Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Dem poh-lice sho is workin'...

Florida detectives are pursuing a group of teenagers whose late-night joyride across a local golf course left the pristine landscape scarred by deep tire tracks and thousands of dollars in property damage. It happened around 7:17 p.m. on Saturday, April 18, at the Weston Hills Golf Course, according to the Broward Sheriff’s Office (BSO).
 
 
Deputies responding to reports of suspicious activity arrived to find evidence of significant damage to the course’s greens. A witness at the scene told deputies that several juveniles had been riding motorized bikes and a golf cart across the course. The scale of the disruption was captured in a video shared by local authorities, which shows the teenagers weaving through the landscape with a 'disregard for the property' that officials say will cost thousands to repair.
I got a kick out of the tiny little editorial fuckup in the caption for that top photo - did you catch it? Grammatically speakin', though, kids don't give a fuck about anything, do they? Hahahahahaha...

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Dem poh-lice sho is workin'...

Florida detectives are pursuing a group of teenagers whose late-night joyride across a local golf course left the pristine landscape scarred...