MAJOR cocktails are in order tonight.
One beer to loosen the pallet and it's on to scotch for the ride down hill...
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Hey - a guy can dream, can't he?
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Because I'm patriotic, that's why.
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Wanna drink like a pirate?
No problem.
Grab a bottle of rot-gut rum and
hoist a pirate flag for yourself. Easy.
Don't have a legit pirate flag?
YOU CAN GET ONE RIGHT HERE:
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I wanna go to THAT party.
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Pre-loosened or not, I could watch
her do that all night...
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Do you snore when you sleep at night like I usta?
Wife bust yer balls like mine did?
Problem SOLVED.
Take one each night before ya go to bed.
The little suckers actually DO work -
I have no idea how, but they do.
GET SOME FOR YOURSELF HERE:
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I'd pay to watch her do that.
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Because I'm patriotic, that's why.
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Take me to the beach babe...
That girl chugging that beer had long fingers!
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