Coupla really quick, simple questions here.
First, WTF do rabbits have to do with Easter?
Also WTF do hard-boiled eggs have to do with Easter?
Finally, are we to understand that the bunny lays the eggs and then gives them away for some reason?
That has never been successfully explained. I ask in the public interest...
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The bunny hides the eggs because he doesn't want people to know he's been banging chickens.
ReplyDeleteQ. On the first Easter, what beer did Jesus drink . . . ?
ReplyDeleteA. Rolling Rock . . . (!)
Rolling Rock!!! That is hilarious!!!
DeleteEaster and Eggs? The connection between eggs (and rabbits) and Jesus's death is tenuous. However, when you realise that Easter is around 9 months ahead of Christmas (J's birth) it becomes a bit cleared. Rabbits are famous for ... multiplication. Eggs. Pagan fertility festivals. Oestrus. Yup, Easter is just a rebadged festival of f***ing.
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