Monday, September 30, 2024

What the hell are Betty and Ronnie REALLY up to in there?



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Do we really need to see a naked Donald? God, no. But...

Honest to god, I can't comment on this beyond asking 
WTF were these people trying to say here?
 


 

Colorado - where snow and blow mean the same thing. Sorta...

Colorado leads nation in recent cocaine use among adults, survey says...
 

About 3% of Colorado adults recently used cocaine between 2021 and 2022, according to Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration.
Colorado adults are outpacing the rest of the country in cocaine consumption, according to data released this year by the U.S. Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration.
According to the agency, in 2021 and 2022, about 3.06% of Colorado adults had used cocaine in the past year compared to 1.95% of adults across the United States.
Colorado topped the list of the 50 states surveyed along with Washington, D.C. Vermont ranked second, with 2.99% of adults having recently used the drug, followed by D.C., where 2.79% of adults engaged in recent cocaine use.
 

The full article with additional analysis is here.
 




More 'Happy Hour Happiness' from the Playboy archives...

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The Dennis that Mr. Wilson wasn't expecting...



Mississippi is pretty stupid, but California ain't too far behind...

Massachusetts has the highest average IQ (104.3) among the states. 
The state's high position is probably because of its intellectual environment, as it is home to 'esteemed' universities like MIT and Harvard. The sad truth about that number is that if these people are supposed to be so friggin' smart, why are they all Red Sox fans? Juss' sayin'.
There's an in-depth article about this here.
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Calvin has a deeper question...



When no news is good news, we always have some insignifica to talk about...

 
I've always joked (sorta) with Babs that if Wells Fargo and Schwab stole all our money an d went to Bolivia with it, we'd still be able to survive where we are, but we'd be on a pretty serious Ramen noodle diet. 
 

They do sell a shitload of those things, but I can honestly say I've never eaten even one. Let's hope I never have to. I'm allergic as fuck-all to MSG.
 


This guy scares me more than she does...

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The toughest thing about this is that we're right back where we were eight years ago, and we haven't done jackshit to change anything. We need new, bold leadership and we got these two. Who the fuck picked her to run, anyway? 
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Think of any average 18 or 19-year-old kid today, and then think about what our fathers and grandfathers were doing when they were that age. None of these KIDS needed 'a safe place' to avoid being insulted or bullied. They traveled all over the world, saw friends and family members die, and they saved the world...
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It's impossible for me to believe that there one single person out 
there that still doesn't know who they're going to vote for, and why...
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This was a real bar back in the day. On the side of the road on the north side of St. John in the Virgin Islands. Many a night I got so fucked up there I never made it home. 
On the nights that there was a visible full moon, the guy who threw it together (I'm reluctant to say he 'built' the place) would mix up a shitload of magic mushroom 'tea'. It was called 'The Kite' and it truly was a magical place...
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Back when she was still in the 2020 race.
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Back when entertaining the eye was at least as important as functionality.
This is a 1942 Wurlitzer Model 42 Victory Juke Box.
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He's originally from Belfast, but hasn't lived there since the early 70's. 
He ain't exactly well loved in his home town, either. Go figure.
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Something to prove maybe?



Sunday, September 29, 2024

Another sexy HillBetty from our friends at Twisted Hillbilly...

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This Dame needs a Name...


Last night was Helen Walker. Well done...


Got more tan an extra inch to pinch? Maybe it's the crap you're eating...


Okay, I'll bite (ouch) - WTF is Pad thai? Anyway, according to this report in DailyMail.com, Medical experts at online drug marketplace Universal Drugstore analyzed Google search and survey data to determine the most popular junk foods Americans like to gorge on, totaling average calories, fat, and sugars for each to determine which ones were the unhealthiest.  Bottom line? We're our own worst enemies when it comes to chubbing up. You might wanna take a look.. And, no, I didn't even bother to look that Pad thai shit up. Just ain't happenin' here...
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'Happy Hour Happiness from the Playboy archives'...



Sunday insignifica - PART THREE

It’s easy to believe that Jimi Hendrix’s “Purple Haze” is about 
drugs, but apparently that is not the case. Sci-fi fan Jimi Hendrix actually found inspiration for the song in a book called Night of Light, which he borrowed from a friend.
According to Cracked.com, the book used the phrase, “purplish haze” to describe sunspots surrounding a planet. “Purple Haze” started out as a ten-page poem about a war on Neptune and ended up becoming the legendary song we all know!
 




Sunday insignifica - PART TWO

TON 618 (abbreviation of Tonantzintla 618) is a
 hyperluminous, broad-absorption-line, radio-loud quasar and Lyman-alpha blob located near the border of the constellations Canes Venatici and Coma Berenices, with the projected comoving distance of approximately 18.2 billion light-years from Earth.Ya got all of that?
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Calvin re-invents fishing?



Sunday insignifica - PART ONE



The sad reality and the bitter truth, all in one panel...

 
Saying that this election or that election was rigged just because your candidate didn't win is a friggin' cop out. It's a sad fact of life that the average person in this country isn't as smart as you'd like them to be, so maybe we just shouldn't let the people in the lower half vote. That'll solve everything, right?
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That didn't take very long, did it?
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Following Diddy's arrest, sources resurfaced an old tweet from 
Kamala Harris where she praised Diddy for hosting a town hall on racial inequality during her previous run for the White House in 2020.
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Am I just now noticing she has some substantial cans?
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There's more than a few things wrong with this picture, not the least 
of which is that DJT has never said anything about banning abortions - in fact he's been very specific. He feels that each state can and should set their own guidelines for what is and isn't acceptable when it comes to killing babies.
Also - on that phrase 'reproductive freedom'. It actually reads - to me at least, that somehow someone somewhere is telling people when they CAN have babies, rather than if they can kill babies or not. Am I being to literal?
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I've mentioned that I was in the Army, right? Well, how many 
of you are members of the Legion? I never served overseas, so the V is out for me. This is my legion hall. It's actually not exactly just right around the corner - it's more than 300 miles from me in Key Largo. It has a cool little bar inside an old residential property on a quiet little side street. Google it.
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I didn't say it - he did...
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One more from the Christmas cartoon archives...

  ...      Thanks to a lot of you guys, Babs had a great month leading up  to Christmas. She  still  has a number of items in her store.  Ne...