Some people would dispute those facts, especially guys whose wives had sharks for divorce lawyers, but I can't speak to that, me being still with my first non-ex.
D'ja ever wonder what causes the most divorces?
They call the most common reasons 'The four horsemen of the apocolypse'. The "Four Horsemen" that predict divorce are criticism, contempt, defensiveness, and stonewalling.
According to some touchy-feely divorce 'experts', you can improve relationships by using "I feel" at the beginning of statements - like 'I feel you're busting my fuckin' balls too much, Honeypoo lambiekins' and appreciating your partner's positive qualities - if you can still find any.
Taking responsibility for breaking furniture and other shit's always a good non-starter, and finding ways to calm down - like drinking heavily and smoking a shitload of weed can help reduce conflict. Having a stash of quaaludes doesn't hurt, either.
Need any more advice after the fact? Feel free to leave a note under the wipers on my truck. Happy to help however I can...
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