I broke a sweat today. Now I gotta buy a new one. Let's have a drink...

I know you think it's almost fall where you live, but it was hot as fuck here today. I'm not bitchin' - beats the hell outta being cold... 

As the Brits might say, I will be 'in my cups' this evening.

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Call it what you want, it all 

means the same thing to me.

Annihilated

Battered

Beery

Befuddled

Belligerent

Bibulous

Blackout Drunk

Blind Drunk

Blitzed

Blotto

Bombed

Boozed Up

Boozy

Buzzed

Canned

Captain Courageous

Cockeyed

Crocked

Cross-Eyed

Crunk

Cunted

Drunk As A Lord

Drunk As A Skunk

Drunken

Faded

Feeling No Pain

Flushed

Flying

Fuckeyed

Gassed

Given To Drink

Goneski

Gonski 2.0

Hammered

Hasselhoffed

Having A Jag On

In One’s Cups

Inebriated

Intoxicated

Jaggered

Leathered

Legless

Liquored

Lit

Lit Up

Loaded

Looped

Loose

Maggot

Maudlin Beery

Mel Gibsoned

Mellow

Mortal

Muddled

Munted

Out Cold

Out Of It

Overcome

Pickled

Pissed

Plastered

Plonked

Plowed

Poached

Poleaxed

Polluted

Ratshit

Rebecca Blackout

Ridrinkulous

Rugby League Drunk

Sauced

Schnockered

Seeing Double

Señor Ridiculoso

Sewed Up

Shitfaced

Slizzard

Sloppy

Sloshed

Smashed

Sottish

Soused

Sozzled

Speaking Russian Drunk

Squiffy

Staggersaurus

Steaming

Stewed

Stonked

Tanked

Three Sheets To The Wind

Tight

Tipsy

Trolleyed

Turned Up

Under The Influence

Under The Table

Wankered

Wasted

White Girl Wasted

Wired

Wobbly

Woke Up With A New Tattoo

How did 'fucked up' miss the list?

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I keep two of these in my truck. 

One for electrical tools and one for plumbing.  

GREAT little bag at a great price

Get a couple for yourself by clicking on the picture or here:

Mechanics Heavy Duty Tool Bag with Brass zipper and side pockets. Olive Green

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I wonder what the chocolate syrup is for... 

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There are some seriously good deals here - 
right click on the banner to open it in a new tab:

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I practiced this move when I was a kid so I could still 

talk to my wife when I'm hammered...

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This is a great little First Aid Kit 

for the house or the car. 

I strongly advise people to have at least one. I really do.

They're under $ 25.00 each. Find one (or two) for yourself here:

First Aid Kit - 160 Piece Fully stocked with Medical Supplies

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I just like this one. That's why...

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My kinda gal. Sorta.

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Right click on the banner to open it in a new tab and see if there isn't something there that you just absolutely, positively havta have:

 

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That HAD TO hurt...

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Looking for a good soft-sided 

 handgun and ammo range bag?

Comes in black or tan - the link is the black one. 

This may be perfect for you - take a look: 

Tactical Gun Shooting/Range Bag

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