What new kinda stupid are we gonna see today?

It does kinda seem as if we encounter a new variety of fucked up every day, doesn't it... 



I love the simple composition of this pic. I added the greeting myself, 
but it looks like it could be an album cover, doesn't it? 
- asking for a friend.
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I wanna spend a coupla minutes today talking about a guy I'm proud to say is a fellow blogger, and if we lived close by each other we would probably be as good friends as he's capable of being.
Except for the strainer hat thing - I don't know if I'd ever wanna be seen in public with him with that on his head.


This is Ralph. Ralph's a little odd. 
Ralph's turning into a grumpy old man. 
Ralph spent his entire life being creative. 
He also drank a lot of beer. 
He loves his wife, loves his life, and has a truly twisted mind.  

All of that's why I like the guy.

Lemme be a bit more specific. 
THIS is Ralph:


Ralph's a degenerate blogger. He's one of my idols, along with Frank Zappa, Frank Sinatra and Frank Thomas (him especially 'cause ya gotta admire anyone who's nickname is 'The Big Hurt', but I digress) and might even be one of my mentors in this blogging thing - just don't tell him I said so.

I started reading Ralph's blog religiously about five years ago. He really does have a great sense of humor and a good eye for all things sublime and ridiculous, but that's enough smoke blowing from me. 


He's been 'doing it' for about ten years, and even though his politics tend to lean a bit more to the left of center than mine do, I still enjoy his work there.
This is his 'there':


After yer done here, go take a look at Ralph's blog. 

You'll see where I stole the ideas for mosta the stupid shit I try to do here, although I'm considerably better looking than he is - so I got that going for me, and that's a good thing, right?
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I figure after all that, I gotta owe you a little bit of morning boobage.

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Wuddya expect Phuckhead Phil? 
Ya locked 'em 
all in there fuckin' houses fer four months 
ya fuckin' jagoff.
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As journey from the sublime to the ridiculous...


Here ya go ya panty wearin' pussies. 
Here's yer new name for your team:

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I sure do wish I could meet this guy in an alleyway 
after I had 4 or 5 beers:





Fuckin' jerkoff has his shit copywrited? Another loudmouth liberal fuckin' pussy who obviously hasn't had his ass kicked often enough.
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Right click on this link to open in a new tab:

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There's nothing subtle about the NY Times.
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The KKK is featured in a Florida courthouse mural. 
Candy-ass courthouse comedians lawyers are now 
demanding its immediate removal.


It's only been there for about 40 friggin' years, now all of a sudden it's gotta come down? 
Jump on another bandwagon ya candy-ass primadonna jerkoffs. Jeez.
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And then there's this magnificent bastard.
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We all know that these are crazy times all over the country. 
This is a great little security item for your wife's car or your truck 


There are a couple different sizes and strengths available here:
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Why is anyone paying any attention to this piece of shit any more? Hillary Clinton appeared on The Daily Show on Monday night  saying some shit about Donald Trump might 'cling to power' if he loses in November. What the fuck does that actually mean?

'I think it is a fair point to raise as to whether or not, if he loses, he's going to go quietly or not,' she said.  The windbag said Republicans may try to 'suppress votes from groups unlikely to support them' (again - WTF does that even mean?), and suggested that 'foreign interference' was a further risk to the integrity of the vote. Just can't get offa that russian collusion horse can ya Hill? What a waste of oxygen. Who believes this nonsense?



JUST SHOOT ME. NOW...
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California schools will NOT reopen in the fall while Gov Gavin Newsom orders bars and movie theaters to close and bans indoor restaurant over surge in COVID-19 cases. 

The Governor, like so many other Blue-State dictators, is willing to sacrifice his entire state for a political purpose.
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This is Trinity College Library in Dublin.
 I've been there - it IS that spectacular.
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These are really comfortable pants. No kidding.  

They're seriously comfortable. 
Even here in Florida in the summer.


At 25 bucks each, a good deal, too. See for yourself:
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Can ya imagine what a pleasure it musta been to hang out in the joint with this guy? Jeez.
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Meanwhile, back in sports:


The pussification of American rambles ever onward.
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This just in from the 'YA GOTTA LOVE THOSE GUYS FROM JERSEY' Department:

New Jersey police chief steps down after he's heard 'calling the nation's first Sikh state attorney general 'that fuckin' guy with the turban' and describing a prosecutor as "hot"' in a 'leaked' recording. 


Police Chief Richard Trigo is accused of making 'derogatory comments' regarding the country's first Sikh attorney general, Gurbir Grewal. He is also alleged to have made racist comments about New Jersey's first Asian American county prosecutor, Grace Park.
Trigo was the police chief for Fanwood, New Jersey, a piss-ant tiny little nothing town of around 7,000 people about 10 miles southwest of where I grew up in Newark. Trigo stepped down on Monday as the chief but has not resigned or quit.
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This silly toy-themed brainteaser challenges puzzlers to spot the only teddy bear not wearing a bow tie - so, can YOU beat the 16 second record? And if you can, take the rest of the day off - with pay. Tell 'em Joe said it was okay.
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It's tragic what deBlazio is doing to New York City.

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I realize some of you are still looking to buy good, 
reasonably priced protective masks. 
 Here they are.



For men and women. Take a look for yourself:
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Just when ya thought it couldn't get any worse (and the murder hornets weren't enough), there's this:


It's true - A squirrel has tested positive for the bubonic plague in Colorado. According to health officials, the squirrel is the first case of plague in The Town of Morrison, Jefferson County, which is about 17 miles southwest of Denver.
 
“Plague is an infectious disease caused by the bacteria Yersinia pestis, and can be contracted by humans and household animals,” public health officials wrote. However, if proper precautions are taken, the risk of getting plague is “extremely low,” they said. Humans can get infected through bites from infected fleas or animals.
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I'll leave ya with this:

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Nah - only kidding. How about some


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Want to find something nice for your wife or girlfriend (or both)? 


My wife's jewelry is now available on Etsy. It's really nice stuff and the prices include free shipping to almost anywhere! 

See some for yourself here:
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2 comments:

  1. Remember all but 8, although we didn't have 7.

    And the pic of Winnie was taken at the forming of the first of the Commandos.

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