Somebody's gotta step and
give some real relief to the hard-drinking
Americans out there...
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Americans out there...
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That's marryin' material there bubba.
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Wow. What does THAT look say?
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Hoarding at the pro level
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Wonder what she got her degree in.
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There's is absolute danger in those eyes -
but the good kinda danger.
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I'll pass on the snow bizness.
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Talk about backwash!
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Gator's. Closed. Fuck.
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Because I'm patriotic - that's why.
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What did you think Teddy was doing? Jeezz.
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That's not how to shoot beers, at least not the way we did it. Get a church key, open a hole at the bottom of the can and put your mouth over it. Then stand straight with the can upright. Only then do you pop the top.
ReplyDeleteWe used to do it with tallboys. *UUUUURRRRRRPPPPP*
We never did that as kids. As adults it would probably kill us.
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