor who shepherds his flock,” he said. “I will not allow a man to murder my children when I’m gone.”
Footage obtained by WBRZ showed Spell trooping over toward the son of his long-term rival Scott Sherwin, before he unleashed the beatdown on the lawn in front of passing cars.
 

Spell hit the little jerkoff eight times before wrestling him to the ground, where he threw another 27 punches, leaving the him needing five stitches to his chin. He also twisted the man’s neck and kicked him in the side.
“I’m going to break your neck,” the pastor said. Spell was charged with second-degree battery and faces up to eight years in prison. Spell is due to appear in court on September 15 and vowed, “The truth will come out in court.”

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Aiming low and still missing...


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Drinking Maalox straight from the bottle...

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