I can guarantee you one thing, 'Getting the fuck outta New Jersey' would be at the top of the list...
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I lived at the 'Jersey Shore' - Monmouth County area just five minutes from Asbury Park.
Convention Hall on the boardwalk in Asbury.
A great place for concerts with tfruly terrible
sound systems and the infamous $ 9.00 beers.
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For the second time in less than a week, a nor'easter will strike South Jersey. Nor'easters suck.
Surface winds and pressure from the Global Forecast System model from Saturday morning through Sunday night.
Also for the second time in less than a week, a sharp rain-snow line that will split the region between winter wonderland and a wet ground. A winter storm warning is in effect from 4 a.m. to 7 p.m. Sunday for mainland Ocean County. The rest of southeastern New Jersey is in a winter weather advisory for the same time, except for coastal Atlantic and Ocean counties, which not be under any winter weather alert. Unlike the most recent nor'easter, which stretched from Sunday to Wednesday, the one Sunday will not be nearly as long lasting.
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The sound of a thousand tiny violins playing me a sad song because I'm bitching about Jersey?
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The link to her Esty store website is at the bottom of today's blog. I think, with one week left before Valentines Day, ya might wanna order whatever yer gonna today to be sure you get it by next Sunday.
Thanks again, and Barb says thanks to all you guys that have sent her your great comments. She gets a big kick out of them and really appreciates them all.
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"Superstorm Sandy" was a nor'easter storm. It was so named because the Insurance companies didn't wanna pay off on it's real name - Hurricane Sandy. Sandy took this entire roller coaster off of the boardwalk and tossed it in to the ocean. That's how much nor'easters can suck.
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Google it if you've never heard of it.
One of the funniest shows ever from the BBC.
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Sanders on Saturday hit fellow Democrats who he says are looking to lower the eligibility thresholds for coronavirus stimulus checks. The chairman of the Senate Budget Committee tweeted Saturday evening that it was “unbelievable” that there were some Democrats “who want to lower the income eligibility for direct payments from $75,000 to $50,000 for individuals, and $150,000 to $100,000 for couples.” “In other words, working class people who got checks from Trump would not get them from Biden,” the Vermont senator tweeted from his personal account. “Brilliant!”
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I finally, after 50+ years of blade shaving,
bought an electric razor. I got this one. I swear -
I had no idea these things are that easy to use.
For under $ 30.00, this is a good deal:
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Everything is about politics now. Everything.
I am absolutely fuckin' disgusted by this.
The musician known as “The Boss” will command two minutes of commercial time in Super Bowl LV Sunday night, all part of a mammoth Jeep ad meant to reflect a national mood of coming together after four years of politics and polarization.
The ad ends with the tagline, “To The ReUnited States of America.” Springsteen and producer Ron Aniello scored the ad with original music that ends with a lilting violin.
Please - just shoot me now.
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Super Bowl fever sweeps Tampa! Football fans defy mask mandate and pack into crowded bars and restaurants on the eve of the big game
The cheapest tickets for the game were $ 1,200.00 apiece. If it came with a bottle of champagne, an 8-ball and a blowjob it still wouldn't be worth a third of that price - at least not to me. Obviously I must be in a minority of some kind. People are just fuckin' crazy.
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I have a hard time with some of what they call 'art'. This is nice - it's graphic and pleasing to the eye, but not really great art.
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Maybe they should all just shut the fuck up.
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Onlookers taking videos from cell phones during a fireworks display in Tampa on Saturday night all look like morons. This is a bizarre phenomenon with these idiots all taking videos of the shit with their phones. Why not just watch the fucking show and leave it at that? What is happening to us?
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Personal safety is something that I still won't take lightly.
You shouldn't either..
Readers here have been telling me for a while now that not only are they
buying them for themselves, they're buying them for their kids,
their girlfriends and their wives. I think that's a great idea.
There are a couple different strengths available here:
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Talk about having faith in your equipment, this might be the ballsiest thing anyone has ever done.
On Feb. 7, 1984 - 37 years ago today - Astronaut Bruce McCandless made the first ever untethered space walk. Floating out there on his own 12,000 miles above the Earth? Fuck that.
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Again - it may or may not make a statement or make us think, but it isn't 'art' the way I think of art. Juss' sayin'...
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I guess this is what happens when you have government leadership that can actually think for itself.
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I had this car for about six years. It was my weekend/run to the store/don't go on the highway/let's go to the park and drink beer ride. Had a four on the floor stick and it was a lot of fun to drive. Sold it to a kid and the poor bastard got t-boned on his way home from buying it off of me. The fucker never even made it to his driveway. I felt bad for the kid but I felt worse for the friggin' car. By the way - the car's name was 'Spunky'. Yup. Spunky.
Oh - the license plate? Stands for 'St. John, US Virgin Islands'. Still have one of those plates on the front of my truck here in Florida. The other one is on the ceiling of the Quiet Mon Pub in Cruz Bay, St' John.
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Here's your Super Bowl party sandwich if ever there was one. It's called an 'Italian hotdog' and it is a very 'Jersey thing'.
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I'll leave ya with this thought:
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If your or someone you know has Gout,
you have to read this...
Black Cherry Concentrate does one thing - and one thing only.
It breaks down Uric Acid in your system
It does nothing else. It doesn't interfere with anything, it has no side effects or contra-indications with other drugs or supplements that I know of. It does just one thing. It knocks down the severity and frequency of gout flareups. I haven't had one in probably five or so years taking just two of these a day. It's a god-send. Believe me.
Click on this for even more info:
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I think every guy has had at least
one 'Jenny' in his life, right?
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I know Brady'll go down in the books as the absolute best ever at what he does and all that shit, but I do kinda hope the Bucs get their fuckin' asses kicked today. That's juss' me.
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Time is ticking away, guys. Take a minute and look at the jewelry my wife makes. It's not expensive and it will make a really nice gift for someone special to you.
You still have time to find something
nice for your wife or girlfriend and
get it delivered for Valentine's Day
It's really nice stuff and the prices include
free shipping to almost anywhere!
There's a large variety of items that she makes that are available on her Etsy 'storefront'. See some for yourself by clicking on any of the pictures above or click here:
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As always, save the best for last...
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Thank you -- never knew the origin of the word 'claptrap.'
ReplyDeleteThat's why I'm here, brutha....
DeleteBought two jewelry items for Christmas. Wife and daughter liked them so got four more for Valentines day. Nice to be buying from people you "think" you know, rather than from a sterile impersonal website. Thanks to Her, and thanks to you too.
ReplyDeleteShe love making them and she loves you guys for appreciating her work and buying from her...
DeleteThanks Dave.
Bruce Springsteen is a jerk off from head to toe.it’s a sad state of affairs that we have to look to assholes like him to show us the “way”
ReplyDeleteYippee! Where I live we’re not going to get above 0 today!
71 here bubba. Gorgeous day.
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