Monday, August 24, 2020

It's only Monday morning and already it's been a long week.

We'll be revisiting a lot of old ideas soon enough... 



Here's a real interesting article by James Altucher about how and why people are leaving New York City in droves:

NYC IS DEAD FOREVER - HERE'S WHY
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Here's Glen Beck's take on that same article:


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Brother - can you spare a dime?


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They used to tell me I was building a dream
And so I followed the mob
When there was earth to plow or guns to bear
I was always there right on the job
They used to tell me I was building a dream
With peace and glory ahead
Why should I be standing in line
Just waiting for bread?

Once I built a railroad, I made it run
Made it race against time
Once I built a railroad, now it's done
Brother, can you spare a dime?
Once I built a tower up to the sun
Brick and rivet and lime
Once I built a tower, now it's done
Brother, can you spare a dime?

Once in khaki suits, gee we looked swell
Full of that yankee doodly dum
Half a million boots went sloggin' through hell
And I was the kid with the drum
Say, don't you remember, they called me Al
It was Al all the time
Why don't you remember, I'm your pal
Say buddy, can you spare a dime?
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“There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations.”
Mark Twain   
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Call it 'selective History 101'
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This is someone's house. I don't know how I feel about this... The Chateau Artisan in Miami, Florida is a three-story castle that houses 19,222 square feet of space, 8 bedrooms, 10 bathrooms with white marble floors in the main rooms.
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Lewis Creek intersects route 25, east of San Lucas in rural Monterey County, California. The property owner used automobiles for erosion control during heavy rains.
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They did a helluva job back in the '80's, maybe they can do it again these days. The City certainly needs all the friggin' help it can get. That worthless piece of shit Mayor certainly can't help the situation.
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This is a great little security item for 
your wife's car or your truck.

Especially these days with all this crazy shit 
going on around us everywhere... 

   


There are a couple different sizes and strengths available here - 
find the one that's right for you:
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Postal Justice Warriors.

New York’s senior Senator wants quick delivery of an analysis on the beleaguered Postal Service’s ability to deliver millions of mail-in ballots.

At a news conference Sunday, Schumer said a newly created “Election Mail Committee” is expected to issue a report by Labor Day of USPS preparedness for the massive task of handling ballots cast by COVID-19 wary, stay-at-home voters.

Did he mention anything about helping people or extending unemployment benefits? I musta missed that part.
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Need a cartoon of deBlasio and Cuomo with their knees on the neck of the Statue of Liberty as she croaks: "I can't breathe" 
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It HAS to be better than that shit-show 
the Dems just put on.
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Wanna know where they're running to?
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She's supposed to be even crazier than he is. 
That's just fuckin' great...


His trademark haircut is reportedly one of 28 approved cuts for men in North Korea, and even has a name - Ambitious. It was reportedly a shout-out to his grandfather, Kim Il Sung. However, a news report from 2017, when only 15 hairstyles supposedly were approved, said Kim’s flat-top ‘do was off-limits to commoners.
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‘The country is literally out of ammunition.’ 


Gun store owners are scrambling to find inventory to keep up with unprecedented demand.
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A weakened Tropical Storm Marco and a strengthening Tropical Storm Laura are heading for the Gulf Coast


Yeah - because 2020 hasn't sucked enough already.
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You should know by now that this is the knife I carry every day of my life. I just discovered they offer a slightly larger version of the same knife. 

I may be changing my ways here.


Take a look at this knife and see if it wouldn't 
be the perfect pocket knife for you:
Old Timer Genuine Bone Lumberjack 7.9in S.S. Traditional Folding Knife with 3.4in Clip Point Blade and Bone Handle
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Because we're idiots, that's why...
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The Spanish Steps in Rome. I'd like to go back again one more time before I croak.



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How the mighty fall sometimes...


Jerry Falwell Jr., suspended as president of Virginia’s Christian-focused Liberty University after a string of embarrassing acts, today said that he has suffered depression caused by a former family friend who had an affair with his wife and has been threatening to expose it.

In a statement, Falwell revealed his wife Becki’s affair for the first time, said it was short lived and that the two reconciled quickly. But, they claimed, her former 'lover' has threatened them over the past several years and they are done with it hanging over their heads.

The wife was fuckin' the pool boy.
 Happens all the time here in Florida. 
I think...
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Yeah - that kinda sums it up, don't it?
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Man - that is some kinda insane package, 
ain't she? Jeez.
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Tell me again why these motherfuckers are doing this, but more importantly, why they're being allowed to do this shit? 

Why can't the powers that be out there put an end to this fuckin' nonsense? If it was up to me - or any other like-minded, law-abiding citizen - every jail cell for 500 miles around there would be full and all of the judges would be on vacation.
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Great imagery.
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This picture is described as a Nubian village in Aswan, Egypt. I always thought 'nubian' meant something dirty...
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A fitness tracking watch 
for under a hundred bucks?



How about for under $ 31.00 bucks. 
Yup - you'll find it here:
Letsfit Smart Watch  Fitness Tracker with Heart Rate Monitor, Activity Tracker with 1.3" Touch Screen and Waterproof Pedometer Step Counter for Women and Men
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Here's the link to their GoFundMe page 
if ya wanna help 'em out:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/lakeside-diner?
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I'm gonna leave ya with this:



My wife asked me why I was putting ''pictures of lesbians' on the blog every day. I told her 'They're not lesbians, they're just a coupla girls making out'.

 She didn't like that answer...
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Send a coupla dozen of these guys up to Portland.
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SPEAKING OF THE WIFE...


My wife's jewelry is now available on Etsy. 
It's really nice stuff and the prices include 
free shipping to almost anywhere! 

See some for yourself here:
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6 comments:

  1. Well i took your advice Joe and bought a pair of Banana Buckets pants. Picks & Pans. Picks: love the feel of them and that the elastic isn't binding but comfortable, the material seems good but I'll see after a time or two through the wash. Pans: No front snap is a bummer,short zipper bummer too, still got to pull the pants down to pee, no choice of length, just waist size.I like my pants to rest on my shoe a bit these don't, but okay though. I will try another pair one size up and see. But elastic wins me over a bit because it compensates for 5 lb or so weight losses and gains. I do like cargo pants though because with all the pockets I don't have to resort to faggy man purse or fanny pack

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    1. I bought 'em just for hangin' around the house - almost like pj's...

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  2. Pocket knife sizes... I am used to a blade "this" long, I tried carrying one with a longer blade and found it was easier to go back to what I knew rather than learn new habits. Just saying...

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    1. I'm gonna get the bigger one and if I don't like it - poof - instant christmas present for somebody...

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  3. The country is not out of ammunition. The stores are out of ammunition. I have plenty.

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