Wednesday, March 24, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard Nancy Pelosi say something stupid...

 I could buy a yacht. A big fuckin' yacht. And hire an -all girl crew a crew. And sail the globe forever...  
And still have so much left over I wouldn't
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The crew off the S.S. Gotrocks fueling 
my adventures with Nancy money...
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He's such a class act he didn't hock a ginder 
at her when he had the chance. Juss' sayin'...
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That selfie he took before his day turned really, really bad.
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Do you realize this show has been on TV for 32 years now? 
At least that's the number I heard.

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My advice for the people of Europe who are being shut down again - because the first five shutdowns didn't work. 

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This is a great idea - plugs in to any outlet...



 Grab a couple. You can have charge-ability in every room of the house.
Find it here for only $ 14.00 bucks:
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I have no idea what's going on there, 
but I'm diggin' the shit out of it anyways.
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The word 'Blockbuster' started out quite differently. The word now means a box-office hit or the old movie rental store, but during World War II it had a much scarier definition. It was a bomb that was big enough to destroy a city block. Makes sense right?
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WTF is happening to us? The world's gone mad. Somebody got a hand-basket we can borrow 'cause we're all goin' straight to fuckin' hell anyway.
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That is one incredibly sexy woman.
 Bert got a taste of that.
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It was 20 years ago that Randy Johnson killed a dove with a fastball. If it happened today, the fuckin' jerkoffs would probably try to lock him up for some animal cruelty bullshit. Juss' sayin'. Woke THIS.
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Joe Biden made his first trip as president to a red state on Tuesday, visiting Ohio to promote his COVID relief package - and being met by a handful of protesters. On his return to the White House, his wife Jill and one of their grandchildren were waiting on the balcony, and Biden could be seen looking up and waving to them as he landed on Marine One.
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This is one helluva tablet for under 150 bucks. 
No kidding - under 150 bucks. 


CHECK IT OUT HERE:
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That is the most phony-ass, plastic, bullshit fuckin' scumbag person on the whole fuckin' planet. Tell me I'm wrong.
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RIGHT CLICK ON THIS LINK TO OPEN IN A NEW TAB:

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Okay - but just the one then I gotta go...
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There's nothing funny about your own personal safety.
This is a very popular item these days, and seeing as how these days are pretty fuckin' bizarre it makes sense, doesn't it?  Readers here have told me that not only are they buying them for themselves,  they're buying them for their kids, their girlfriends and their wives. I think that's a great idea. Better safe than sorry is the best way to be these days...


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2 comments:

  1. At the Truman library they have a section talking about the White House balcony and the political troubles he had getting it built.

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