Thursday, March 19, 2020

Hard drinkers never die.

At least I hope so... 

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I will have WHATEVER that young lady's having...
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Them's some seriously deadly eyes.
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The Backyard Bar in downtown Cruz Bay, St. John, probably around 1994 or so. 
One of the best bars ever.
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The Soggy Dollar Bar on Jost Van Dyke in the British Virgin Islands. The name? Because there's no dock and ya can't pull your boat or your dinghy up on to the beach, ergo...
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This sad old joint is such a friggin' tourist trap now. $ 7.00 fucking bucks for a beer? 30 bucks for a t-shirt? Blow me.
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I will admit that I do like this framed tile print of the old place. Truth is, I got a lotta great  half memories in there from back in my pirate-ish days.


You can get this print here:

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That three's a paira something.
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Homer says it's Happy Hour at my house.
If you had a clock this silly at your house, you'd know why I love it. On my bedside table.
My wife absolutely hates it. Doh. 




Get one for yourself - even YOU can make your wife crazy - tell her it's my fault.  

Get it here:



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Oh. man did THAT hurt the next day,
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Why go to the store if ya don't havta? 
They'll bring yer shit right to your front door.

2 comments:

  1. So, in the picture "The Backyard Bar in downtown Cruz Bay, St. John" You're the guy in the middle, right? I recognize the porn 'stache. ;-))

    Nemo

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  2. I'm on the left in the pic - the guy in the middle is my brutha from anutha mutha...

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