Okay, maybe the sources aren't all that legit, but the claim about 'Spartacus' Booker most certainly's gotta be legit...

George Santos suggested Senator Cory Booker is secretly gay after the Democrat announced that he had finally married. The former Republican representative, who was famously kicked out of Congress in 2023 following a string of scandals, took to X to question Booker's sexuality following the 56-year-old's marriage to real estate investor Alexis Lewis, 38. 'I married my first wife before I came out of the closet and there is nothing wrong with that,' Santos wrote. When he ran for the Senate in 2013, the then-single mayor was quizzed several times on whether he was gay. 

He told The Washington Post that he felt 'great dismay' that he hadn't yet 'settled down with a life partner, but said he didn't mind fielding questions about his sexual orientation. 'To people who think I'm gay, some part of me thinks it's wonderful,' he continued. 'Because I want to challenge people on their homophobia. I love seeing on Twitter when someone says I'm gay, and I say, "So what does it matter if I am? So be it. I hope you are not voting for me because you are making the presumption that I'm straight."' 

I say, it takes one to know one, but then again, I'm as straight as it gets and I've known ole' Corey was a flamer from day one when he was Mayor of my home town. The chic's a beard - I'd bet the ranch on it...

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