Thursday, January 28, 2021

Every day ya wake up and think: "what kinda clusterfuck am I gonna find today?"

 That's fairly normal for me. My days consistently slide downhill.
 Thankfully there a fridge fulla beer in my garage to help stop the slide... 

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According to a coupla news outlets of less than stellar reputation, our former VP is homeless.


Mike Pence is reportedly 'homeless' after being booted from the Vice President's official residence last week. The ex-VP and his wife, Karen, returned to their home state of Indiana last Wednesday but no longer own property there, according to one former Trump advisor who spoke with Business Insider. 'He doesn't have anywhere to live.'
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In case you might not have realized it, I format the blog for reading on a desktop, so sometimes if you're seeing it on a phone or tablet, the layout (especially the copy and comments) may appear a little wonky. Juss' so ya know...
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Tom's moved on from the 70's. Now he's telling people 
reverse mortgages are completely safe.
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This is one of the first things Joe 
acted on when he took office.


He's certainly got his priorities straight, huh?
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I think this is more than reasonable. 


If the Government has enough money to send to other countries, it's taking entirely to much in taxes from us.
Conversely, if the Government is borrowing money from the ChiComs so it can give it away to other countries and leave you with having to pay the ChiComs back, how is that good government? Why don't they just stick a cattle prod up our asses and be done with us?
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I know you think this is overkill, but it's legit. I can't say this enough here. Personal safety is something that I still take very seriously. I really think you should as well.. 

Readers here have been telling me for a while now that not only are they 
buying them for themselves,  they're buying them for their kids, 
their girlfriends and their wives. I think that's a great idea. 
 

There are different strengths available here:
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Chief Justice John Roberts’ refusal to preside over Trump’s second impeachment trial is raising questions about whether he views the first-of-its-kind proceedings as constitutional. The Supreme Court has been declining to comment on why its top jurist will not take part in the historic trial.
 
Speaking to MSNBC’s “The Rachel the raging cunt Show” on Monday, Senate Majority Jerkoff Chuck Cheese Schumer cried, saying that Roberts “did not want” to take part in the trial. “The Constitution says the chief justice presides for a sitting president,” the top-ranking senator said. “So it was up to John Roberts whether he wanted to preside with a president who is no longer sitting, Trump, and he doesn’t want to do it.”
 
Roberts has not offered any comment on his role in a second impeachment trial since the House of Representatives voted in favor of taking the matter to trial in the Senate earlier this month. Good for him.
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Honest to god - If I spent 20 minutes in the Hamptons with all those snobby rich adle-brained fuckin' jerkoffs, my brain would explode. Juss' sayin'...
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Jerkoffs. The world is full of 'em. 
Ya don't havta look to hard, either.
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Don't be surprised at all by the shit these people are gonna do in the next coupla years. Just hope somewhere somehow the shit can be reversed some way...
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This may be the Sunshine State and all that happy shit, but Florida does get a little nipply this time of year. In the mornings it can be in the low 40's for quite a while till the sun kicks in. What I do - kinda like Sheldon on Big Bang - is wear a long-sleeve T-shirt under a short-sleeve one. That way if it does get a little toasty during the day (usually gets up to mid 70-ish), I just peel one off and I'm good for the rest of the day.
 
I found a good source for a great t-shirt. 
You might wanna check it out for yourself. It's here:

 
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This is how Google presents what they call 'News'. There isn't a single news item there - it's all talking-head opinion bullshit and it all comes from the far left. And you wonder why so many people are friggin' adle-brained these days? This is why.
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There's a life lesson in this pic.
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There ain't a single life lesson in THIS pic unless you're the guy who owns the Caddie, then there's a fuckin' boatload of stuff to learn about this whole thing. Juss' sayin'...
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I finally (after 50+ years of blade shaving) 
bought an electric razor. I got this one.


For under $ 30.00, this is a good deal:
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I like everything about this pic. That is 
about as perfect a butt as any yer gonna see.
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There's a reckoning coming in the markets - no doubt about it. 
Better have your stops in place. This administration is hell-bent on turning this economy on it's ear.
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I like that a whole lot. I may havta make one for myself.
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It's finally over, That was fun...
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At the prices they're charging for these cars, I'm kinda surprised it took them so long, but seriously - who the fuck is buying them? I know one guy here in Lady Lake who bought a used one and sold it within a month because he said it was a piece of shit.
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I gotta go - here's something 
to think about today:


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Woman peers through a gated doorway 
during the riots in Newark, NJ, July 1967
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Will someone please just smack this fuckin' pipsqueak weaselly little jerkoff on top of his head and shut him the fuck up? PLEASE?
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As always, save the best for last...

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Why not take a minute and look at the jewelry my wife makes? It's not expensive and it's really nice stuff.


You still have time to find something nice for your wife or girlfriend and get it delivered for Valentine's Day.. 




There's a lot more different items of her jewelry available on Etsy. 
It's really nice stuff and the prices include 
free shipping to almost anywhere! 
See some for yourself by clicking on any
 of the pictures above or click here:
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6 comments:

  1. I grew up and still reside in Indy, Fuck the Studebaker and fuck Avanti, both were shitty cars. I still seesome old Studebakers floating around in various stages of restoration. And every year up near South Bend they have some kind of Avanti (fag) fest.
    This to the guy who made the lamp out of pipe,,,,,,you ought to try jerking off, it's more fun and doesn't take quite as long as making a silly lamp. PS how long did it take to thread all of that pipe

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    1. Ya thread it as ya go dude. My neighbor here has an Avanti. Looks like it just drove out of the showroom.

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  2. I missed the picture above of the black store owner with the sign in her window hoping that would make the rioters give her a pass...NOT! They still do the same shit in Chicago and same result,they get looted just as bad as whitey's stores as proved during the peaceful George Floyd protests

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    1. Back in '67 in Newark it worked, except for the one white guy who did it in my neighborhood. The white guys (mob guys) burned him down...

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  3. Girl getting on that that bike is going to burn those legs.

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It's not unlike the old 'I do coke so I can work harder to make more money to buy more coke' joke...

...   You really don't need a reason to buy her something nice and simple, do you. And, Christmas isn't that far off, is it?   Click...