Thursday, February 29, 2024

Here's yet another oh-too-cute HillBetty from our friends at Twisted Hillbilly.



Name dis Dame also, wudjuz?


And yes - last night was Jane Greer. Again...






Beyonce ain't 'country'. She a cartoon character. And a rip-off?

 
I love these broads that dress like street whores and then bitch about being 'objectified. How 'country' is that outfit? As Joe would say, 'C'mon, man'...
Anyway - it's pretty funny Click on her snatch heart to read the article in today's Post. And then pray for country music...
 



Florida Man 'Super streaker' is on a losing streak now...

 
Yuri Andrade, 31, of Florida, briefly caused a stir by taking to the field with 5:03 left in the fourth quarter, with the Buccaneers leading the Chiefs 31-9. The professional extrovert dodged a couple of tackles from security before sliding at the three-yard line as guards piled on top of him.
He explained that offshore sportsbook Bovada had put a $1,000 cap on stakes for the prop bet. But he had called around inviting friends to put money on for a share of the spoils.
What did the idiot do wrong? He bragged about it after the game and they pullled the plug on his winnings. The rest of the story is here...
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Five pairs of the Celtic earrings are available
and the timing is perfect, but don't wait too long 
with St. Patty's Day coming up in two weeks -
and nine people already have them in their carts...
 
Click on the picture for more information on these unique hand-made earrings.
They're only $ 20.00 and that includes free shipping!
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Your Happy Hour Happiness from the Playboy archives is here...



What do you call it? I call it bullshit...

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Five pairs of the Celtic earrings are now available
and the timing is perfect, but don't wait too long 
with St. Patty's Day coming up in two weeks...
 
Click on the picture for more information on these unique hand-made earrings.
They're only $ 20.00 and that includes free shipping!
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Mom likes Hobbes best...



What exactly is a 'Reparations expert'? Any ideas? Beuller? Beuller?

 
From usatoday.com - Experts say if this week’s apology by San Francisco leaders to the city’s Black residents for decades of discrimination is going to be a first step toward reparations, the steps that follow must be carefully considered for the apology to prove meaningful.
 

On Tuesday, the 11-member San Francisco Board of Supervisors unanimously passed a resolution apologizing “to all African Americans and their descendants who came to San Francisco and were victims of systemic and structural discrimination, institutional racism, targeted acts of violence, and atrocities.”
 
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Do you love an Irish girl?  Show her.
It's almost St. Patrick's Day ya know...
 
Click on the picture for more information on this unique hand-made bracelet.
It's only $ 20.00 and that includes free shipping!
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Google search this picture...

 Sometimes, believe it or not, you can't always 
believe what you see online... 
 
 
Unlike our Dame Naming thing, this photo is unaltered except for minor cropping. Try the search and see how many wrong answers google comes up with. One thing's for certain - it's not Betty Grable.
 
Or is it...


On days like today, you need more than just a leap of faith...

At some point, enough of us are going to say 'enough is enough'. And that is when the troubles really start...  
 
 
Was the man convicted under the 14th Amendment and I somehow missed it? Cook County Circuit Judge Tracie Porter, a Democrat, paused her order until March 1, in order to give the former president time to appeal. 
Porter’s decision overruled the bipartisan Illinois State Board of Elections, which dismissed a challenge to Trump’s candidacy last month after determining that it didn’t have the authority to rule on whether the GOP front-runner’s role in the riot violated the Constitution. Click on Trump's pic for details.
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I guess nothing is sacred anymore when there's money to be had...
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Has anyone ever heard an explanation of what the 
'Low Spark Of High Heeled Boys' really means?
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What're ya starin' at, Danielle?
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These motherfuckers never quit, do they? Ya know how that'll 
work out, right? Harris said that students could receive the funds from the work-study federal program that pays a student’s wages while employed at a part-time job.
If you wanna hear what this snaggle-tooth fuck is talking about, click on the screen cap and it'll send you to TwitterLand...
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Coupla weeks ago I had my annual checkup. The doctor said my blood pressure 
and everything else was fine, but that at my age I should think 
seriously about maybe putting a bar in the shower for stability. 
So I took her advice. So far so good...
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You really don't need a reason to buy her
 something as special as this. 
But it is almost St. Patrick's Day.
 
Click on the picture for more information on this unique hand-made bracelet.
It's only $ 20.00 and that includes free shipping!
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The item got 48 bids and was sold for $18,101 last 
Wednesday to a buyer who wished to remain anonymous.
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If they tried, these over-educated jackwagons couldn't be 
more full of shit. Even if they worked really hard at it...
 
The chief diversity, equity, and inclusion officer of Columbia University's medical school, Alade McKen, plagiarized extensively in his doctoral dissertation, lifting entire pages of material, without attribution, from sources that include Wikipedia.
 

Think about the fact that, in order to have a 'chief' diversity, equity, and inclusion officer, it means he's like the head of some kinda tactical squad or some shit. Meanwhile, Columbia's research integrity officer, Naomi Schrag, did not respond to a request for comment. Iowa State University (where he got his degree) did not respond to a request for comment either...
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Tango, Charlie. Bravo...



Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Here's another oh-too-cute HillBetty from our friends at Twisted Hillbilly.



Name dis Dame wudjuz?

 

 
Last night's Dame was Connie Hines. Well played...


Bad news for you stoners out there...

 
According to this report, using cannabis could lead to a 'significant' increase in heart attack and stroke risk, even if people consume edibles. Researchers in Massachusetts and California spent four years evaluating more than 400,000 US adults in 27 states to examine the link between cannabis use and issues like heart disease and stroke. 
 

The team found that any type of cannabis use - smoking, vaping, or edibles - was 'associated with a higher number of adverse cardiovascular outcomes.
 
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You really don't need a reason to buy her
 something as special as this. Just do it.
 
Click on the picture for more information on this unique hand-made bracelet.
It's only $ 18.00 and that includes free shipping!
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Your Happy Hour Happiness from the Playboy archives is here...

Some serious sea oter insignifica...



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You really don't need a reason to buy her
 something as special as this. 
But it is almost St. Patrick's Day.
 
Click on the picture for more information on this unique hand-made bracelet.
It's only $ 18.00 and that includes free shipping!
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Calvin swims with the fishes. Sorta...



How dare you call me 'sir, ma'am...

 
So - seriously, who votes for these fuckin'people in the first place? Anyway, the he/she got pissed off and 'stormed' out of the chambers when he/she was called 'sir'. 
How dare they, these inconsiderate Republicans mis-genderficate 'them'?
The article is here:



She's selling Freddie's stuff. Finally...

 
Mercury bequeathed this London property, which he had owned since the 1980s, to his friend and former fiancée, Mary Austin. Over the next three decades, Austin lovingly preserved the home and its contents, maintaining it in much the same condition Mercury kept — meaning a buyer today can get a seemingly pristine time capsule and a big piece of history linked to one of music’s biggest names.
Wuddya think it'll go for? It's listing for 30 million pounds - 
that's $ 37,961,550.00...
Here's the article in Forbes...
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I promised one of our readers named Pearce that Barbara could make one more pair of the Celtic knot earrrings and she did so last night. Find them here but grab 'em fast because there's only one pair left. She put them up at 8:00am this morning. Good luck...
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Here's how easy it is to start WWIII...

 1: Give Ukraine Russia's money.
2: Let Ukraine join NATO.
BINGO - WWIII...  
 
According to TheHill.com, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen on Tuesday offered her strongest public support yet for the idea of liquidating roughly $300 billion in frozen Russian Central Bank assets and using them for Ukraine’s long-term reconstruction.
“It is necessary and urgent for our coalition to find a way to unlock the value of these immobilized assets to support Ukraine’s continued resistance and long-term reconstruction,” Yellen said in remarks in Sao Paulo, Brazil, where Group of 20 finance ministers and central bank governors are meeting this week.
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I promised one of our readers named Pearce that Barbara could make one more pair of the Celtic knot earrrings and she did so last night. Find them here but grab 'em fast because there's only one pair left. She'll put them up at 8:00am this morning. Good luck...
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Here's the only point worth making about yesterday's
 primary in a predominately blue state. Lump all the
 Dem and Rep votes in two neat piles. 
Trump wins. In Michigan. Congratulations, Mr. President...
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That's subtle. I like subtle...
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In it's earnings call yesterday, Lowe's CEO Marvin Ellison reported sales were down 6.2% in the quarter that ended on February 2 as customers are holding off on spending on big-ticket items for DIY projects.
Allow me to interject if I may, Mr. Ellison. Your target of DIY homemakers is wrong-headed. 
ONE: You should have targeted us professional home-builders and contractors a long time ago. When we buy shit, it's not just a light bulb or a can of spray paint. We're buying in the tens of thousands of dollars a year.
TWO: You could actually hire people who know what the fuck they're talking about instead of paying retired bus drivers, grade school teachers and insurance salesmen to stand around with their thumbs up their asses.
THREE: Get a better, more recognizable product mix. Store brandpower tools and shit paint are not what you customers want and need.
FOUR: And most important - stop trying to be Home Depot. They suck too, just a lot less than you do. Try something different somehow. Juss' sayin'...
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You really don't need a reason to buy her
 something as special as this. Just do it.
 
Click on the picture for more information on this unique hand-made bracelet.
It's only $ 18.00 and that includes free shipping!
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Sweden isn't just good at helping parents care for their babies, as demonstrated by its generous parental-leave policies. A local Swedish official also wants to help people create those babies.
Per-Erik Muskos, a councilman from the small town of Övertorneå, has announced plans to give the municipality's 550 employees paid time off to have sex.
“There are studies that show sex is healthy,” Muskos explaied, adding that couples in Sweden weren't spending enough time together. “It's about having better relationships.”
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Speaking of jobs, I got this job offer in an email from the Secret Service yesterday. It probably wasn't legit, but it sure as fuck looked legit. 
I did NOT apply by clicking on the enclosed link...
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