At this incredibly advanced age it's no surprise really, but hey - ya never know, right?
Ya keep trying and trying, and - I know it's impossible to believe - but...
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY!
It's due in about six weeks.
I'VE HAD THIS FRIGGIN' THING
FOR THREE YEARS...
Fuck. Now I gotta get a dog...
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More so on Sundays, pal...
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Yeah - it's closed now.
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My wife is forever buying clothes for me that I never wear and she ends up bringing them back.
This little comedy has been going on for the better part of 35+ years - she is, if nothing else - persistent.
She bought me these last Christmas, and they've been in my closet since then. I finally tried them on last night and Holy Fuck are they comfortable!
Only took her 35 years to buy me something that I actually WILL wear. That's the only reason I hadda tell ya this story, but seriously - she hit a home run on this one. You should check them out for yourselves.
Go figure. She finally did it - and
I only heard ONE 'toldjaso'.
Here's where they are on Amazon:
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Yeah - it's closed now, too.
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Yeah - it's closed now, too.
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Yeah - it's closed now, too.
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If yer heading for the range or just need good storage for your handguns, this little beauty'll do ya solid.
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12 more people sign up as followers and somebody's gonna get a c-note in the mail.
It's gonna happen soon, so get on board!
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Yeah - it's closed now, too. Fuck.
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Yeah - it's closed now, too. Jeez.
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I'd sell my soul. And yours...
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worth no soul
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