Put yourself in MY shoes...

I had a really shitty day, so if ya need me, I'll be in my cups... 

Have you met my cups?

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This has absolutely nothing at all to do with today's topic. That's why it's here - to keep you on yer toes. 

 It's from one of my favorite old movies. (PS - Barbara Stanwyck is/was a MAJOR babe...)

I'm tellin' ya, it's the same dame...


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No matter how ya say it, it's pie eyed...


Annihilated
Battered
Beery
Befuddled
Belligerent
Bibulous
Blackout Drunk
Blind Drunk
Blitzed
Blotto
Bombed
Boozed Up
Boozy
Buzzed
Canned
Captain Courageous
Cockeyed
Crocked
Cross-Eyed
Crunk
Cunted
Drunk As A Lord
Drunk As A Skunk
Drunken
Faded
Feeling No Pain
Flushed
Flying
Fuckeyed
Gassed
Given To Drink
Goneski
Gonski 2.0
Hammered
Hasselhoffed
Having A Jag On
In One’s Cups
Inebriated
Intoxicated
Jaggered
Leathered
Legless
Liquored
Lit
Lit Up
Loaded
Looped
Loose
Maggot
Maudlin Beery
Mel Gibsoned
Mellow
Mortal
Muddled
Munted
Out Cold
Out Of It
Overcome
Pickled
Pissed
Plastered
Plonked
Plowed
Poached
Poleaxed
Polluted
Ratshit
Rebecca Blackout
Ridrinkulous
Rugby League Drunk
Sauced
Schnockered
Seeing Double
SeƱor Ridiculoso
Sewed Up
Shitfaced
Slizzard
Sloppy
Sloshed
Smashed
Sottish
Soused
Sozzled
Speaking Russian Drunk
Squiffy
Staggersaurus
Steaming
Stewed
Stonked
Tanked
Three Sheets To The Wind
Tight
Tipsy
Trolleyed
Turned Up
Under The Influence
Under The Table
Wankered
Wasted
White Girl Wasted
Wired
Wobbly
Woke Up With A New Tattoo

How did 'fucked up' miss the list?
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I keep two of these in my truck. 
One for electrical tools and one for plumbing.  

GREAT little bag at a great price - UNDER $ 13.00 each!


Get a couple for yourself here:
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I wonder what the chocolate syrup is for... 
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There are some seriously good deals here - 
right click on the banner to open it in a new tab:

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Yeah, well - I started young. What can I say?
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This is a great little First Aid Kit 
for the house or the car. 

I strongly advise people to have at least one. I really do.



Find one (or two) for yourself here:
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I just like this one. That's why...
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That takes stupid drunk to 
a whole new level, don't it...
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That HAD TO hurt...
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Looking for a good soft-sided 
 handgun and ammo range bag?


Comes in black or tan - the link is the black one. 
This may be perfect for you - take a look:
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4 comments:

  1. In the WC Fields clip the bartender at 48 sec is Shemp from the 3 Stooges, towards the end he has a line....

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  2. When Paramount needed a femme fatale, screwball broad, black widow, or plucky damsel, Missy was their go-to girl.

    Director Preston Sturges described her as the best combination of looks and brains in the moves

    And, yes, she was always a looker - even rating a Vargas pinup in Stars and Stripes during WWII.

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