Especially when there's so many people out there that wanna prove how bat-shit fuckin' crazy they really are...
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New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio orders 1,000 cops to fine people who gather to enjoy the weekend's warm weather and says a full reopening of the city is 'obviously' months away
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Tesla founder Elon Musk (seen above smoking marijuana during an appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast in September 2018) announced that he felt the company's stock price was 'too high', before revealing he was planning to sell of his physical possessions.
The market was quick to react to the 11.am ET tweet and Tesla shares began a precipitous nosedive. By the end of trading on Friday, the company stock was down more than 10 per cent (bottom right inset). The tweet wiped some $13billion off the company's valuation and $3billion off Musk's stake in Tesla. It's not the first time that Musk's tweets have landed him in hot water with his investors.
The billionaire was fined $40million last year after he wrong claimed in a 2018 tweet that he'd secured funding to take Tesla private. As part of a settlement with the federal government, Musk agreed to have certain tweets pre-approved by lawyers, and monitored by a company committee. However, on Friday, Musk appears to have gone rogue in a series of incoherent tweets that included misquoted lyrics of The Star Spangled Banner (bottom right inset) as well as a strange pledge to sell his possessions
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I have gout. I drink beer every night and eat steak at least once a week. That's why I take two of these every single day.
Haven't had a flair-up in three years. The shit works.
Here's an article explaining how and why
it does work as good as it does:
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Joe Biden’s finally stepping up to the plate and giving an answer:
The doddering presidential candidate strenuously denies sexually assaulting Tara Reade
Tara Reade, who worked in Biden’s Senate office in 1992-93, says Biden, then a 50-something married man, put his hand up her skirt and penetrated her. If true, it would be a serious crime.
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Political hypocrisy knows no bounds.
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Ya know what they say: "never let a good crisis got to waste'.
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No - I'm not selfish. Not me. No way.
Here ya go - this chic was in such a hurry to get married, she did it in an empty church.
Here she is walking down the aisle with her father - surrounded by pews that are filled with images of guests who were meant to be at her wedding but of course couldn't go.
Not wanting to be thoughtful and considerate, she had the wedding anyway.
Now watch - my karma? She's probably dying or something stupid like that and I'm just being a dick.
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A nurse who flew up from Florida to pitch in at New York City’s overwhelmed hospitals during the coronavirus pandemic was thanked by Gotham’s worst — when she was mugged in a practically abandoned Times Square. It was Coco’s first time in the Big Apple. The pair had flown up a week earlier for an eight-week contract with the city and were put up in the Millennium Hotel.
“We heard nurses were getting sick and some were dying. We thought if we came up here, we could help. I know it sounds corny … but when you have that in your heart, that’s what you want to do for people,” Coco said.
It was around 8:30 a.m. She stood awestruck in front of the “Good Morning America” set in Times Square and stopped to snap a photo. But then, out of nowhere, a thug pushed Coco down and ran off with her cellphone.
No matter where you are, there's a jerkoff lurking somewhere off to the side.
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Golfer and major babe Paige Spiranac says her 34DD breasts are real — and might even help her golf game
Buxom golfer Paige Spiranac has sportingly answered the one question everyone’s afraid to ask — and her answer is, no, they do not get in the way of her swing.
There's far too many 'Wanna play a round' jokes there to even go near...
In a newly resurfaced Youtube vlog, Spiranac explained her 34DD breasts are real and, if anything, help her play better by keeping her arms in touch with her body as she putts, chips and drives. “I’ve never had my breasts done … they are as real as they can be,” she said, addressing the “most popular” question she gets.
Spiranac also pushed back on anyone trying to shame her for flaunting her figure while teeing off. “My cleavage is always out, I don’t get offended by it when people ask me these questions because I am aware, I’m showing it off in a way,” she said.
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A Maine restaurateur who plans to open his business Friday - in defiance of a state order during the coronavirus crisis - gave out Gov. Janet Mills’ private cellphone number last night to millions of viewers during an interview on “Tucker Carlson Tonight.”
Absolutely fuckin' brilliant. Well played indeed.
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I think Luke Voit can tag-team with him and make a deadly 1/2 punch at first, but that's just me. I just wanna go to a coupla games - or at least be able to watch 'em on TV.
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I really don't want you to think there are no fruitcakes in Florida. Take, for instance, this chucklehead:
Daniel Uhlfelder (bottom right), 47, showed up to protest the opening of Walton County beaches amid the coronavirus pandemic while dressed in the hooded costume and spoke with Panama City ABC affiliate WMBB. 'I am here today to try to make a point that I think it's premature to reopen our beaches,' Uhlfelder said appearing as the Reaper on live television.
Last month the trial lawyer sued Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for failing to issue a statewide closure of beaches, which he then did on April 2.
Shakespeare was right about the lawyers I hope ya know.
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Ya know, there's still a lot of stupid in front of us.
There's gonna be a buncha places you won't be able to go to without wearing a mask.
Be prepared, but seriously - don't break the bank doing it.
There's gonna be a buncha places you won't be able to go to without wearing a mask.
Be prepared, but seriously - don't break the bank doing it.
You can get these masks super fast and for less than a 80 cents apiece.
They're in stock and ready to ship.
You'll find them here - take a look:
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In case you're wondering what kinda
complete fuckin' tool NJ Gubner Murphy is, he actually
closed drive-in movies in the state.
complete fuckin' tool NJ Gubner Murphy is, he actually
closed drive-in movies in the state.
You know - the movie theaters where everybody
stays IN THEIR OWN CARS?
WTF must that guy have for breakfast.
stays IN THEIR OWN CARS?
WTF must that guy have for breakfast.
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Duke didn't never kill nobody
didn't deserve killin'.
didn't deserve killin'.
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Howdja like to sit down and have a beer
with this full-blown friggin' retard?
with this full-blown friggin' retard?
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Trump tweets support for Michigan protesters,
some of whom were armed, as stress mounts.
some of whom were armed, as stress mounts.
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You have no idea how much I wish I could do that.
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I keep a relatively tidy shop and my truck is ridiculously organized. I have two of these bags in the truck - one for electrical tools and one with plumbing stuff.
They're super handy.
It's really cheap at under 13 bucks. It's here:
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Did Mr. Musk actually KNOW the words to the anthem? Or did he fake it, like so many "professional singers" at sporting events? Remember that he is originally from South Africa...
ReplyDeleteRe: The wandering Florida nurse.
ReplyDelete"And what did we learn from this?"
"That no good deed goes unpunished."
Rio Bravo was a good movie!
ReplyDeleteRio Bravo I agree Rob. There's goodness in some and the wicked prey Rick. Musk is an asshole genius.
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