Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Dem poh-lice sho is workin'...

Florida detectives are pursuing a group of teenagers whose late-night joyride across a local golf course left the pristine landscape scarred by deep tire tracks and thousands of dollars in property damage. It happened around 7:17 p.m. on Saturday, April 18, at the Weston Hills Golf Course, according to the Broward Sheriff’s Office (BSO).
 
 
Deputies responding to reports of suspicious activity arrived to find evidence of significant damage to the course’s greens. A witness at the scene told deputies that several juveniles had been riding motorized bikes and a golf cart across the course. The scale of the disruption was captured in a video shared by local authorities, which shows the teenagers weaving through the landscape with a 'disregard for the property' that officials say will cost thousands to repair.
I got a kick out of the tiny little editorial fuckup in the caption for that top photo - did you catch it? Grammatically speakin', though, kids don't give a fuck about anything, do they? Hahahahahaha...

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7 comments:

  1. let's try tens of thousands of dollars, perhaps even more than 200K

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    1. $200K for some tracks on a fairway?
      Are you also getting quotes for Trump's ball room? That thing went from $100 million to $300 million to $400 million to now $1 Billion!

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  2. E-bikes have become a pain in the ass. For some reason many parents believe that because these bikes are electric instead of gas powered they are different. Many parents would not give their kids a gas powered dirt bike but are happy to provide an electric dirt bike.
    A $3000 e-bike delivers about the same capabilities as a $4000 Honda CRF125.

    The police will have to get tough in getting these e-dirt bikes off the street. Most are not street legal and 90% of riders are underage.

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  3. Those kids look like rent-a-judge Boasberg's kids: they get to do whatever they want.

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  4. The only reason we have the video clip we do have is the little assholes are white...

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  5. Used to go skinny dipping in the country club pool. Did that a couple of times.

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  6. The first thing I noticed. They is working. I see so many grammatical mistakes and so many words misspelled or misused. It would send my old English teacher spinning in he grave.

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