Monday, Monday - Can't trust that day.

 I think ever bad thing that's ever happened to me happened on a Monday... 

I got married on a Sunday.

It's called 'busking'. 

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In case you forgot what a despicable piece of shit she is...

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Robert De Niro Sr., the abstract expressionist painter whose work has been collected in many museums, including the Metropolitan Museum of Art & The Whitney. I wonder if he was as big a jerkoff as his son is.

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Jill Biden has to whisper 'Trump' under her breath after 'Sleepy' Joe tells virtual rally: 'We need to stop four more years of George'

Joe Biden last night seemed to forget who the president was, noting that he was fighting against 'four more years of George.' Addressing supporters online, during a virtual concert to drum up enthusiasm, the 77-year-old sat next to his wife Jill (main). 'Four more years of George, er, George, er, he - we're going to find ourselves in a position where, if Trump (bottom right) gets elected, we're going to be in a different world,' said Biden. 

 

Jill appeared to remind him, under her breath: 'Trump,' as Biden faltered over such an elementary fact that it is the classic question asked of confused patients: 'Who's the President?' Many speculated that he was thinking of George W. Bush (top right), president from 2001-09, but he may also have been thinking of Bush Senior who was in office from 1989-93. The blunder will once again raise questions about the 77-year-old's mental capacity - a topic President Trump has repeatedly referenced in the run-up to the election. 

 

And you wanna tell me this guy is banging on all eight cylinders? How fuckin' stupid are the tens of millions of people that're gonna vote for him? More importantly, how much of a hateful fuck do you have to be to know how fucked up this guy is and still vote for him because you hate Trump for some fucked up reason? 

 

That's just craziness.

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Two great countries separated by a single language.

A walkway through an alley in Robin Hood’s Bay - a small fishing village and bay located within the North York Moors National Park, five miles south of Whitby and 15 miles north of Scarborough on the coast of North Yorkshire, England. Bay Town, its local name, is in the ancient 'chapelry of Fylingdales in the wapentake of Whitby Strand'.

And they say we talk funny...

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These jerkoffs actually send out five bucks to any sucker that's on their mailing list. Price of doing business is going up in the life insurance game...

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Wise Advice from a Farmer's Wife

• Invite lots of folks to supper. You can always add more water to the soup.
• There's no such thing as woman's work on a farm. There's just work.
• Make home a happy place for the children. Everybody returns to their happy place.
• Always keep a small light on in the kitchen window at night.
• If your man gets his truck stuck in the field, don't go in after him. Throw him a rope and pull him out with the tractor.
• Keep the kerosene lamp away from the the milk cow's leg.
• It's a whole lot easier to get breakfast from a chicken than a pig.
• Always pat the chickens when you take their eggs.
• It's easy to clean an empty house, but hard to live in one.
• All children spill milk. Learn to smile and wipe it up.
• Homemade's always better'n store bought.
• A tongue's like a knife. The sharper it is the deeper it cuts.
• A good neighbor always knows when to visit and when to leave.
• A city dog wants to run out the door, but a country dog stays on the porch 'cause he's not fenced-in.
• Always light birthday candles from the middle outward.
• Nothin' gets the frustrations out better'n splittn' wood.
• The longer dress hem, the more trusting the husband.
• Enjoy doing your children's laundry. Some day they'll be gone.
• You'll never catch a runnin' chicken but if you throw seed around the back door you'll have a skillet full by supper.
• Biscuits brown better with a little butter brushed on 'em.
• Check your shoelaces before runnin' to help somebody.
• Visit old people who can't get out. Some day you'll be one.
• The softer you talk, the closer folks'll listen.
• The colder the outhouse, the warmer the bed.