Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Try as I might, I couldn't make up stupid shit like this...

 
Try as I might (did I say that already?), I just can't divorce myself from my home State. Because I still have so many good frieds still living (trapped?) up there, I keep tabs on what's going on - and it just seems to get screwier and screwier by the day. This one is certainly a good examle of what I mean by 'screwie'.
As Shore Network News reported this mornming, – A proposed ordinance in Jackson Township would place new limits on how many dogs residents can keep, requiring households with more than five dogs to register as a kennel and comply with additional regulation. The measure has not yet been finalized but will be heard at the next township council meeting.
What's next - limiting the number of napkins you can use in restaurants? Limit the number of sheets of TP you can use to wipe your ass? It's all just government over-reach at it's worst.. I probably will never go back up. Shame...



3 comments:

  1. I understand mislums don't like dogs, so this will be a start to control people.
    Next: how many infidels are allowed to live in New Jersey.

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  2. Reminds me of the regulations that gave us low water usage toilets. Our masters in the management class thought it would enforce imperial policy with respect to water consumption. What really happens is people flush as many times as they deem necessary to achieve the same results as the legacy toilets did in a single flush. The effect is that more water and not less ends up being used.

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