We're just about the un-healthiest buncha over-fed, outta-shape jackasses on the planet. Wanna stay alive? Back your chair away from the friggin' buffet table, ya fat fuck...
Yeah, okay Miss Smartypants, but vindictive, jealous, shallow and cruel ain't fuckin' co-morbidities that'll kill yer ass. Juss' sayin...
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"We're just about the un-healthiest..."
ReplyDeleteIf I was one of today's snowflakes, the opening line would have angered the hell out of me. My response? I laughed. Damned if that isn't the truth; both the laugh part and the opening statement part.
That was one of my father's favorite lines - and that guy had a shitload of 'em...
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