Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Turn it off. Turn it all off. Every one of therm.

 Turn off the TV. Shut off the radio. Put down that newspaper. Fuck the news - it's not news at all... 

It's talking heads telling you their opinion of something that happened somewhere that has nothing to do with you.

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Nobody owes nothing. Nobody's to blame (except Trump, of course), nobody responsible to anyone for anything, nobody excels at anything.
 It's your world now kids. Have fun. Somewhere down the road somebody's gonna come along and beat the snot out of you, and you won't know why...
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If I ever do open another bar, this is what I'll call it.
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I think this may now be the best deal 
they've ever offered on the smaller tablets.


For under $ 50 bucks you can't go wrong.
Check it out here or click on the picture:
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If you're lucky enough to know what this smells like, you've lived a good life. Good for you.
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Incomparable living. With a built-in TV.
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If I had a dollar for every time this guy has flip-flopped on this COVID shit over the last year, I'd be flush. Believe me. Wudda jaggoff.
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I have no idea what the context was that this was created for, but it proves one thing if nothing else. There's some seriously demented motherfuckers out there.
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Somebody gonna have a whole heapa 'splainin' 
to do 'round here...
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Hey - Capote musta been a weird dude to hang with, but the fucker could write. He wrote the story for one of my favorite movies...

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I just checked again and this set is still on sale.
You really should check this out - must be a close-out.


60% off  - that's a savings of over $ 200.00. 
 Click on the picture or here for more information:
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This is called the Danyang–Kunshan Grand Bridge. It's the worlds longest bridge. It's in China and it took 4 years to build, 10,000 people and $8.5 billion. If that was the last exit out of hell I wouldn't get on it. Fuck that - I hate bridges like that. Uhuh...
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'You're pro-cop, get out of here': Andrew Yang is chased away by Daunte Wright bike protesters in NYC


Andrew Yang was filmed pedaling away after bike protesters called him 'pro-cop' and chanted  'shame' at him during a Daunte Wright protest in the Big Apple on Tuesday. Yang, who is running for Mayor of New York City, rode with about 150 cyclists across the Brooklyn Bridge from Barclays Center in Brooklyn into Lower Manhattan before he was confronted in Battery Park. He was eventually heckled away while protesters accused him of using the protest 'for publicity' and others chanted 'shame' at him for being 'pro-cop.' 
This is the same asshat who wanted to be President and is now running for Mayor of New York City. If the city goes from Bloomberg to deBalzio to this guy, God himself will come down from the heavens and sink the whole city in to the Hudson River harbor.
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Before I got one of these, it was almost better to 
use the next door neighbor's WiFi instead of ours. 


These things work great. Try one for yourself.
There's more information about how these work right here. 
Click on the above picture or this link:
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This is Einstein holding an Einstein puppet.
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Meanwhile, at the GoodWill store down the road from me, we find the definitive statement about someone's blissful marriage...
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I swear to God - in my next life I wanna work at that paper. Juss' sayin'...
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Guys - how about something for your wife or girlfriend? 

Click on the picture for information about the items above.

Click on the picture for information about this item
 
There's a large variety of items that she makes that are available on her Etsy 'storefront'. See all that she has to offer in her 'store' by clicking on this link:
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4 comments:

  1. Patrisse Cullors is the poster woman for "What's the use of being one if you can't act like one!"

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    1. I'd ask 'one what' but discretion leads me to silence. I hear ya brutha...

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  2. I was in the hospital a couple times (for an unrelated issue) during the supposed peak covid hospitalization period. It was a freakin ghost town.

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    1. Makes ya think a lot of what we heard was mythology, right?

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Calvin's stuck on earth...