Day not going the way you want it to?
Here's the solution - just drop trou...
Tennis star Corentin Moutet was slapped with an official warning after dropping his shorts down during a match. Moutet, 27, faced Alejandro Davidovich Fokina in the first round of the Hamburg Open yesterday.
The Frenchman looked to be pretty pissed off as he first launched his racquet at the advertising banner at the back of the court after losing a point. Then, after a point rally between the pair ended with Davidovich Fokina, 26, whipping a forehand passing shot into the open court to score the point,
that was when the unpredictable Moutet shocked the live crowd as well as spectators watching at home when he got so frustrated that he dropped his shorts and shot a moon at his opponent. That led to sniggers (I looked it up - it's a real word) as well as a wolf-whistle from the crowd, who could not believe what they were watching.
PS: he lost the match...
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President Trump ordered the Pentagon to begin releasing the government's UFO files going back almost eighty years Friday. There is evidence of higher intelligence.
The UFO files reveal that the aliens have landed and they've already defrauded California out of $207 million in Medicaid payments.
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Private Schools typically outperform both public and charter schools on standardized tests, with average NAEP scores in reading and math roughly 15 to 20 points higher. However, researchers note that this advantage largely reflects family socioeconomic status and educational background rather than school quality alone.
In Charter Schools, performance is comparable to or slightly higher than traditional public schools. A major Stanford University study found charter school students gained an average of six additional days of learning in math and sixteen in reading each year compared to peers in traditional public schools. Charter schools also show success in closing the achievement gap for low-income and minority students.
Traditional Public Schools results depend heavily on local funding and demographics, but, as a whole, do not provide a sufficient education for most students. While they average lower standardized test scores than private schools, studies emphasize that teacher quality and family support are often lacking.
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Seriously - why would anyone want to see JLo or Kim K naked? It's not prurient interest on the part of the public - or is it? I certainly don't give a fuck what they look like - it's not like I'd ever fuck one of these skanks anyway. Seriously, is it just ego on their part? Some form of self-engrandisement? Maybe it's a device for them to use to deny the fact that everybody gets old and dies. Who knows. And - more importantly - who cares? Enough with these self-absorbed pieces of shit already..
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Seems our friend Pete Crow had to eat a little crow himself for telling that jerkoff broad to suck his dick. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if that jagoff Baseball Commissioner Manfred didn't fine and/or suspend his for saying exactly what we would have said in the same situation. Juss' sayin'...
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Something worth celebrating, to be sure, but I'm fairly positive something stupid'll happen on the Fourth. There's just far too many jerkoffs in this country nowadays - somebody's gonna have to do something stupid somewhere. If ya need me on the Fourth, don't look for me in any crowd anywhere. Just won't be happenin', and you should do the same.
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