Monday, July 31, 2023

Your nightly Twisted Hillbetty from our friends at Twisted Hillbilly on Fakebook...



Impress me by Naming this Dame...



A gift from Mr. Sneyd courtesy of Playboy...



So your brother wants to be your sister, okay - fine. But this guy takes 'trans' to a whole weirder level...

 
The dog days are just beginning for this guy. A Japanese native has transformed himself into a canine after forking out more than $14,000 for a custom-made collie costume. The private citizen, who goes only by Toco online, says the unusual garment has helped actualize his dream of “becoming an animal.”
Footage shared to Toco’s YouTube channel, where he boasts more than 32,000 subscribers, shows him clad in the costume as he frolics on a lawn, rolls on a floor, and plays fetch. Toco has even uploaded a video of himself venturing out in public as a dog for the very first time.
 

Read the rest of this article and see a video of this jackass 
walking around on all fours here:
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Someone you know must have a birthday coming up. 
How about this for a gift idea?
 
Click on the picture for more information on this beautiful handmade bracelet.
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PeeWee's playhouse is closed...

 
 
Paul Reubens, best known for his work as the character Pee-wee Herman and getting busted jerking off by himself in a movie theater, has died at age 70 following a battle with cancer. Reubens died on Sunday evening, his estate revealed on social media on Monday.




They're dying to make money off the internet. Literally...

 
Remi Lucidi, 30, fell from the top of a Hong Kong residential skyscraper, the Tregunter Tower, as he attempted to pose for a photograph. 
Known as 'Remi Enigma' on social media, he had a history of climbing structures worldwide, from buildings, to cranes, bridges, pylons, and transmitters. 
On the day of the accident, Lucidi told security he was visiting a friend on the 40th floor to gain access to the tower's rooftop on the 68th floor when he fell. Oops. He is now known as 'Remi Splat'...


Dr. Fauci's comeupance is about to comeuppan' bite him in the ass...

 
Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., has announced an “official criminal referral” 
to the Department of Justice with regard to Dr. Anthony Fauci. 
Paul pointed to an email from February 2020 in which Fauci detailed a call with British medical researcher Jeremy Farrar, who was director of the Wellcome Trust at the time.
According to Fauci, those on the task-force call, including Francis Collins, former director of the National Human Genome Research Institute, and other “highly credible” scientists with expertise in evolutionary biology, expressed concern about the “fact upon viewing the sequences of several isolates of the nCoV, there were mutations in the virus that would be most unusual to have evolved naturally in the bats and that there was a suspicion that this mutation was intentionally inserted.”
Read the rest of this scathing article here:


Same thing but different...



Didn't take her TOO long, did it, Calvin...



Hey DOJ - Make up your mind (if you have one), ferfucksake...

 
The Justice Department on Sunday evening sent a letter to the New York judge overseeing Devon Archer's fraud case, saying they did not want him locked up before he can testify before Congress on Monday. Archer is expected to provide details that will challenge the White House's insistence that Joe Biden never had any knowledge of or involvement in his wayward son's business affairs. The Department of Justice sent a letter to a judge Saturday urging an expedited sentencing for Archer - for an unrelated fraud conviction - in what was seen as a last-minute attempt to stop his testimony. Republicans say the move by DOJ was an attempt to 'intimidate' Archer, who they view as being central to providing information that is critical to their ongoing investigation into the Biden family's business dealings. On Sunday, the decision was reversed.
The rest of this nonsense is here:
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Someone you know must have a birthday coming up. 
How about this for a gift idea?
 
Click on the picture for more information on this beautiful handmade bracelet.
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What do you do if you love serving your country? You re-enlist at 59...

 
Craig Morgan is still dedicated to serving his country. 
On Saturday, the musician was sworn in again at age 59 to the U.S. Army Reserve on stage at the Grand Ole Opry in front of a sold-out audience.
"I’m excited to once again serve my country and be all I can be in hopes of encouraging others to be a part of something greater than ourselves," Morgan shared in a statement to Fox News Digital. 
"I love being an artist but I consider it a true privilege and honor to work with what I believe are the greatest of Americans, my fellow soldiers. God Bless America. Go Army."
Click on the picture to see his swearing-in Twit.
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The headline on this story read: Grace Charis joins no-bra club as she pulls off incredible golf trick shot while fans tell her ‘I wasn’t watching that’

 
There's an annoying new trend on TikTok, Instagram and Fakebook with girls with big boobs playing golf. Some of 'em are decent and some are just so-so, but they all have that one thing in common. Cleavage. 
Now, I'm not bitching about it, but I'm also not an 18-year-old moron either, so I don't spend a boatload of time ogling them. I bring it up just for one reason. These fuckin' people are making millions offa this shit. Why can't I do something stupid, have somebody record it and make a shitload of cabbage?
I have no idea who Grace Charis is, but if you wanna see this bullshit' trick shot', here it is:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvP-ZbMpXIS/
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Still one of my favorite country songs and very relevant to where I live here in North Central Florida - Lake County to be specific. I have a buncha friends with boats (the best kinda boat) and we have a couple places here where we do exactly what's happenin' in the vid. Very cool.
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In my dreams I can do this...



Sunday, July 30, 2023

Your no-nonsense nightly Twisted Hillbetty from our friends at Twisted Hillbilly on Fakebook...



Dame Naming and bullet bra nonsense...

 

Cheaters never prosper...




Mobile phone nonsense...




Playboy nonsense...



DOJ nonsense. When will it ever stop?

 
The Justice Department is pushing for Devon Archer to report to prison — just days ahead of the former Hunter Biden business partner’s hotly anticipated congressional testimony, according to new court documents.
Manhattan federal prosecutors on Saturday filed a letter requesting a judge set a date for Archer to start his one-year sentence in a fraud case unrelated to the first son’s various scandals.
The article is here if you want to feel helpless:
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Someone you know must have a birthday coming up. 
How about this for a gift idea?
 
Click on the picture for more information on this beautiful handmade bracelet.
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Rock music trivia nonsense...

 Name ten rock bands (not country) that have featured violins as a lead instruments. I'll give you a head start with two...





Well payed pole climbing in South Dakota nonsense...



Tax payers pounding sand nonsense...

 
And nearly 25% of it in front of private homes...
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Someone you know must have a birthday coming up. 
How about this for a gift idea?
 
Click on the picture for more information on this beautiful handmade bracelet.
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Dick nonsense...



Even more nonsense - this time with Archie...



Calvin nonsense. In color...



More nonsense...


 

Today, it's nothing but nonsense, if you're okay with that...




Sunday is supposed to be the day of rest, so don't try thinking too hard today...

What's not to love about a place like this where this is the only sign they have out on the street in front of the place? Another one of my top 20 gin joints. On the beach in New Smyrna Beach, Florida (the shark-bite capital of the world). Here's their website, for what it's worth:
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I must be an idiot 'cause try as I might I don't get this one...
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I don't get people like this guy. Are we supposed to look up to them or maybe admire them for something? Guy needs a straight jacket and some lithium...
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Despite inflationary pressures and a slew of recent controversy, the beer industry is enjoying healthy, stable growth as it continues to rebound from the impacts of the pandemic. And as consumers turn to higher quality, better tasting brews over the most budget-friendly options, there’s a new top dog when it comes to the most valuable beer brands.
According to new data from Brand Finance, a leading brand valuation consultancy firm, Heineken has overtaken Corona Extra to become the world’s most valuable beer brand. Valued at $7.6 billion, the Dutch producer experienced 10 percent growth year-over-year for 2023, knocking Corona down a slot despite the brand’s own 6 percent growth. The Mexican lager still isn’t far behind, though, bringing in a value of $7.4 billion.
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A Mister Softee ice cream truck got kicked out of one South Jersey neighborhood. Why? Did something truly awful happen to cause a beloved regional icon to be banished from visiting children on a hot, summer day? Did dozens of people in this neighborhood suddenly rise-up to defeat a decades-old business? 
No. One person complained about the music that Mister Softee plays from its trucks. One.
You know the song. Everyone knows the song. It's a part of living in many parts of this region. It's been playing for decades and decades. But one person complained and ruined it for everyone in one neighborhood in Blackwood, Camden County.
Company officials say they try hard to not blast their music late at night and they also get complains from people about the music waking up sleeping infants in the middle of the afternoon, but they can't please everyone and "we need to play music to get the people out." PS - the truck is back in the neighborhood. The truck company's President was quoted as as having said something to the effect of  'Fuck her - play it louder...'
I hope someone smacks that bitch who complained as hard as I would.
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From now on, Sunday morning's are going to be 'No hard news' days.
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Someone you know must have a birthday coming up. 
How about this for a gift idea?
 
Click on the picture for more information on this beautiful handmade bracelet.
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Compared with the devil, angels carry more credence in America. Angels even get more credence than, well, hell. More than astrology, reincarnation, and the belief that physical things can have spiritual energies. In fact, about seven in 10 US adults say they believe in angels, according to a new poll by The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research.
The full article can be seen here if you want:
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"The Blessed Event" was the first episode of The Flintstones where Wilma and Fred share a double bed instead of two single beds. Remarkably, it was also the very first time any couple - real or animated - were shown together in the same bed on network television. The year was 1963.
 Here we are 60 years later and there are something like 30 - or maybe even more - porn channels available on my Direct TV service. I'm sure it's pretty much the same with all cable providers.
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Don'tcha love how these out-of-town out-of-touch liberal dooshtools just go off the fuckin' rails when it comes to attacking and ridiculing someone they know so little about, but they wouldn't dare say dick about their President or his VP, because that wouldn't fit in their narrative and their agenda? 
Fuck these hateful, not funny jackoffs.
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