Saturday, September 18, 2021

I broke a sweat today. Now I gotta buy a new one. Let's have a drink...

I know you think it's almost fall where you live, but it was hot as fuck here today. I'm not bitchin' - beats the hell outta being cold... 
As the Brits might say, I will be 'in my cups' this evening.

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Call it what you want, it all 
means the same thing to me.


Annihilated
Battered
Beery
Befuddled
Belligerent
Bibulous
Blackout Drunk
Blind Drunk
Blitzed
Blotto
Bombed
Boozed Up
Boozy
Buzzed
Canned
Captain Courageous
Cockeyed
Crocked
Cross-Eyed
Crunk
Cunted
Drunk As A Lord
Drunk As A Skunk
Drunken
Faded
Feeling No Pain
Flushed
Flying
Fuckeyed
Gassed
Given To Drink
Goneski
Gonski 2.0
Hammered
Hasselhoffed
Having A Jag On
In One’s Cups
Inebriated
Intoxicated
Jaggered
Leathered
Legless
Liquored
Lit
Lit Up
Loaded
Looped
Loose
Maggot
Maudlin Beery
Mel Gibsoned
Mellow
Mortal
Muddled
Munted
Out Cold
Out Of It
Overcome
Pickled
Pissed
Plastered
Plonked
Plowed
Poached
Poleaxed
Polluted
Ratshit
Rebecca Blackout
Ridrinkulous
Rugby League Drunk
Sauced
Schnockered
Seeing Double
Señor Ridiculoso
Sewed Up
Shitfaced
Slizzard
Sloppy
Sloshed
Smashed
Sottish
Soused
Sozzled
Speaking Russian Drunk
Squiffy
Staggersaurus
Steaming
Stewed
Stonked
Tanked
Three Sheets To The Wind
Tight
Tipsy
Trolleyed
Turned Up
Under The Influence
Under The Table
Wankered
Wasted
White Girl Wasted
Wired
Wobbly
Woke Up With A New Tattoo

How did 'fucked up' miss the list?
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I keep two of these in my truck. 
One for electrical tools and one for plumbing.  
GREAT little bag at a great price


Get a couple for yourself by clicking on the picture or here:
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I wonder what the chocolate syrup is for... 
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There are some seriously good deals here - 
right click on the banner to open it in a new tab:

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I practiced this move when I was a kid so I could still 
talk to my wife when I'm hammered...
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This is a great little First Aid Kit 
for the house or the car. 
I strongly advise people to have at least one. I really do.



They're under $ 25.00 each. Find one (or two) for yourself here:
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I just like this one. That's why...
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My kinda gal. Sorta.
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Right click on the banner to open it in a new tab and see if there isn't something there that you just absolutely, positively havta have:
 
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That HAD TO hurt...
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Looking for a good soft-sided 
 handgun and ammo range bag?


Comes in black or tan - the link is the black one. 
This may be perfect for you - take a look: 
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2 comments:

  1. Chocolate syrup and a roomful of naked women, let me guess...

    ReplyDelete

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