Friday, April 10, 2020

Be prepared - Obama is coming



It's just a matter of time before this knucklehead starts spewing for Joe... 

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Chicago jail becomes top coronavirus hot spot, exceeding cases aboard USS Roosevelt 

A major jail in Chicago is now considered the top American hot spot for coronavirus cases, exceeding the number of infections recorded aboard the USS Theodore Roosevelt, a containment zone in New Rochelle, N.Y., and a nursing home in Kirkland, Wash., according to a report.


At least 238 inmates and 115 staff members at the Cook County Jail had tested positive for COVID-19 by Wednesday, according to the Cook County Sheriff’s Office, which operates the facility. The majority of the jail’s approximately 4,500 inmates have not undergone testing, suggesting those figures may not represent the full extent of the outbreak at the facility, The New York Times reported. It is the largest single-site jail in the United States.

The death of a detainee held at the Cook County Jail prompted nearly 100 protesters to gather outside the facility on Tuesday, claiming more inmates will die from COVID-19 if they aren’t immediately released.
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Joe Biden: Let’s Forgive Student Loans 


Former Vice President Joe Biden introduced a new student loan forgiveness plan Thursday.  His plan would forgive all undergraduate tuition-related federal student debt from two- and four-year public colleges and universities for borrowers who earn less than $125,000 per year. The federal government would make your monthly federal student loan payments until your student loan debt is paid off.

This new plan builds upon Biden’s $750 billion student loan plan, which centers on income-driven repayment and student loan forgiveness for federal student loans only.
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"An election!? That's one of those deals where they close the bars isn't it?"
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SHAVING LOGICALLY



My older brother Bob usta bust my balls all the time because I never use shaving cream when I shave. He was Air Force I was Regular Army - that explains that.
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Anyway, when I shave I just lather up a little liquid soap and that's that. Nothing fancy, and it's worked for me for, oh - I don't know - like 50+ fuckin' years, so...

This is the soap I've been using now for about the last 15 years or so. Each bottle lasts about 8 months or so (it's not like I actually track it). Smells okay - not foofy - and it lathers really good. What the fuck more do ya want, right?




Anyway, this is a really good deal.

Ya get three jugs of it, so that'll last ya about 2 years if you use it the way I do. Just don't let yer wife steal one and put it in the guest bathroom. 

Buy 'em here:


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Boris Johnson out of ICU amid coronavirus battle, 
in 'good spirits,' spokesman says
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How come she never shows up at MY Home Depot?
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Couple in Port Townsend, Washington 
Happily Live As If They Were 
in the 19th Century Victorian Era 


Sarah and Gabriel Chrisman of Port Townsend, Washington a unique couple in that they prefer to happily live their lives as if they were in the 19th Century. Their home is from the Victorian era, their clothing is made in the Victorian style and they prepare their food on the wood stove in their kitchen. Both Sarah and Gabriel have stated that they are not trying to completely re-create the era, but instead, live their own lives as they see fit.

In my old neighborhood, this guy woulda got his ass kicked on a friggin' daily basis. Juss sayin'.

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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started...
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Well worth the effort - take a look at some 
of the real savings they have here:

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That didn't take very long, now did it?
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I gotta be honest with ya - I absolutely fuckin' 
live for shit like this to come my way...


Ya don't even need to know anything else.
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Wuddya think - think these guys had fun makin' this movie?
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Federal Reserve announces $2.3 trillion 
in funding for households, local governments

They keep saying that word and sooner or later  it might be believable. Trillion. Jeez.
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Shit's starting to get a little ghoulish, isn't it?
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Found another source for these - they're getting harder and harder to find every day.  

Most sites are holding them for medical and first responder buyers only...



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200,000+ Nevada casino workers affected by shutdown, thousands left without pay 



Casino workers across the country are calling on the gambling industry to pay its laid-off workers their full salary and benefits for the duration of the shutdown necessitated by the coronavirus.

In an online conference Thursday, casino workers and their union leaders from Las Vegas, Atlantic City, New Orleans and Mississippi called on the industry to "step up and do the right thing."

Many laid-off workers have not been able to file for unemployment, and have no income, even as bills, rent and mortgage payments come due, they said. Many casinos gave their workers two weeks' salary upon closing; a few will pay through mid or late May. 
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Don't worry - Uncle's gonna be printin' money 
like a fuckin' madman.
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Yeah. In yer fuckin' dreams maybe...
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5 comments:

  1. Miss Ridgid 1983-84 Nanci Fletcher Yum

    http://thefancylad.blogspot.com/2008/08/not-just-tool-ridgid-tool.html

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  2. regarding the ad for 3 layer face masks - Not Available

    Nemo

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  3. Wow Mel - howdja dig up that nugget? Well played...

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  4. Nemo - I found a new source and they ARE available there. Thanks again

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