Put yourself in MY shoes...

I had a really shitty day, so if ya need me, I'll be in my cups... 

Have you met my cups?

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This has absolutely nothing at all to do with today's topic. That's why it's here - to keep you on yer toes. 

 It's from one of my favorite old movies. (PS - Barbara Stanwyck is/was a MAJOR babe...)

I'm tellin' ya, it's the same dame...


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No matter how ya say it, it's pie eyed...


Annihilated
Battered
Beery
Befuddled
Belligerent
Bibulous
Blackout Drunk
Blind Drunk
Blitzed
Blotto
Bombed
Boozed Up
Boozy
Buzzed
Canned
Captain Courageous
Cockeyed
Crocked
Cross-Eyed
Crunk
Cunted
Drunk As A Lord
Drunk As A Skunk
Drunken
Faded
Feeling No Pain
Flushed
Flying
Fuckeyed
Gassed
Given To Drink
Goneski
Gonski 2.0
Hammered
Hasselhoffed
Having A Jag On
In One’s Cups
Inebriated
Intoxicated
Jaggered
Leathered
Legless
Liquored
Lit
Lit Up
Loaded
Looped
Loose
Maggot
Maudlin Beery
Mel Gibsoned
Mellow
Mortal
Muddled
Munted
Out Cold
Out Of It
Overcome
Pickled
Pissed
Plastered
Plonked
Plowed
Poached
Poleaxed
Polluted
Ratshit
Rebecca Blackout
Ridrinkulous
Rugby League Drunk
Sauced
Schnockered
Seeing Double
Señor Ridiculoso
Sewed Up
Shitfaced
Slizzard
Sloppy
Sloshed
Smashed
Sottish
Soused
Sozzled
Speaking Russian Drunk
Squiffy
Staggersaurus
Steaming
Stewed
Stonked
Tanked
Three Sheets To The Wind
Tight
Tipsy
Trolleyed
Turned Up
Under The Influence
Under The Table
Wankered
Wasted
White Girl Wasted
Wired
Wobbly
Woke Up With A New Tattoo

How did 'fucked up' miss the list?
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I keep two of these in my truck. 
One for electrical tools and one for plumbing.  

GREAT little bag at a great price - UNDER $ 13.00 each!


Get a couple for yourself here:
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I wonder what the chocolate syrup is for... 
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There are some seriously good deals here - 
right click on the banner to open it in a new tab:

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Yeah, well - I started young. What can I say?
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This is a great little First Aid Kit 
for the house or the car. 

I strongly advise people to have at least one. I really do.



Find one (or two) for yourself here:
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I just like this one. That's why...
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That takes stupid drunk to 
a whole new level, don't it...
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That HAD TO hurt...
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Looking for a good soft-sided 
 handgun and ammo range bag?


Comes in black or tan - the link is the black one. 
This may be perfect for you - take a look:
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Midday magic with Milt

Take a break and relax a bit listening 
to the greatest of all Vibe-ists...




Facebook is going down the toilet

And it couldn't happen to a nicer guy... 


Facebook sees $60 billion in market value erased in just 2 days as advertisers like Starbucks and Pepsi halt social-media spending

Facebook shares dropped roughly 1% on Monday morning as more advertisers joined the boycott of the social network. The continued slide followed an 8.3% loss on Friday amid the first round of pulled advertising. The two-day stock decline resulted in roughly $60 billion in market value being erased from Facebook at those lows. 

Starbucks, PepsiCo, Coca-Cola, Diageo, Unilever, and Verizon have all halted advertising on Facebook — and in some cases, on other social-media platforms too. Several high-profile executives have called for the social-media giant to do more to combat the spread of misinformation and hate speech on its platform. 

The pussification of America marches ever onward.
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Couldn't be truer if it tried. 
If you're 'of Italian heritage' as I am, you know EXACTLY what this meme is all about.
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NJ's dooshtool Gubernator Phil 'Knucklehead' Murphy rips social media posts accusing him of dining indoors at Jersey Shore restaurant during storm. 


After photos circulated on social media and a local Monmouth County news site claiming to show Gov. Phil Murphy dining indoors at Jersey Shore restaurant in violation of his own coronavirus shutdown orders, the governor offered some sharp criticism Monday of those who were quick to call him a hypocrite without all the facts.

“If someone out there implies that, ‘Hey, even he’s doing this, so that means you could do it.’ If one person gets infected as a result of that or if one person goes to the hospital as a result of that or, God forbid, ... someone’s life is lost as a result of that,” Murphy said. “That’s blood on their hands, man. I don’t know how you can live with yourself.”


I usta go to Martell's all the time in the summer. It's a cool waterfront bar & restaurant. I guess the clientele has gone down hill since those days.

Murphy dined at Martell’s Water Edge in Bayville on Saturday night and posted a short video with his wife Tammy as they sat under an awning during a torrential thunderstorm storm that swept through the area. 
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This just in from the 'IT MUST BE NICE 
TO BE A RICH DOOSHBAG' Department:

Nationals' Ryan Zimmerman, Joe Ross 
'opt out' of 2020 baseball season


Washington Nationals first baseman Ryan Zimmerman and pitcher Joe Ross are opting out of the 2020 season delayed by the coronavirus pandemic "for the personal health and safety of themselves and their loved ones," the team announced Monday.

Zimmerman, 35, was the Nationals' first draft pick when the franchise moved out of Montreal and has played for the team since making his debut on Sept. 1, 2005.

Ross, 27, has five seasons of major league experience and underwent Tommy John surgery on his right elbow in 2017. He appeared in 27 games last season, going 4-4 with a 5.48 ERA, and was in line to compete to be the Nationals' fifth starter.

The Rockies' Ian Desmond is also opting out of playing in 2020, citing 'high risk' because of his unrealistic fear of the virus.


For the record? These two guys woulda swam through alligators naked covered in bacon fat just to get a chance to play one game, because they weren't  a coupla little sissy Mary little pussies.
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I'm from Jersey. This is every restaurant up there.
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Another Blue State tool.
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This is tragic beyond words. 
DeBlazio is a complete jerkoff.

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The single best knife sharpener 
you'll ever use. Period.



Click on this link:
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You think you understand how big the sun is? 


How about this for perspective: In this picture, the sun is 36 million miles behind Mercury. Mercury's that little black speck in the top right hand corner of the picture. 
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It's true - I really do love New York City. It's the politicians I can't stand. That's not the reason why I put this up. 


Milton Glaser passed away this past week. He was a titan in the graphic arts business for many, many years, and - as I told you once before - I was lucky enough to have worked with him back in the '80's. He's created many, many very important designs and logos and such, but this is his - by far - most famous contribution.

Glaser scrawled the first draft of the logo in the back of a cab, in 1976, red ink on a scrap of envelope; the sketch is now, fittingly, in the possession of the Museum of Modern Art. He made it for a marketing campaign for New York State, in 1977, which was a tricky moment for the city in particular—it didn’t seem very lovable. 

In the final design, the typeface is American Typewriter, friendly and approachable, with a cartoonish cast (notice the rounded bent knee of the “N”) that was Glaser’s signature, as if he anticipated the logo’s ascendance as kitsch. 
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Where there's a will, there's a way. 
That is really funny.
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The moon will appear darkened on the evening of July 4 as the moon passes through Earth’s shadow.

The penumbral lunar eclipse, where the face of the moon will appear to turn a darker silver color, will occur starting at 11:07 p.m EDT according to Space.com. The eclipse “maximum” will occur almost 30 minutes after midnight at 12:29 a.m. EDT on Sunday. The time of the eclipse will occur earlier in areas west of the Atlantic. On the west coast, the eclipse will likely only be visible at moonrise, which is 9:45 p.m. PDT.

The entire event will last nearly three hours according to Space.com.
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Why would anyone not in government 'track the virus'? 
That's some weird shit.
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For this news item, I'd actually have to give a fuck about football. And especially a special kinda special fuck for the Patriots.

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They musta grown up together.
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"Better safe than sorry" never made 
better sense then right now.
This is a great little security item for your wife's car or your truck 


There are a couple different sizes and strengths available here:
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This makes perfect sense to me - why would it 
have to go all the up to the Supreme?


A divided Supreme Court on Monday put the brakes on Congress’ attempt to limit the president’s power to remove executive branch officials in a win for President Trump.

The justices ruled, 5-4, that the Constitution requires the president have unfettered discretion to fire the head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. However, the high court rejected arguments that the entire agency should be shut down.

All of the Republican appointees on the high court backed the decision eliminating the restrictions on the firing of leaders of so-called single-member agencies, while all the Democrat-appointed justices said they would have left those limitations in place.
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Little Caesars Workers Fired Over Swastika Pizza


Two workers at an Ohio Little Caesars location were fired after making a pizza with the pepperoni arranged in a swastika. Customers Jason and Misty Laska said store management told them it was an inside joke that accidentally got out.  

The couple told News 5 Cleveland they had picked up the pizza from the grab-and-go section of the location in Brook Park, a suburb of Cleveland. “I said, ‘What do you guys have left?’ And they said a pepperoni and a cheese and I said ‘Give me the pepperoni,’” Jason Laska said.

It wasn’t until the couple returned home that they saw what was in the box. 
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“Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.”– Thomas A. Edison
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How cool is this little dude?
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My neighbor two doors away got these a coupla weeks ago so I hadda get some for us. They look really slick along the front walk, and ya just pop 'em out when yer gonna mow the lawn...




Get some for yourself here:
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This is an interesting problem for Trump:


Jacksonville's a VERY blue city.
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What a great mouth (and smile) this girl has...
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Remdesivir treatment for one coronavirus patient will cost $2,340 for a five-day course, Gilead announces, amid 'outrage' that the price is too high for a drug that may not save as many lives as a $50 steroid 
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This just in from the 
'FUCK HIM IF HE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE Department:


Rapper and music mogul Dr. Dre's wife Nicole Young has filed for divorce. Young, 50, filed for divorce from Dre - real name Andre Romelle Young -after 24 years of marriage on Monday citing irreconcilable differences. 

Dre founded the hugely lucrative Beats Electronics brand is said to be worth an estimated $800 million, and sources say that the pair did not sign a prenuptial agreement. Oops.
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And having said that, I'll leave ya with this:


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I realize many of you are looking to buy good, reasonably priced protective masks and the one's I've shown here before are good but a little slow in shipping because of the heightened demand.

This seller has them in stock and 
says they do next day shipping.


For men and women. Take a look for yourself:
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If the madness never ends, I'm okay with it.

That is until they close the liquor stores.  THEN I have a problem...   If this is the new normal  I'll happily drin...