Wednesday, July 1, 2020

Whod'a thunk back in March we'd still be in this kinda fuktup situation?


This shit will go one forever if we don't get new leadership - and I do NOT mean Joe Bitem... 


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For the record? Fuck him, too.
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This is a helluva good deal, 
and it's really reasonably priced. 


Find this low-priced set here:
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This was our local 'head shop' back in the 70's in Jersey. Clothes, boots, music, rolling papers, posters, concert tickets, incense - fuck - everything. What a great place. Smelled like patchouli.
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Minor League Baseball officially 
cancels 2020 season



Minor League Baseball president Pat O'Conner announced Tuesday that this year's minor league season has been canceled.
 
"These are unprecedented times for our country and our organization as this is the first time in our history that we've had a summer without minor-league baseball played," O'Conner said in a statement. "While this is a sad day for many, this announcement removes the uncertainty surrounding the 2020 season and allows our teams to begin planning for an exciting 2021 season of affordable family entertainment."
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Things are getting weirder - and scarier - by the day.



The heavily armed men called themselves the People's Protection Group as they walked with demonstrators in Florissant, Missouri, on Tuesday. It comes after a police detective from the town was suspended after he was caught on a Ring doorbell camera running down a 20-year-old black man with his unmarked police car before beating him. The gunmen raised their fists in solidarity with protesters and some were seen talking with police outside their department building.
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Is there anyone doesn't know where this is?
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US tourists will be excluded from visiting the European Union after the bloc finalized its list of 15 safe countries for travel to member states on Tuesday.



Evidently, this is the reason why...
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This happens quite often around here...



An alligator came banging for an early wakeup call at the front door of a home in The Villages. A guy and his wife were asleep at their home in the Villages when they heard a loud “bang” shortly before 2 a.m. Monday at their front door. As they approached the door, they noticed the light had been activated by a motion detector. The guy looked out the front window and spotted a 6-foot alligator.
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Two girls let their pet ducks take a swim in a horse watering trough in Washington, D.C. in 1927.
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This just in from the 'WE'RE ALL TURNING IN TO FUCKING SHEEP' Department:

Realtors in Wisconsin will no longer be referring to the largest bedroom in the house as the 'Master Bedroom' because of the racist undertones in that label. 

The world as we have known it no longer exists.
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July, 1976 at the Stone Pony in Asbury Park.


 That's me on the right. Know who the other guys are?
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This broad's as close to being a commie as you 
ever wanna have in Congress.



Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said Tuesday the proposed $1.5 billion NYPD budget slash didn’t go far enough. “Defunding police means defunding police. It does not mean budget tricks or funny math. It does not mean moving school police officers from the NYPD budget to the Department of Education’s budget so the exact same police remain in schools,” the self-described Democratic Socialist said in a press release about the budget deal between the City Council and Mayor de Blasio.

“It does not mean counting cuts in overtime as cuts, even as NYPD ignores every attempt by City Council to curb overtime spending and overspends on overtime anyways. The fight to defund policing continues,” she said.
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Here's a great handgun case for you guys who want something a little more substantial.



You'll find it by clicking on this:

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Wall Street capped its best quarter since 1998 Tuesday with more gains, a fitting end to a stunning three months for investors as the market screamed back toward its record heights after a ridiculous plunge.

The S&P 500 climbed 1.5%, bringing its gain for the quarter to nearly 20%. 
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I'm so old I can remember way back in the day when people were chosen and appointed because of their capabilities and accomplishments. That's really old I guess.
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Seriously, didn't I tell this guy 
to go fuck himself once already?
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I still say it's only a 50-50 shot for these guys to pull this off.



Really. Good for us if they do - I mean 60  games is better than nothing, but everything's so upside down and sideways these days and everybody is SO fuckin' squeamish about everything. 

Like I said - If they play, I'll go. The Tampa Bay Rays are only an hour and change from here.
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This is what happens when you live in Florida and you realize you're just a silly old fuck with too much money. You spend 20 grand on a golf cart.
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Boy, ain't THAT the frickin' truth...
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"Better safe than sorry" never made 
better sense then right now.
This is a great security item for your 
wife or girlfriend, don'tcha think?


There are a couple different sizes available here:
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ARE YA READY FOR A TEST?



What newspaper is that from? 

(I'll give you a hint. At one time, it was well respected.)
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Two things about this. One, I honestly don't know if I wanna live to be 98, but I guess we'll worry about that when - and if - we get there. Two, The Dick Van Dyke show is where I first saw this guy. Him and Mel Brooks are/were fuckin' comedy geniuses...
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Trump could walk on water, cure cancer, and give all his money away and he still wouldn't get credit for a single fuckin' thing from the media. 
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Kinda sad, don'tcha think? 


His predecessor could do no wrong, he can't do shit right. 
Amazing. Amazingly fucked up.
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I've said this all along - 
the difference between men and women? 
Easy - men buy. Women shop.
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Ever pick up a copy of any of the magazines at the checkout counter (like People magazine) in the supermarket? I guarantee ya you don't know who 90% of the friggin' people featured in it.
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The Klementinum Library in Prague. Built in 1722 when pleasing the eye was as important as function. Open to this day. Fantastic.
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For long and hand guns, 
this is a great kit at a great price.




You'll find more information about this here:
GLORYFIRE Universal Gun Cleaning Kit
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I'll leave ya with this:


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8 comments:

  1. Southside Johnny, Stevie Van Sant, Bruce Springsteen.....Cool picture Joe!

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  2. How did you meet The Boss...Miami Steve and Southside ?

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  3. I was working as a stringer/reporter for an entertainment newspaper at the time. That night was the release party for his 'I don't wanna go home' album.

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  4. That spanking video reminded me of the Heart Attack Grill on Freemont St in Las Vegas. If you don't eat everything they spank you. You can look up "getting spanked at the heart attack grill" on youtube..
    I was there and the waitress I watched doing the spanking looked to be taking out all her aggression on poor tippers. A good healthy swing and the necessary follow thru to good resounding SMACK with the first swing (of 3).
    I saw that and then I saw my burger and realized I shouldn't have gotten a double :-)
    While I was there a number of people played along, one guy flat out refused and I ate all my lunch...

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  5. That's the Sombrero tower at Pedro's South of the border.https://www.sobpedro.com/

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  6. Sad to say, Cos did buy up all those shows (I still say he was railroaded) and it's one point where he and I diverge. Those shows were a scream (and, yes, I'm old enough to remember them well).

    Algonquin J Calhoun was the most honest portrayal of a lawyer ever seen on TV. Da Kingfish was the model for Boss Hogg.

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