I'd grab a 6-pack and head for the lake, but the lake is closed...
They GOTTA start openin' shit up again.
But the media's workin' against it every chance they get. Wonder why?
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Ya open yer browser to the news page and ya see this at the top of the page and ya think 'Oh - thank god these people don't have a fuckin' agenda', right? Jeez.
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Yamiche Léone Alcindor is the White House correspondent for the PBS NewsHour and a political contributor to NBC News and MSNBC. In the past, she has worked as a reporter for USA Today and The New York Times.
She's been a major pain in the ass for the President at his press briefings.
Shame she hasn't been hit by a bus yet.
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Even the Post figures out a way to tie everything
to this friggin' virus. It's bothersome.
to this friggin' virus. It's bothersome.
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Do you have a hard time waking up in the morning?
If ya do, maybe you could use a better kick-starter.
This coffee'll certainly getcha goin'...
If ya do, maybe you could use a better kick-starter.
This coffee'll certainly getcha goin'...
This blend is seriously strong and geared towards wakin' yer ass up and gettin' ya ready to go out and 'kick some serious ass'.
Find some for yourself here:
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There's no one more hopeful than me.
When Major League Baseball ended spring training on March 12 due to COVID-19, Zack Britton and his teammates were faced with a decision: Stay in Tampa where Hal Steinbrenner welcomed the defending AL East champions to work out at George M. Steinbrenner Field or flee Florida. A vote of the players on March 13 screamed that this bunch was thinking about winning a World Series, even when nobody knew if or when the regular season would begin.
“Guys are here to win. Guys are here to win a World Series. Whether or not we have a chance at it this year, guys want to be ready for when that opportunity comes,’’ Britton said on March 13 when the players voted unanimously to remain in Tampa. “I was happy to know we are all pulling in the same direction. We have a great clubhouse and guys want to stick it out here. They could have easily decided to go home and be with their families and they decided we want to stick together.’’
Eventually players reassessed the situation and quite a few left Florida for their homes, and Britton headed to Texas not knowing what the future held. Like everyone connected to the game Britton, 32, is hopeful a season can be held in some form and has followed the different discussions.
These guys gotta start working out AS A TEAM very soon. I cannot begin to imagine a summer without baseball.
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This woman has a killer bod and all that, but...
There's something about her that just
annoys the fuck outta me.
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This is Tokyo with Mt. Fuji in the background. Did you know they have a phony Eiffel Tower over there? I never seen or heard of it.
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Billy Joel is being sued for copyright infringement -
but not over a song.
It must suck being famous.
A contractor claims the Piano Man ripped off architectural designs for renovations to his sprawling Long Island residence by handing them off to another builder, according to a petition filed in Brooklyn federal court Wednesday. For Joel and his wife, home is just another word for a 12,000 square-foot Oyster Bay manse on property that contains 29 waterfront acres, court papers state.
Joel hired home improvement contractor Berry Hill Development Corp. to renovate the property last year. Paul Laruccia, Berry Hill’s owners, says he was told that a structural engineer found defects in his work - but Laruccia claims he already had architectural designs drawn up, which cost more than $126,700, and a portion of those costs have gone unpaid.
Joel moved forward with a different contractor that submitted architectural drawings to the Centre Island Building Department — which Laruccia alleges are “nearly identical” to the plans he had drawn up.
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This is the single best knife sharpener you'll ever wanna own.
Buy two and give one to a friend.
This is the absolute best price
I've found on these.
Click on this:
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I lived right here - on St. John - for 10 years.
Hundreds of yachts are crowding the waters around the US Virgin Islands as other Caribbean islands close their ports, and it's creating a trash problem on top of coronavirus fears
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The Governor of N.J., as I may have mentioned once or twice in the past, is a total fuckin' dooshbag.
Imagine NJ without a summer boardwalk business down the shore. Unfuckin' believable.
The six points Murphy presented are:
Sustained reductions in new cases: The governor said state officials will look for a 14-day trend showing sustained drops in new cases, hospitalizations and other metics.
Expand testing in the state: Murphy said he wants to at least double testing in the state. Health care workers and first responders will still be prioritized, but the governor wants the ability for all residents to be tested.
Robust contact tracing: The governor said he wants an “army” of people to perform contact tracing so new cases or outbreaks could be immediately tracked and mitigated.
Safe places for isolation: People who test positive need to have proper contacts with officials so they can get needed support service so they can remain in quarantine.
An economic restart: Murphy announced he created a commission to advise on the process of reopening.
Resiliency: Officials need to prepare for the possibility of a resurgence.
What exactly the fuck does any of that gibberish even mean?
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It's not hard to understand why I'm a Yankees fan, is it?
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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis sparked outrage by referring to the Sunshine State as “God’s waiting room” during a briefing about the coronavirus pandemic.
“Florida is ground zero for the nursing home - we’re God’s waiting room,” DeSantis said Sunday, using an old joke about the number of retirees who flock to Florida
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I don't know about you but she does it for me.
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Like I said - it must suck to be famous.
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Know who this is?
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Know who this is?
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I'll leave ya with this thought:
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Ya don't havta be from NY to like this hat.
This is what my wife calls a 'prom hat'.
Get one like it for yourself here:
Why did you leave St. John?
ReplyDeleteFamily issues back in Jersey - my Dad had Alzheimers...
ReplyDeleteToo bad, sorry man... It sounds like you're doing well in Florida.
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