Former President Joe Biden “used an autopen for last year’s turkey pardons,” the president joked, calling them “totally invalid,” a contention he’s made of the Democrat’s late-term grants so often that an autopen portrait took the place of Biden’s picture in a White House photo gallery.
“The turkeys known as Peach and Blossom last year have been located and they were on their way to be processed … but I have stopped that journey and I am officially pardoning them, and they will not be served as Thanksgiving dinner,” he quipped.
Turkeys named Gobble and Waddle, said to be the plumpest birds presented at the annual event, received this year’s pardons. “When I first saw their pictures … I was going to call them Chuck and Nancy, but then I realized I wouldn’t be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people,” Trump taunted, noting, “I wouldn’t care what Melania told me.”
My word that Woman. Wow. I know that she is way beyond my level, but wow.
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