Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Every day it's something else. Thankfully.




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Drones to begin delivering prescription medications to residents in The Villages. 

Delivery via drone to begin in early May


These old geezers down here'll be buggin' the fuck out when they see this shit. 

Beginning in May, CVS pharmacies and UPS will partner to use drones to deliver prescription medications to residents living in The Villages, according to a news release.

UPS made the announcement Tuesday, saying the service will use Matternet’s M2 drone system to bring prescriptions filled by CVS pharmacies to the more than 135,000 residents living in the area.
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I didn't know this - did you?.


 Back in the 90s, there was no one greater than Britney Spears, the Princess of Pop. 

Before going on to become a force to be reckoned with, who'd go on to sell over 100 millions albums worldwide, she had a starring role alongside Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, and Ryan Gosling in The Mickey Mouse Club.

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This is so sad to me. 


The boardwalk and beach in ASBURY PARK, NJ. Not only are they both totally deserted, but what in holy fuck is up with the prison camp looking friggin' watch tower thing in the street?
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How are places like this gonna even survive after all this social-distancing bullshit is burned into people's brains?


These places are very popular - especially here in the south. I wouldn't go in one if the waitresses were naked but that's just me.
They have a shaky history to start with. The owners have filed for bankruptcy three times since 2008, the result of massive debts the company took on following a 2006 merger of Ryan’s Restaurant Group with Old Country owner Buffets Inc. The most recent bankruptcy came in 2016.
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The Thunderbirds and the Blue Angels flew over N.J. to salute coronavirus workers yesterday. 

What a great job THAT must be...
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California faces civil-rights lawsuit after Highway Patrol bans rallies at state Capitol over coronavirus


A firearms instructor and Republican congressional candidate are suing California Gov. Gavin Newsom and the California Highway Patrol over the rejection of their permit applications to hold protests at the Capitol to demand the rollback of restrictions amid the coronavirus pandemic.
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Trump tells governors to 'seriously consider and maybe 
get going' on opening schools
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Will this become a media shit storm? 
I seriously doubt it. 
What's good for one goose ain't worth gander shit to the other. Or something like that.
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I like everything that's wrong with this pic.
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You can monitor your home from anywhere with this. 


AND YOU CAN GET IT BY RIGHT-CLICKING ON THIS BANNER:

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In England, they couldn't care less if these two are married or not. 
Why would it be such a big deal here?

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NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio tells cops to ARREST mourners at funerals and anyone gathering in large groups to stop coronavirus spreading after he drove across New York City to disperse crowds.

How many clowns does it take to make a circus? 

New York City Mayor De Blasio showed up at a funeral in Williamsburg Tuesday and threatened mourners with arrest for ignoring social distancing. The mayor travelled across the city to personally shut down the gathering as shocking photos surfaced on social media of hundreds of people crammed in the streets of Brooklyn to pay their respects to Rabbi Chaim Mertz who died from coronavirus.  

De Blasio slammed their actions as 'absolutely unacceptable' in a Twitter rant and said the NYPD will issue summons and even arrest people gathering in large groups. 'When I heard, I went there myself to ensure the crowd was dispersed. And what I saw WILL NOT be tolerated so long as we are fighting the Coronavirus,' he said in the series of Tweets.  

The mayor's comments triggered a backlash from some members of the Jewish community who said he was 'singling out' the group - the same day thousands were seen flocking to the Hudson river to watch the Thunderbirds and Blue Angels fly across the city's skies in honor of health care workers battling the pandemic.
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Colorado man wins $1 million lottery 
jackpot twice on same day. WTF.


With a little bit of luck and persistence, a Colorado man has hit the jackpot twice after playing the same numbers for 30 years. Colorado Lottery officials identified “Joe B.” as the winner of two $1 million Powerball jackpots on March 25. He claimed the winnings on Friday, KUSA-TV reported.

The winning tickets were sold on Lake Avenue in Pueblo at two different stores, about a mile apart, officials said. “Joe B.” bought one ticket in the morning and the other in the evening. Jerkoff.
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So much for social distancing...
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Can ya smell it? I can.
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You know me by now - you know I don't care if I repeat myself too many times. Cold hard facts are sometimes worth repeating, and this one is no exception. 

It really is true - now more then ever we need to stay healthy. And it's not that hard to do.

One of the easiest ways I know is just to add a multi to my daily routine. Here's the one I take - it has everything ya need in just one cap.





Don't fuck around and keep putting it off. 
 They're available right here at Amazon - click on the description:


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I hate to admit it, but I like watching this chic's shenanigans. 
She cracks me up.


 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Monday called for state and federal rent cancellations for tenants struggling to pay their bills during the coronavirus pandemic. “We need to make sure that rent cancellation happens on the state and federal level,” Ocasio-Cortez said during a virtual town hall hosted by New York tenant advocacy organizations.

The Democratic lawmaker said that in private conversations she’s pressed Gov. Andrew Cuomo to pass such a policy. “If the next step is to now escalate and make these requests publicly, I am fine doing that,”
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MLB discussing plan to start season in late June, playing in home stadiums with realigned league

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Honest to god what the fuck is this guy's problem? He's all over the fuckin' place. Imagine if this knucklehead was ever elected President? Jeez Louise...
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Lisa Marks Todd (55, left,) Ashley Elaina Smith (33, centre) and Wendy Kath Macasieb (53, right) were charged by cops with violating an executive order and resisting a public officer. 
The arrests were made as hundreds of protesters attended the 'Reopen North Carolina' rally on Tuesday despite the group's leader testing positive for the coronavirus.The group, which has been campaigning for government officials to reopen the state and relax coronavirus restrictions, were seen gathered outside the North Carolina Legislative Building in Raleigh. 
A fourth person, Jonathan Dane Warren II, was also arrested and accused of damaging a mechanical gate on state property.
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She's aging very well thank you very much.
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Oh yeah, right - you never did this. Okay...

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Is your wife or girlfriend as subtle as my wife is? 

Mine's as subtle as a brick. This is what she bought me for Christmas last year. There was a card in an envelope on the box. Inside the card it said 'Use it'. That's it. No 'Luv ya', no 'Merry Christmas' no sentimental anything. Just 'Use it'. Ahhh... true love.




So anyway, the thing IS really kinda cool. Use it to trim my stash and mow the lawn around the nose and ears and all the other places hair ain't supposed to be. 

God has such a sense of humor, doesn't he/she? Ya go bald on the top of your head but then shit starts growin' outta yer fucking nose and ears. Jeezzzzzzzzzz....

If ya want one for yourself (or yer wife - hey , ya never know), you can find it here at a really good price - less than 20 bucks:


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