Thursday, March 2, 2023

Joe really does believe in aliens...

 
  A short video was shared widely on social media a couple of weeks ago, appearing to show the president delivering remarks to the American people.
"As the commander-in-chief of the United States Joint Forces, I am here today to inform you that a number of unidentified flying objects have appeared over many parts of our country," Biden appears to say. "Though their exact origin remains to be fully determined, the FBI has informed me that it is very likely that these are visitors of extraterrestrial nature."
"I advise the American people to remain calm, not fall into panic and wait for further announcements. We shall overcome this threat, with confidence and vigilance. May God protect our souls."
I never did get a chance to see that and it doesn't show up in a google search, so is it legit or what?
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I mentioned this last night but it's so funny it's worth repeating here.
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70+ years ago and it still resonates with me a bit. I know for a fact we had one of those blow-up clown things that you could punch and it'd tip over and come back atcha. Also, the worst day of my brother TJ's life was the day of his first (and last) accordian lesson...
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This didn't take long, did it?
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This is a very young Janet Leigh - Jamie Lee Curtis' mother for all of you in ElSegundo. Tony Curtis was a VERY lucky guy - that's all I'm sayin'...
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So, if my analytical skills are up to snuff, what the chart is 
saying is that TV's are now free. Am I reading that wrong?
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THE HILL - Nearly three-fifths of LGBTQ adults in America identify as bisexual, according to a new Gallup poll, a finding that illustrates the extent of a population that some researchers have termed the “invisible majority” of the queer community. 
Young Americans, and young women in particular, have widely rejected the notion of sexuality as a binary choice - straight versus gay - just as they have largely abandoned the either-or, boy-girl system of fixed gender. One-fifth of Generation Z respondents identified as queer, Gallup found, one of the largest generational LGBTQ populations ever documented.  
 

Two-thirds of young, queer adults polled consider themselves bisexual, meaning they are attracted to more than one gender. Most of them are women, who outnumber bisexual men 3 to 1, according to Gallup. Scholars say American society allows women more latitude than men in exploring sexual identity. 
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Growing up as I did and when and where I did, I probably got to know about 2,000 people by the time I got to be 18. Looking back, maybe three or four of the guys and maybe one girl were gay - that we knew about. I guess the ratios have changed a bit.
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Gees Louise - even Betty and Veronica? Holy shit...
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US Civil War is celebrated at an immigrant cemetery in the city of Americana, Brazil. The city received US immigrants after the civil war.
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Play ball!

 

Wednesday, March 1, 2023

She's cute, and she's happy...

 


When cops can't do the jobs they're hired to do because there aren't enough of them...

The largest union for the LAPD wants cops to stop responding to more than 24 types of crimes, including illegal sidewalk vending, public urination, and dangerous dog complaints. As part of upcoming contract talks with the city, the Los Angeles Police Protective League will call for nonprofits or other public departments to handle those issues instead, leaving the already understaffed force to focus on more violent crimes.
The result of the changes would lead to more cases getting solved, the union says. and morale would be boosted in the process. 
 

 'Police officers are sent to too many calls that are better suited for unarmed service providers,' said Craig Lally, the union's president.


And I thought the snobs in Palm Beach were bad...

On Feb. 23, California’s 4th District Court of Appeals overturned a motion to dismiss a lawsuit by the Committee to Relocate Marilyn (Crema), which is battling to remove Seward Johnson’s 2011 sculpture “Forever Marilyn” from its current site outside the Palm Springs Art Museum.
Standing 25 feet tall, “Forever Marilyn” shows the blond bombshell in a famous scene from the 1955 comedy “The Seven-Year Itch” in which her white dress is blown up by a subway grate, revealing her backside.
 

Originally displayed in Chicago, the work was purchased for $1 million by the tourism agency PS Resorts in 2020. Later that year, the city council unanimously voted to place it outside the Palm Springs Art Museum for up to three years.
 




Good morning



Can't beat 'em? Cancel 'em. Brilliant...

This is how we say 'Fuck you and the horse you rode in on' in Florida: 
A Republican bill seeks to wipe out the Florida Democratic Party, following the filing of SB 1248 “The Ultimate Cancel Act” on Tuesday. If passed, the bill would de-certify any political party and its affiliates, that previously advocated for slavery on their party’s platform.
The legislation was proposed by State Sen. Blaise Ingoglia, R-Spring Hill. Ingoglia’s office announced the filing in a press release, where they also made claims that the Democrat Party adopted “pro-slavery” positions into their platforms during the conventions of 1840, 1844, 1856, 1860, and 1864.
Florida currently has 4.8 million registered Democratic voters, according to the state’s division of elections. If passed, the act would also force such voters to register under “no-party affiliation.”
 

Ingoglia’s proposal bill comes as a direct response to “leftist activists and their attempts to cancel people and companies.”
 
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Alone and feeling chest pains? This is actually some decent advice...



Yeah, no - it's no way to go. At least not for me, anyway...

 
The headline kinda says it all on it's own, but if you want to read the article, it's here:


Calvin's gonna run away. Sorta...




Move to Florida they said. Bring your money they said. Well, not to Palm Beach you don't...

Hearing these uber-rich crybabies whine thrills me to tears. You really do have to read this article in the Post to see what the better half worries about nowadays. Poor rich kids. They crack me up. Here's the article:
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Tax the rich (actually the middle class and small businesses) Oregon style. No wonder the want to secede...

A proposed Oregon bill would provide the deep blue state’s homeless population $1,000 per month that recipients could use at their own discretion. The bill, introduced last month, would establish a People’s Housing Assistance Fund Demonstration Program to give 12 monthly thousand-dollar payments to those suffering from homelessness or who are on the brink of becoming homeless.
“Payments may be used for rent, emergency expenses, food, child care or other goods or services of the participant’s choosing,” the bill states. People who spend more than 50 percent of their monthly household income on rent, and those who earn 60% or less of the area median income would also be eligible for the funding.
Conflicting views on crime and social policies are creating a bigger divide between big cities and rural America, sparking efforts to secede. Among the largest pushes across the country, counties in Eastern Oregon are looking to be annexed to Idaho as a part of the Greater Idaho movement.
 

Oregon state Sen. Dennis Linthicum (R-Klamath Falls) introduced the Greater Idaho bill in January in hopes that the eastern portion of the state could be annexed to Idaho. The bill requested “discussion between Oregon and Idaho governments regarding relocation of Oregon and Idaho border.”
 
Moment of truth here - given the chance, I would 
rip off the arms of the lead singer and then beat 
the rest of these morons to death with them. 
Juss' sayin', I may hate this song more than any 
other song ever in the history of the world, and 
that means even more than Cumbaya...



Waking up to good news in Chicago...

Ding, dong, the witch is dead...

I guess they didn't say her name three times.
 
 Lightfoot, the incredibly ugly, first Black woman and first openly gay person to lead the city, won her first term in 2019 after promising to end decades of corruption and backroom dealing at City Hall. 
But opponents blamed Lightfoot for an increase in crime that occured in cities across the U.S. during the pandemic and criticized her as being a divisive, overly contentious leader.
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Ya see how it is? He knew exactly what he was doing. Smart and capable, he chose to go to the most prestigious - and most expensive - law school in the country. Even with scholarships, he wracked up a shitload of debt, but he did what any stand-up guy or gal is supposed to do. He paid off the money that he borrowed to finance the education he wanted. End of fuckin' story. We ALL live with the decisions we've made, right, Clarence?
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WORDS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
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Assaranca Waterfall is one of Donegal's most beautiful waterfalls and a beautiful place to visit while exploring the county. The waterfall, named Eas a' Ranca in Irish, is set in idyllic surroundings close to Maghera Beach and is one of the real gems in County Donegal.
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Is it just me, or do you not also think this kinda 
lawsuit bullshit is despicable?

Los Angeles County has agreed to pay Vanessa Bryant and her three daughters nearly $29 million to settle the lawsuit over the dissemination of graphic photos from the January 2020 helicopter crash that killed her husband and former Lakers star Kobe Bryant, their 13-year-old daughter Gianna, and seven others. 
This settlement comes after a jury awarded Vanessa Bryant $15 million in an invasion of privacy suit filed against Los Angeles County in August 2022 and includes additional funds to settle potential claims from her and Kobe’s daughters, Natalia, Bianka, and Capri.
The pictures were shared mostly between employees of the LA County sheriff’s and fire departments including by some who were playing video games and attending an awards banquet. They were also seen by some of their spouses and in one case by a bartender at a bar where a deputy was drinking. Gimme a muthafuk'n break, lady.
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WORDS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

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Couple of things about this - first and foremost, 
I actually know this broad from here in The Villages and she is a textbook asshole who's incapable of listening to anyone who isn't saying what she already knows or thinks. She and her friends may be Trump supporters, but they're just a bunch of jerkoffs just like any other radicalized supporters who'd rather protest something than ever do anything constructive. 
I have no time or space in my life for idiots like this woman, and I hope y'all feel the same way. After all, if you are a Trump supporter, why are you at a DeSantis book signing if not to instigate trouble? Buncha fuckin' jerkoff children in old people's bodies. 'Nuff said...
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Carole Lombard
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WORDS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
6. Thank you, but I won't try to dance. I have no coordination and would hate to look like a real fool.
7. Not another line, no. I have to go home now - I gotta go to work in the morning.
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If there is an example of a more hateful piece of shit out there, I don't wanna know about it. Given the opportunity to punch this broad in the face, I'd stand in line naked in the Arctic with a snake crawling up my ass while what little hair I have left was burning off my head. Behar suggested Baldwin only faces charges for the “Rust” shooting because the DA is a “big Republican” - which is not true.
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Perched on one of Manhattan’s southernmost points, Pier A Harbor House - a renovated pier at the bottom of the West Side Highway with incomparable views of Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty - finally opened in 2014 after a decades-long delay to great fanfare. Bad luck still seems to loom over the 28,000-square-foot dining venue, whose prime downtown location made it the perfect match for Financial District office workers and tourists heading from the Staten Island Ferry to the World Trade Center site.
ABC reports that the owners of the establishment, which shut in 2020 due to COVID-19, owe the city a whopping $32 million in rent payments. The outlet notes that the city shelled out $30 million in taxpayer money to restore the pier’s Victorian structure to make the dining destination a reality. The owners, the father-and-son team of Harry and Peter Poulakakos, in exchange inked a 25-year lease with the city and vowed to pay $39.1 million in rent during that span. They have never made a single rent payment -  never paid one thin dime. Too bad - there's a really cool bar up on the second floor.
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Tempus certainly do fugit, don't it...



Must be a little 'nippy' where this HillBetty is...

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