Wednesday, April 30, 2025

A Wednesday Happy Hour HillBetty for ya...

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This cool little Retro 
Bluetooth Speaker for $ 13.99.
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Dodging the tax audit bullet? You could be in luck...


 The chances of an income tax audit depend on several factors, not the least of which are the phase of the moon, the luck of the Irish and an ocassional four leaf clover. Of course there are other factors, like the size and nature of your income, and the accuracy of your return. Here are some general insights based on common audit triggers and audit rates:
General U.S. IRS Audit Rates in recent years?
 Overall audit rate: <0.5% (less than 1 in 200 taxpayers). 
High-income earners (>$1 million/year): ~2–5%. 
Low to moderate-income earners: <0.3%. 
Self-employed / small businesses (Schedule C): ~1–2% depending on income level.
Good luck, and stay under cover...
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Here's a great idea for 
a Mothers Day gift...
 
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It's only $ 28.00 - and it comes to you with free shipping!
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Fakin' amnesia...



Payback IS a bitch - and a dish well served cold.

Amal Clooney could be barred from entering the United States- where she lives with her Hollywood dick head lib husband George and their daughters - for her role in influencing the International Criminal Court to charge Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and former Defense Minister Yoav Gallant with war crimes in Gaza.
The UK Foreign Office has already warned several laweyers like her that they could be slapped with sanctions by the Trump administration for their involvement in the controversial case that saw the ICC issue arrest warrants for Netanyahu and Gallant in November.
Trump ordered ICC officials, employees and their immediate family members to be hit with financial penalties and visa restrictions after he sanctioned the ICC over the “baseless” warrants in an executive order signed in February.
Clooney is a British-Lebanese 'barrister' and activist who specializes in international law and human rights. She's known for representing high-profile clients like former Ukrainian prime minister Yulia Tymoshenko and WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange. She's also advocated for causes like the release of Al Jazeera journalists.
Maybe she'd be forced to live in Beirut - wouldn't that be a fuckin' pisser? 
Juss' sayin'...
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Bought one of these for the house. Great deal at only 20 bucks...
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Oh, Canada. The bartenders and waiters won't miss you - it's okay. Stay away...

Canadians - and other foreign nationals - visiting for longer than 30 days must now register with the U.S. government. The registration will then determine if someone will need a biometric appointment to be fingerprinted.
Any failure to comply with registration or being fingerprinted could result in a fine of up to $5,000 or imprisonment up to six months, or both, according to DHS. All these components have made the Sunshine State not seem as welcoming a place to spend the winter for some Canadians.
On an NPR show here in Florida, former Toronto Star staff columnist and Blue Jays fan Tim Harper told host Matthew Peddie that the hesitancy also derives from feeling disrespected by President Trump. That's what we all admire about our Canookian friends - their thick skin - right? 
Lemme tell y'all something. Canadians are notoriously shitty tippers, usually in the 5% range, and French Canadians are even worse. Fuck 'em all. More seats for us at the bar. You won't be missed...
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Now, is there a person out there that doesn't know that whatever the fuck is gonna come down is gonna burn up on re-entry into our atmosphere? Oh, I forgot. They don't teach shit like that anymore. Never mind...
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Yeah - that one took me more than a minute...
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Why would Oliver want his jockstrap? 
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I saw this yesterday. I swear I thought it was a goof. Especially with her wearing that camo hat likes she's shading Kristi Noem. Juss' sayin'...

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The Democratic National Committee will consider a challenge to youth activist David Hogg's election as vice chair, following allegations that the February vote "discriminated against three women of color candidates."

They just can't let go of that DEI bullshit...
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Mothers Day is coming up in two weeks.
 Juss' sayin'...
   
Click on the picture for more information on this one-of-a-kind bracelet.
It's only $ 45.00 and that price includes free shipping!
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Ya see how fuckin' loonie these people are that they're actually saying that they're willing to just give away LA taxpayers' money for shit that supposedly goes back more than 65 years? Shakespeare was right. 'Nuff said...
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I can still hear him coming up my street...

 



Tuesday, April 29, 2025

Another gold nugget from Dean Yeagle and Playboy Magazine...

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Charlie Hustle deserves recognition, even if it is too late...

Major League Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred said he discussed the all-time hit king with President Donald Trump at a meeting two weeks ago and he plans to rule on his permanent ban in the near future. 
Rose, a three-time World Series winner and baseball's all-time hit leader with 4,256 hits throughout his career, died at 83 in September and Trump has since urged Manfred to reverse the permanent gambling ban handed down to the 17-time All-Star by that fat fuck former commissioner Bart Giamatti in 1989. 
 

Rose told Bart to go fuck himself at a hearing, and that hair stayed up his ass forever.
Side note? The actor Paul Giamatti - who starred in the HBO series 'Billions - is Bart's son. So he had a jerkoff father in real life and on  the screen. Yikes...
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Mothers Day is coming up in two weeks.
 Juss' sayin'...
  
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They're marked down to $ 18.00 and that price includes free shipping!
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Build bigger jails and bring bail back in these asinine lib-run big cities...


Prior to allegedly taking Noem’s bag as she enjoyed an Easter meal with her family at Capital Burger in D.C., the NYPD warrant squad was looking for him. “Bustamante-Leiva’s rap sheet also includes a 2021 shoplifting arrest in Utah and a headline-grabbing bust in 2015 across the pond in London, where he was arrested for a months-long theft spree and charged with palming $28,000 in phones, wallets and computers,” a Post article said.
In March, he was accused of taking a fanny pack from a shop in Times Square and making $1,200 credit card charges in approximately 20 minutes. Police eventually arrested the man and gave him a desk appearance ticket on fourth-degree felony grand larceny charges, then cut him loose. However, he reportedly did not show up on his court date and authorities launched a search.
 

Did they really think the fuckin' guy would come back of his own accord? 
Fuck - even I wouldn't have. If they'd thrown the fucker in jail pending posting bail (which you know he couldn'ta done), he wouldn't have been free to rob again. WTF is wrong with these people? Don't they know building jails creates jobs and cuts down on crime? Jeez...
 
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Twisted Hillbilly's got another happy hour hotty for you today...

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Buy this for you wife.
You don't need a reason...
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It's a one of a kind gift - and it comes to you with free shipping!
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We all get old, I know, but Steve - damn, son...


I had no idea he's four years older than me. At one time, his nickname 
was 'The Voice''. Figure out who he is yet?
 
Good throwback rock. Neal Schon is a seriously kick-ass guitar slinger.
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Here's a great idea for a gift for 
that special someone of yours...
 
Click on the picture for more information on this lovely bracelet
It's only $ 28.00 - and it comes to you with free shipping!
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'And falling anvils...'


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Judge Dugan isn't a hero - she's a jackass...


 He went on to say: “And there’s something wrong with a country that values judges who violate the law, students who violate the law, murderers who walk up to a married man who has children and shoot him in the back and there are shirts now justifying him and people who want to have a hung jury that will result in his not being convicted. We are turning our values on our head.”
 

Foldable Wagon Cart with Flexible Handle.
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Our own totally fucked up priorities and such...

 The 'Three R's just aint what they usta be. This is how 
China is gonna kick everybody's ass..  

U.S. students are experiencing declines in math skills, particularly post-pandemic, as evidenced by international and national assessments. This decline is noticeable in both fourth and eighth grade students, with significant drops in scores compared to pre-pandemic levels. 
Several factors are believed to contribute to this trend, including the impact of school closures, changes in educational standards, and potential shifts in teaching  priorities. 
Nowadays they think talking to 10-year-olds about sex is more important than conjugating verbs or solving math problems. Most American kids today can't count to twelve without taking a shoe off or using their cell phone. 
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It's kinda hard to reach for the stars when their leaders work so hard at bringing everything down to street level. What kind of influence can they hope to have by limiting their vocabularies to steet talk, cursing and, in Kamala's case, rambling word salads that make no sense at all.
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After taking a look at the data, researchers determined the safest seats on planes are at the back of the aircraft. They found sitting in rear middle seats could offer the best chance of walking away from a crash.
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Here's another great idea for a gift for 
that special mother you know.
Mother's Day is May 11th - act soon...
 
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The pair is only $ 20.00 and comes with free shipping!
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A friend/former family member posted this on Fakebook on Sunday. I smelled a fish but didn't comment. Then I ran across this this morning:

Even as ham-handed and leftie/liberal leaning as Snopes is, even they smelled a fish on it too.
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Bitching about your last flight? You're not alone...

In 2024, Frontier Airlines had the highest number of customer complaints compared to other airlines, according to a report from the Public I...