I couldn't think of a better way to kickstart your day. so...

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How'dja like to wake up to this shit? A guy who lives not too far from me posted this yesterday. He's in his kitchen and he hears a big SPLASH in his backyard. Goes to his sliders and sees a black bear calmly sitting in his backyard hot tub. 

 

Wildlife experts say black bears are highly curious and may investigate unfamiliar objects, especially water sources, during cooler evening and morning hours. In Florida, bear sightings in residential areas increase when natural food becomes scarce or neighborhoods are close to wooded land. Officials advise residents to keep distance, avoid approaching wildlife, and secure attractants such as food, grills, and scented items. Encounters like this highlight how adaptable Florida’s native black bears are and why 'responsible coexistence' is important for both people and wildlife.

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To be clear, that's where our house WAS. Ours was destroyed in Hurricane Marilyn...

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And they wonder why ratings for these ridiculous awards shows are so far down the toilet. Jerkoffs like this guy and Mark Ruffalo and other elitists from Tinseltown use their 42 seconds at the podium to lecture us on shit they know little or nothing about. If you're up there busting our balls about something that has zero to do with the reason you're up there - which was supposed to be for thanking somebody - you're just another self-important jerkoff. Grab your little statue, STFU and go the fuck away. 'Nuff said...

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It's almost as if these 'leaders' up there in the Garden State are stuck in some kind of time warp that won't allow them to move on from all the stupid craziness that caused Domorats to push a ridiculous candidate in the last Presidential election. It's as if they're incapable of retro- or introspection. Juss' sayin'...

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How ridiculous is it that this is some kinda 'news' item? That's just how vacuous 

media can be anymore. You'da thought shit like this would be covered in a tabloid rag like National Enquirer, but it was actually in a no need to be named major, very respectable newspaper.

PS: I knew there was a reason I liked Spicolli. He's a 'manly man' kinda guy..

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You do realize that if this jerkoff broad had been killed by an illegal alien, not a single liberal would give a flying fuck, right? This is just my opinion on her, not that I knew her or anything. Quite the opposite - when I meet people like her, I walk away as fast as I can for fear of having to bitch-slap the stupid out of them. 

You couldn't have convinced this chic that what she was doing was stupid, 'cause she - like so many like her - was incapable of reason. A reasonable person wouldn't have been doing what she was. That's a fact, Jack...

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Just wanted to let you guys know how much I appreciate when you take the time to leave comments on what I present here, and I also enjoy you input - even when you point out what a friggin' idiot I am. Thanks, guys...

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