Tuesday, February 28, 2023

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger (but weak in the knees)...

 

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Learning how to fool around, Playboy style...



Somebody somewhere along the line has to tell DJT to chill on the insults...

 He's going to alienate more people than he'll win over with comments like this...  

New York Post and other sources - Donald Trump swung left in his latest bizarre attack on Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, on Tuesday accusing him of wanting to cut Social Security and Medicare and calling him a “wheelchair over the cliff kind of guy” in an all-caps blast.
​Trump, who announced Nov. 15 that he was seeking the 2024 Republican presidential nomination and is expected to face his most significant primary challenge from DeSantis, initially touted his poll numbers showing him leading the 44-year-old governor before cribbing from Democratic attack ads of the past.
“Great Poll numbers are springing forth for your favorite President, me, against Ron DeSanctus (& Biden). I guess people are finding out that he wanted to CUT SOCIAL SECURITY & RAISE THE MINIMUM AGE TO AT LEAST 70, at least 4 times. LIKEWISE WITH MEDICARE, WANTED BIG CUTS,” the 45th president posted on his Truth Social account.
“HE IS A WHEELCHAIR OVER THE CLIFF KIND OF GUY, JUST LIKE HIS HERO, failed politician Paul Ryan, the FoxNews ratings destroyer who led Mitt Romney’s Presidential Campaign down the tubes. GLOBALIST’S [sic] ALL! WE WANT AMERICA FIRST!!!” Trump added. 
 
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He made his bones as a Pat and a Buck, but he's not a stand-up guy. Or is he?

If nothing else, this may be good for a laugh, even if it's on him. Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady might be planning on pursuing a career in stand-up comedy following his announcement of retiring from the league, according to Radar Online.
Brady announced his retirement earlier this month, adding that he wanted to catch up on other parts of his life.
“I think one thing about my career whether it was when I was drafted by the Patriots or signing agreements with the Bucs, I wanted to be fully committed and I never wanted to let people down,” Brady said. “I want to be great at what I do, and that always takes some time and strategizing and learning and growing and evolving. I have so many people to rely on that could support me in that growth too.”
Radar Online reported unnamed sources told the outlet that Brady was looking for a new career in stand-up comedy.
 

The idea allegedly came after a recent comedy movie that Brady starred in called “80 for Brady.” “Tom was a terrific quarterback, but he needs to toss this idea before it’s too late...” a source told Radar Online. “As a comic — he’s strictly a water boy.” According to Radar Online, the source stated that the decision was a last-ditch effort to win back his ex-wife, Gisele Bundchen, whom Brady divorced in 2022.
 




It's only 4:00pm, and I already need a Dink...

 




We (mostly) love our Sheriffs here in Florida. Especially up here in North Central...

Believe it or not, this article comes from the Daily Beast - A week after a neo-Nazi hate group circulated throughout the Daytona Beach, Florida area displaying and distributing extremist propaganda, the county’s top cop has had enough. “These scumbags came to the wrong county… We are not going to tolerate this,” a seething Volusia Sheriff Mike Chitwood said at a press conference on Monday. “This is not about free speech. This is about violence.”
Chitwood identified the Goyim Defense League (GDL) as the organization behind the disturbing behavior, which included leaving antisemitic flyers on people’s doorsteps and hanging anti-Jewish banners from busy pedestrian bridges during Daytona 500 weekend. On Feb. 17, the GDL held a demonstration outside Chabad of South Orlando, harassing pedestrians and motorists, according to the Anti-Defamation League. The next day, members hung signs at the Daytona International Speedway with sayings such as, “Henry Ford was right about the Jews.” They later projected antisemitic slogans on the outside of the track, with one reading, “Hitler was right.”
 

Chitwood on Monday named GDL head Jon Minadeo as the ringleader, and noted he recently moved from his home state of California after his grandmother’s restaurant was almost run out of business due to his bigoted activities. 



Hobbes plays Schrödinger's cat for Calvin...

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"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave..." 2001 was an odyssey before it's time.

Experts in the field of artificial intelligence (not the kind in Washington - the kind in microchips) have expressed concerns over rapidly growing artificial intelligence and its potential to take away human choices and decisions. A survey of AI experts made by the American think tank Pew Research Center has highlighted some major concerns.
The report states: "Today there is general agreement that smart machines, bots and systems powered mostly by machine learning and artificial intelligence will quickly increase in speed and sophistication between now and 2035. 
"As individuals more deeply embrace these technologies to augment, improve and streamline their lives, they are continuously invited to outsource more decision-making and personal autonomy to digital tools. 
 

"Some analysts have concerns about how business, government and social systems are becoming more automated. "They fear humans are losing the ability to exercise judgment and make decisions independent of these systems."
 




What does Joe want to do with YOUR MONEY?

He wants to piss it away trying to buy votes. You know it and I know it, so our only hope is with SCOTUS today. The final step in Biden's efforts to forgive $10,000 in student loans for most borrowers will hang in the balance as the Supreme Court hears arguments in the case today. 
Following a series of legal challenges, the nine justices will hear arguments for Biden's plan to eliminate up to $20,000 in federal student loan debt, which could cost taxpayers as much as $400 billion.
 The plan, which Biden announced in August, would forgive $10,000 in student loans for individuals making less than $125,000 and married couples making less than $250,000 jointly. That forgiveness would go up to $20,000 if the borrower was a recipient of a Pell grant, which aids students from low-income families.
 

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Waking up to nothing but stupidity...

 It's hard some times to face the day when you know all you'll see around you is moronic behaviour...   

So sometimes it's just better to start with a laugh.
 
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Joe Biden told the crowd at a Black History Month event that he “may be 
a white boy” but isn’t “stupid.” His remark was met with a chorus of laughter and some claps at the White House reception on Monday, 27 February. “I know where the power is,” he added, continuing to say he’s known about the Divine Nine for a “long time.” 
The Divine Nine refers to the nine historically Black fraternities and sororities at American universities. Kamala Harris pledged to one of them, Alpha Kappa Alpha, at Howard University.
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During negotiations the EU and UK agreed a Northern Ireland Protocol that there would be no new checks on goods crossing the border between NI and the Republic of Ireland (ROI). 
 

The protocol aims to avoid a hard border between NI and the ROI, make sure of the integrity of the EU’s single market for goods and facilitate unfettered access for NI goods to the GB market, and the inclusion of NI goods in free trade agreements between the UK and third countries. 
In other words, leave it the fook where it is now. Jeez...
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I don't remember where it's place is on the list of shit I don't miss living up there, but snow is certainly in the top five, if not the top two. Juss' sayin'.
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G strings for trannies? Certainly does look like there's a package in there.
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When I first moved here to No. Central Florida, I was shocked to find out how many Bald Eagles there are around here. Granted, there are two Eagle sanctuaries just in The Villages itself, but they are indigenous to this area. Magnificent birds.
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If ya think about it for a coupla seconds, you'd realize she has absolutely nothing else to run on after the last four years she's been there. If she isn't re-elected, they'll vote in another jackass who'll do nothing to solve the city's problems. Kinda sad, really. That City's been fucked up for 150 years.
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Yvonne Decarlo long before she was Lilly Munster.
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Now y'all know I'm no fan of this blowhard dickbag, but this is just sickening. What kinda ragin' fuckin' pussy do you have to be to file a lawsuit like this? 'Blast injuries'? Blow me with that stupid shit. Like I said - Shakespeare was right all along. Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out...
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What kind of hatefull scumbags are these people that they'd go after a project like this just to try and lay the blame on DJT somehow? Ya really gotta wonder how these motherfuckers sleep at night. Imagine if you can their disappointment when they couldn't find anything. It's actually kinda tragic that people rely on people like this to get their 'news' from.
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A city councillor in the town of Overtornea, Sweden, has proposed a regulation that would give workers an hour-long break during the day in order to have sex. Per-Erik Muskos made the motion Monday, and says that the exercise is good for the workers, sex is good for the relationship, and the break would benefit peoples' overall well-being.
 

Muskos admitted there was no way to check whether workers would actually use the hour for its intended purpose. "You can't guarantee that a worker doesn't go out for a walk instead," he said, adding that employers needed to trust their employees. Muskos said he saw no reason why the motion wouldn't pass. On top of the health benefits, he said the sex breaks would also solve the area's low birth rate.
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The greatest movie kiss of all time...

 



Monday, February 27, 2023

How to hook a crook old school style...

 In 1985, the police sent free Super Bowl tickets to wanted criminals just to arrest them when they arrived to the stadium. 
 
It worked...
 
The video won't play here. You have to view it on YouTube, but it's well worth it. Click on the picture or this link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LsNBA2XwXU
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Whoever that French guy was that invented the bikini should get a medal...

 
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An early Christmas present from our friends at Twisted Hillbilly...

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