Tuesday, November 28, 2023

Calvin's Mom is persuasive...



Why does DeNiro think we give a shit what he thinks?

 
TheGuardian.com - De Niro came to the stage as part of the Gotham historical icon and creator tribute for the Martin Scorsese-directed Killers of the Flower Moon, and after reading out some remarks about the film, said that the first part of his speech had been removed from the prompter.
He then read the missing section of the speech from his phone, saying: “History isn’t history any more. Truth is not truth. Even facts are being replaced by alternative facts and driven by conspiracy theories and ugliness. In Florida, young students are taught that slaves developed skills which can be applied for their personal benefit. The entertainment industry isn’t immune to this festering disease."
Maybe, Bob,  we know in our hearts  these two things - you are wrong and hateful and have no clue what the fuck you're talking about, and we really don't give a flying rat's-ass fuck what you think. Juss' sayin'...


For the same reasons we go to museums...

They're also fascinated with the past...
 
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I'm gonna start a new weekly thing
 but I don't know what to call it. 
 
 
My first idea is to call it: Women who are really quite beautiful but I'm sure they're major league bitches and you'd probably have to end up leaving them stranded and alone at some lesbian biker bar somewhere very, very far out of town'.
 Too long a name? Give me some ideas - maybe I'll use your suggestions instead. First week's entry: Giada...
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TheGuardian.com - The White House has announced it plans to use a cold-war era law to ease supply chain issues that the administration argues are contributing to higher inflation – a key electoral challenge to Joe Biden’s re-election chances next year as polling consistently suggests voters are not buying his Bidenomics pitch.
The White House said Biden will use the Defense Production Act to 'improve the domestic manufacturing of medicines deemed crucial for national security' and will convene the first meeting of the president’s supply chain resilience council (What the fuck is that?) to announce other measures tied to the production and shipment of goods.
“We’re determined to keep working to bring down prices for American consumers and ensure the resilience of our supply chains for the future,” said Lael Brainard, director of the White House national economic council and a co-chair of the new supply chain council.
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That was probably a pretty bad dude...
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It's one of those stories that's 100% legit and yet you'll still shake your head in disbelief when you hear it. To my thinking, the guy is actually a fuckin' idiot for having paid for it, but that's water under his bridge, not mine. The a story behind this with the video (if they haven't taken it down) of him commenting on this here:
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Got my tickets for New Year's Eve yesterday. We're doing the same thing as we did last year. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. 
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I looked inside one yesterday for the first time. It amazes me that so many more of these people don't drive themselves off of cliffs with that computer shit going on. There's no fuckin' way I'd ever wanna drive that shit. Looks like something outta Star Wars. Juss' sayin'...
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Christmas is less than 
four weeks from today...
 
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Catholic Grammar School memories...

 




Monday, November 27, 2023

Naming this Dame may not be that easy...


I may have you on this one, Auntie...


A nice little pre-Christmas cartoon from Playboy...

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Christmas only 28 days from today...
 
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These Florida Women shure do have their priorities. At least where their dildos are concerned...


TheSmokingGun.com - Ariella Messina, 27, of Jensen Beach, Florida, was arrested on Nov. 21 after SWAT team members searched her bag and found methamphetamines and other narcotics. 
While law enforcement was confiscating the drugs, Messina pleaded with them not to take a blue vibrator-like device, per a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. "Don’t take my dildo," she asked, per the report. 
The backpack reportedly contained her license and "a necklace with the name Ariella," cops wrote in the report. They also stated that by asking for her sex toy, Messina made it "apparent that the backpack was hers and she was aware of the contents inside."
During the search early Tuesday morning, police also seized cocaine, brass knuckles, and other drug paraphernalia along with the methamphetamines, as mentioned earlier. According to the report, Messina was one of five individuals arrested at the scene. 
 

At the time of her arrest, Messina was on probation for a 2022 conviction for possession of cocaine, ecstasy, and marijuana. The drugs found in 2022 were found locked inside a safe in her residence, according to records obtained by the outlet. Messina was booked into a Martin County jail on a pair of felony drug counts. She is being held on a $10,000 bond.




Do 5s taste different from the 20s Florida Woman?

 
MIAMI-DADE COUNTY, Fla. – According to police, a North Miami Beach woman caught trying to use counterfeit money to pay for items at a Walmart Supercenter made an unsuccessful attempt at disposing the evidence Sunday — by eating it.
An arrest report from the Miami-Dade Police Department states that at around 10:20 a.m., Zipporah Abraham tried passing off the fake bills to customer service staff at the chain’s location at 1425 NE 163rd St., leading workers to alert the store’s loss prevention officers.
Court records show that Abraham, 38, has a history of theft arrests in Miami-Dade County and police said loss prevention officers recognized her on CCTV footage. The officers “observed (that) she concealed several items in a storage bin and started to pace back and forth in the store until she found an opportunity to flee the store with the items,” the report states.
That led them to stop her and detain her in the loss prevention office and involve police. The report states she had about $865 worth of items in the bin. As an MDPD officer asked her to remove her jewelry before placing her into custody, Abraham put about $200 worth of the fake bills into her mouth and tried swallowing them, police said. 
 

Police arrested Abraham on felony charges of grand theft and uttering forged bills. She was being held in the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center on a $10,000 bond, according to jail records.
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Surprise her with your good taste.
Sometimes, a little Christmas gift
is the best gift of all to give...
 
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Monday insignifica about personal wealth...


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A one-of-a-kind Christmas gift
is the best gift of all to give.
Surprise her with your good taste...
 
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Calvin and Hobbes are dreaming of riches...





I wonder what the bet was that he lost...

 
An unhinged Disneyland guest was arrested after he was filmed tearing off his clothes and crawling around the iconic “It’s a Small World” ride in front of terrified riders. The unidentified 26-year-old was filmed in his boxers climbing over the animatronic figures and sitting in a representation of the Taj Mahal as flying carpets circled overhead. 
“Stop, stop! I need you to stop,” one staff member could be heard screaming at the man as he stumbled over the equipment. “Please just stop, you’re going to get hurt.” A guest watching the scene unfold then cried out, “Oh God, he’s going to break all the stuff.”
The rest of the article and more pictures of this goofball can be found here:
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That cazy Rashida...



Facing the music and other questions...

I  have a theory about the music that we consider our favorites - the music that brings back the most memories...  
 
 
I know that my musical tastes now are 180 degrees from where I was 55 years ago, but that's a discussion for a different day. I'm talking about memories and familiarity here. 
I fall asleep to music on the TV every night - I prefer the 60's channel to the rest for the simple reason that I know all of the shit they're gonna play. There's nothing new and different that I might wanna concentrate on - I can drift away to music that reminds me of the girl I dated in 8th grade - that kinda stuff. Chime in on your ideas on this. PS - I never owned a Beatles or a Stones album and I ain't gonna start now...
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This should start showing up on TV soon...
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The dream is over for passengers who'd signed up for Life at Sea Cruises' inaugural three-year voyage. Life at Sea Cruises had promised passengers of its inaugural three-year voyage the trip of a lifetime — they were supposed to set sail on Nov. 30, travelling to 382 ports across 140 countries over the span of three years.
Some say they have nowhere to return to, having sold or rented out their homes in anticipation of the round-the-world voyage, as well as getting rid of their possessions. 
 

It' pretty funny - they still have their website up and operational. How big a scam was this? https://www.lifeatseacruises.com/
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Forbes did an evaluation of Girl Scout's cookie selling operations and determined that the organization brings in nearly $ 800,000,000.00 a year selling them. Part of the reason they are as successful as they are? Aside from the cost of manufacturing and distributing the cookies, they have no other overhead or costs related to the sales.
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Christmas only 28 days from today...
 
Click on the picture for more information on this bracelet. 
It's only $ 45.00 and that includes free shipping.
There are a number of new items in her shop. Click here to see them all:

Please note - you have to order what you want from her by 
Dember 15th in order to get it before Christmas.
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America's real estate industry is undergoing a radical transformation that could change how we buy and sell homes forever.
A jury in Missouri last month found the National Association of Realtors (NAR) had artificially raised commissions by enabling brokers to collude. That verdict could set a national precedent - and experts estimate it may slash Realtors' commission by up to 30 percent.
Lower fees would be good news for home sellers and buyers, but what does the ruling mean for the NAR's 1.6 million members? Among them are single moms, veterans and aspiring young professionals. One report estimates as many as 80 percent now stand to lose their jobs.
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$ 10.00 a pop in the men's room at the Big Top Bar on Clifton Avenue 
in Newark, NJ. It was the go-go dancer's side hustle.
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The simplest gift can mean the most...
 
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Calvin's Mom is persuasive...