Thursday, March 12, 2026

Your buddy have a bit too much at Happy Hour? Wake his ass up!

Whether it's your alcoholic frat brother, or Cindy, your party-girl soon-to-be ex-wife who always drinks way too much at social occasions, if someone is so wasted they need to be put to bed, make sure you lay them in the recovery position. One of the most common causes of death by drunken misadventure is drunk people vomiting in their sleep; being shit-faced, of course, they're unable to wake up and position themselves to expel the vomit, so end up choking to death in their sleep. 
 


By placing them in the recovery position you allow for an unobstructed airway, where any sleep vomit can safely exit the mouth. As always though, be sure to keep an eye on anyone you're in doubt about.

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Your buddy have a bit too much at Happy Hour? Wake his ass up!

Whether it's your alcoholic frat brother, or Cindy, your party-girl soon-to-be ex-wife who always drinks way too much at social occasion...