Thursday, March 12, 2026

Your buddy have a bit too much at Happy Hour? Wake his ass up!

Whether it's your alcoholic frat brother, or Cindy, your party-girl soon-to-be ex-wife who always drinks way too much at social occasions, if someone is so wasted they need to be put to bed, make sure you lay them in the recovery position. One of the most common causes of death by drunken misadventure is drunk people vomiting in their sleep; being shit-faced, of course, they're unable to wake up and position themselves to expel the vomit, so end up choking to death in their sleep. 
 


By placing them in the recovery position you allow for an unobstructed airway, where any sleep vomit can safely exit the mouth. As always though, be sure to keep an eye on anyone you're in doubt about.

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1 comment:

  1. Learned that back in my High School daze when I was in the Civil Air Patrol as a cadet!! we all went to a "1st Aid Course ' by our local City Civic Stuff!!! Ol' Ed MaGee the Hot Shot PS guy at SLC ran the course and it was "Most Cool" .. Y' had to be there ..!! Back in the day this was "Small Town!!!" Every body knew EVERY BODY!! and unfortunately their business too!! But we lived... Ed mentioned the thing about "don't leave a drunk on his back cuz he will puke and suffocate thing!!! We got drilled on that a lot!! Booooooz was plentiful and Marijuana and other Psycho drugs were still on the other side of the horrizon!!!!!!
    Yes, that was 1962!!!!!!!!
    skybill

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