Friday, May 31, 2019

Almost summer?



I do enjoy doing these...
 
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Welcome to The Villages...
 
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This guy's pretty funny too...
 
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Good. The little show-off deserves that...
 
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Hold me closer tiny dancer...
 
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yup. Mighta been me.
 
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Thursday, May 30, 2019

30 days has September...

So this one's not quite over yet...
 
 
You know that feeling. Especially if you had younger siblings like I did.
 
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A hooker maybe?
 
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I had an uncle like that once. Once...
 
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It's that damn blue dress.
 
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Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Is today Monday?

It's great when you reach the point
when you just don't care
what day of the week it is...
 
 
I love doing these.
 
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How stupid are you ALL?
 
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She must be from Newark.
 
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French girls giving a Brit Trooper a liberation Libation.
 
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Some of the jewelry my wife makes. Interested? 



 
 


Tuesday, May 28, 2019

A little supem...

Just silliness...

 
Not always true but they ARE aloof.
 
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That's Amelia Earhart.
 
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Who do ya kill - the wife or the secretary?
 
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That's GOTTA be from a porn flick...
 
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Odds and enz...

 
I enjoy doing these.
 
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Gotta smoke a lotta weed to come up with jokes like this...
 
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My next door neighbor growing up. Mr VanHouten - Wudda dick.
 
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Cat's fat. She's tramp-stamped. I'd kill it.
 
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What do you suppose the expression on my face is saying?
Yup - that's me in my mom's arms in 1954.
 
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Some things take a leap of faith...
 
 

Monday, May 27, 2019

Miss Elanious





Washington Square Park - one of my favorite places in NYC.
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Try this - it really is amazingly good.

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The never-ending struggle...

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The white hats musta meant something..


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Saturday, May 25, 2019

 
and the kids trips?
 
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it's not always true love ya know...
 
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I think they think we're all pretty stupid.
I also think they're right - otherwise we'd probably wanna see just a
LITTLE something that's outside the norm...
 
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Nope - weren't any nuns like that when I was growing up.
 
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I wouldn't mess with her...
 

 

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