The lies they tell about this place are just plain fuckin' ridiculous.Funny, but ridiculous none the less...

 

The following article is out of the Palm Beach Post. I give the author credit for debunking some of the rumors, but most of his 'facts' are wrong, so what can you believe? FYI _ I live here - if this shit was legit, I'd know about it, being the desirable stud muffin I am..

According to the author, There’s a story making the rounds these days about how people who live in The Villages, Florida’s biggest retirement complex, convey their kinky partner-swapping sexual appetites by placing color-coded loofah poufs on their cars.

A Reddit thread even goes as far as identifying “the loofah code” — spelling out the seven loofah colors and what each of them means. (Spoiler alert: Purple poufs just like to watch.)

This is, of course, one of those stories that is too good to be true. And just the latest chapter in the folkloric canon of sex-sodden tales that collect so easily at the sprawling, three-county, 76,000-resident (there are actually now 120,00 full-time residents), 55-and-over (it is not deed-restricted) community that bills itself as “Florida’s Friendliest Hometown.” (It does say that, and has been saying it for 40 years)

OK, and yes, some of those stories are true. Like the one about the couple who were caught in flagrante delicto on a metal utility box near a street intersection at 8:30 in the morning. (That one IS true - and it's scary to even try to imagine what that looked like).

Or another pair of Villagers who were arrested for having public outdoor sex in a town square pavilion that was otherwise used as a location for Republican candidates such as Rick Scott, Mitt Romney, and Sarah Palin to give political speeches. (That one's also true.)

 

With live music and alcohol flowing nightly and older, leisure-seeking adults looking to be friendly, there’s more to life than pickleball there.

Read the rest of hs article here:
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/columns/2023/02/12/the-loofah-code-at-the-villages

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