Ya get to the point where ya just don't wanna hear anything anymore.
At least I do - how about you...
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Trump is delaying tax payments
but you still have to file by April 15
but you still have to file by April 15
On Tuesday, the White House announced some details on how taxpayers will be able to defer any tax payments they might have.
“If you owe a payment to the IRS, you can defer up to $1 million as an individual,” said Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin, adding that the payments would be “interest free and penalty free for 90 days.”
“All you have to do is file your taxes; you’ll automatically not get charged interest in penalties,” Mnuchin said during a coronavirus briefing with President Trump looking on.
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Here comes Mighty Mouse
They really must think he's gonna save the day.
Haven't seen the contract money info yet but I'd imagine they're giving him a piece of the team to come in and play. The Bucs have been so abysmal the last few years that last year they were giving away free tix for home games last year just to try to get some cash flow from the concessions.
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California Man Starts Street Corner Toilet Paper Exchange
Disturbed by empty store shelves and reports of hoarding during the coronavirus crisis, a man stood on a Southern California street corner and held up a homemade cardboard sign with a simple request: “Share your toilet paper.”
Jonny Blue told the San Diego Union-Tribune on Saturday that the response to his impromptu toilet paper exchange in Encinitas was immediate and positive.
Drivers honked horns in support and stopped to drop off rolls of toilet paper. Just as quickly, Blue would hand rolls to those in need. Blue, a physical therapist, said he plans to be out on the corner again Sunday to “encourage people to be better” amid the global pandemic. Blue gave a few rolls to a grateful motorist who said he came up empty at several stores. “He was like, ‘Do you want me to pay you?’ I said, ‘No, man. Somebody gave it to me. Take it.’”
The 33-year-old told the newspaper he made his sign after a friend had a difficult time finding diapers and essential supplies for his kids. “I think people want a sense of community,” Blue said. “When things are really challenging, people are looking to band together and be unified.”
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Doesn't matter what he does or does not do - the people on the left will never give him credit for anything. “I only signed the Defense Production Act to combat the Chinese Virus should we need to invoke it in a worst case scenario in the future,” Trump tweeted. “Hopefully there will be no need, but we are all in this TOGETHER!”
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What can we hope for from baseball this year?
God only knows, but the Yankees are still working out every day here in Tampa.
With the world slowing down around them, the Yankees that have so far remained in town tried to maintain some kind of normalcy, which is why several of them showed up to take batting practice at George M. Steinbrenner Field on Wednesday with hitting coach Marcus Thames.
Not surprisingly, even that has been modified in the age of the coronavirus, which as of Wednesday morning, had infected two Yankees minor leaguers.
Working with Giancarlo Stanton, DJ LeMahieu, Tyler Wade and Clint Frazier, Thames said he wore latex gloves to try to help stop the spread of the COVID-19 virus that has stopped virtually all sports — including MLB.
“We try to space ourselves out and not touch the ball,’’ Thames said of the drills they did Wednesday. “I have to wear latex gloves and guys wore batting gloves. We’re trying to stay safe and listen to the health [department] to make sure we’re doing the right thing.”
Thames said Stanton, who suffered a strained calf early in spring training, looked “good” and hit both inside and outside.
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Bernie Sanders - still stumping for god-knows-what-reason, responds angrily to reporter when asked about his campaign:
'I'm dealing with a fucking global crisis'
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Fuck the stores and the crowds
and the hoarding and the bullshit.
Get what you want delivered for free and don't waste your time and energy on overcrowded, under-stocked stores. Don't like it? Fine. Don't use it enough? Fine too. If for any reason, you change your mind, it won't cost ya a friggin' dime.
SIGN UP FOR PRIME NOW AND TRY IT FREE
FOR THE FIRST 30 DAYS.
CLICK THE BANNER AND SIGN UP -
GIVE IT AS A GIFT OR KEEP IT FOR YOURSELF.
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Here's how us guys from Jersey deal with it.
Stolen from one of my blogger goombahs.
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I'd like to stick around,
but I'm runnin' behind.
Ya know? I don't even know what I'm hopin' to find.
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The single least qualified person to run a big city in the entire fuckin' world, NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio, plans to release “vulnerable” inmates from city jails to prevent the spread of the coronavirus pandemic into local lockups, he said Wednesday.
“In the next 48 hours, we will identify any inmates who need to be brought out because of either their own health conditions — if they have any preexisting conditions, etc. — or because the charges were minor and we think it’s appropriate to bring them out in this context,” de Blasio said on WCBS radio Wednesday evening. “That said, we still need our criminal justice system to function,” he added.
The announcement comes as correction officer and an inmate both tested positive of the deadly illness in the past day. The Mayor also said that when it's time to go back to jail, "they'll all just come in on their own, because basically their all good people."
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At press briefing, Trump and aides asked four times whether 'Chinese virus' is racist. But the press doesn't have it's own fucking agenda, right?
The Prez addressing the news minions
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But it's just a matter of time, right?
Florida governor refuses to close beaches as coronavirus cases rise
It's bad enough they closed the bars on the first day of spring break.
This could send the kids over the edge...
DeSantis said Tuesday that he will not be ordering the beaches in his state to close despite growing concerns over the international COVID-19 outbreak, NBC News reports.
DeSantis said that beaches in the state must adhere to guidelines issued by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), which has advised the public to practice social distancing and avoid gatherings with more than 10 people.
"What we're going to be doing for the statewide floor for beaches, we're going to be applying the CDC guidance of no group on a beach more than 10 and you have to have distance apart if you're going to be out there. So that applies statewide,” DeSantis reportedly said at a press conference.
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Walmart is cutting hours starting Thursday at stores nationwide, adding senior shopping hour.
Walmart is trimming its hours for the second time in a week due to the coronavirus.
Beginning Thursday, stores will be open from 7 a.m. to 8:30 p.m. local time. Stores that open later than 7 a.m. will continue their regular starting hours, Walmart said Wednesday night.
From March 24 through April 28, Walmart's 5,000-plus U.S. stores will host an hour-long senior shopping event every Tuesday for customers 60 and older, which will start one hour before stores open.
In addition to limits on paper products, stores will have limits on milk, eggs, cleaning supplies, hand sanitizer, water, diapers, wipes, formula and baby food.
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Did you know this book even existed?
Roll a fat chubby for yerself, grab a beer and some crayons, and yer off to the fuckin' races!
I'm serious - get one for yourself.
I'm serious - get one for yourself.
It's a pisser.
You can find it here:
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Again - another VERY Florida picture.
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Even then, Pierre knew what he liked about Roxanne.
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More Chris Shapan.
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It's a great idea if yer a fuckin' billionaire, jerkoff.
Longtime hedge fund manager Bill Ackman on Wednesday advised President Donald Trump to shut down the U.S. for one month in an effort to contain the novel coronavirus and said financial markets would rally in response to such decisive action.
Ackman, who founded Pershing Square Capital Management, called on the president to both close the nation’s borders as well as offer Americans a one-month rent, interest and tax holiday to help offset an expected deceleration in U.S. GDP growth.
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A rider on the New York City subway employed a novel way of protecting his personal space.
The seated passenger removed a bottle of ketchup from his bag and squirted a squiggly perimeter on the floor around his seat, apparently hoping to keep fellow straphangers away. Twitter erupted with funny comments after one user posted a photo: "Gotta protect yourself from the mustard demons they can't cross the barrier" and "What brand of ketchup though?" New York City Transit got a taste of the problem and promised to clean it up right away.
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Can't go to the gym?
Fuck it - let the gym come to you!
The guys at Amazon are pretty on the ball with promotions and this one's really up there on the cool list. They MUST be selling these things below cost just to make a point, but you can get a Bowflex 1000 with free delivery, for less than 500 bucks. THAT is one helluva good price.
TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF HERE:
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IS IT TWO DIFFERENT BABES OR IS SHE LICKING A MIRROR?
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Thinking about getting the old band back together and doin' a coupla gigs. Wuddya think?
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