Tuesday, March 31, 2026

But, Occifer, we was juss' tryin' to have a little fun...

A staggering 109 of the 113 spring breakers found rammed inside the party house in Gulf Shores last Thursday were nabbed for underage drinking. Officers responded to the house following complaints of raging music and large crowds.
“While trying to determine who had rented the property, a person who is unknown on a balcony above the officer, decided to pour beer from above, soaking one of our officers.”
In addition to the 109 underage drinking arrests, at least one person was charged with complicity. Four others were released without charges, cops said. Investigators later discovered the party house had been rented by an 18-year-old. Somebody somewhere needs a serious ass-kickin'...
 

So - how many questions do you come up with on this craziness? Not the least of which is how does an 18-year-old have the wherewithall to rent a place like that, and who's the fuckin' idiot who rented it to him? This has social media nonsense written all over it.

 



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