Wednesday, March 18, 2020

A PhD in stupid

I've heard too many stupid things from people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about... 

Lady in the Circle K yesterday with a mask on, holding a little doggie-woggie and buying cigarettes.  


Tells the cashier lady 'We're all gonna die but the dogs and cats can't catch this virus thing, so they'll be here after we're gone. Guess again lady. 

First ever dog to catch coronavirus DIES after it was declared disease-free and returned home from quarantine in Hong Kong  

The first dog in the world to catch coronavirus has died in Hong Kong after it was declared disease-free and returned home to its owner. The 17-year-old Pomeranian, whose owner contracted COVID-19 last month, had been quarantined at a government facility but returned home over the weekend.  

A spokesman for Hong Kong's Agriculture, Fisheries and Conservation Department (AFCD) told the South China Morning Post: 'The department learned from the dog's owner that it had passed away on March 16. The owner said she was not willing to [allow] an autopsy to examine the cause of death.'

The canine had tested 'weak positive' in five nasal and oral analyses last month. However, in two tests taken on March 12 and 13 the pet tested negative and had been allowed to return home. 
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Joe Biden beat Bernie Sanders by nearly 39 points in the Democratic primary in Florida. That’s bad if you’re Bernie.
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I think Brady has lost his mind or something.

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Tensions between China and Trump administration over coronavirus escalate with expulsion of U.S. reporters
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I keep going back to this picture. 
I'd like to know who she is. 
Man, that is some kinda body, ain't it?
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This was 'my' head shop back in the late 60's - early 70's. In the center of town in Bloomfield, NJ.
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Steve Mnuchin warns of 20% unemployment if coronavirus stimulus doesn’t pass
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The IRS is giving Americans a three-month reprieve on paying their taxes this year as the Trump administration tries to shield the country’s economy from the ravages of the coronavirus. Taxpayers will have until July 15 to pay their 2019 bills instead of the usual April 15.

The administration, working through the president’s national emergency declaration, will also waive interest and penalties during that time.

Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin, speaking at a White House briefing on the virus, said individuals who owe up to $1 million and companies that owe $10 million or less will be eligible. Mnuchin also encouraged Americans who are expecting a refund to file as usual.
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This abandoned home - probably from the mid-1800's - sits on a lot next to my brother TJ's house in Donegal County, Ireland. I was hoping to be there in mid-May to help celebrate his 70th birthday. Tickets paid for and everything. 

That plan's pretty much down the shitter now.
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Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly halts home and business evictions during coronavirus threat
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The NYSE, a symbol of America, is fighting to keep its trading floor open amid coronavirus pandemic 


The NYSE officials have been adamant about the need for the exchange to remain open and to maintain a staff of flesh-and-blood traders on the floor even as the New York's moron of a Mayor Bill de Blasio hinted on Tuesday at the possibility of tighter restrictions on the movement of the city’s residents to mitigate the contagion
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U.S. government, tech industry discussing ways to use smartphone location data to combat coronavirus 



Listen chucklehead, if you're not using the GPS app on your phone for directions, TURN YOUR LOCATION THING OFF. Why the fuck would you want ANYONE you don't know to be able to find out where you are - especially your wife or girlfriend. Jeez. Idiots.
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Forest wasn't the only one with a Jennie. 
I had one too. Name was Nancy.
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Do you suffer from Gout? 
This is worth re-posting for you 



A good number of you responded favorably the first time I toldja about this. Do you know someone who does?  Even your doctor will tell you that taking Black Cherry Concentrate is the absolute best way to keep from having flair ups. 


I take two caps every morning and I haven't had a flair-up in more than a few years. It REALLY does work. I would not lie to you about shit like this - there;s entirely too much other stupid shit I can lie to you about.

Try it for yourself. I promise it'll work for ya.  
Find it here:

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So - the churches are cancelling services because of the Virus.



The virus that God allowed to exist in the first place.

The same God that offers us solace in our times of despair.

The same God to whom people pray when they're sick and dying.

The same God people pray to for guidance in troubled times.

I see. Hmmmmm...
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Laura van Holstein, a Ph.D. student in Biological Anthropology at St John's College, University of Cambridge, and lead author of the research published today (March 18) in Proceedings of the Royal Society B, discovered mammal subspecies play a more important role in evolution than previously thought. Her research could now be used to predict which species conservationists should focus on protecting to stop them becoming endangered or extinct.

A species is a group of animals that can interbreed freely amongst themselves. Some species contain subspecies—populations within a species that differ from each other by having different physical traits and their own breeding ranges. Northern giraffes have three subspecies that usually live in different locations to each other and red foxes have the most subspecies—45 known varieties—spread all over the world. Humans have no subspecies.
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There are no respirators in space. As concerned as you may be at the moment about coronavirus following you into your personal quarantine, imagine getting COVID-19 in space, trapped in a vehicle far above the nearest hospital. As the next planned mission to the International Space Station (ISS) on April 9 gets closer, it's reasonable to wonder what can be done to protect astronauts already aboard from the potentially catastrophic arrival of the coronavirus.

As of March 17, NASA has no plans to cancel or postpone this or any other planned missions in the near future. While the situation is continually being reassessed, the agency has a number of measures in place to protect the crews involved.
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Florida extends driver’s licenses and ID cards expiring in 30 days
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If you don't know it, this is a VERY Florida picture.

At least in the part of Florida I live in...
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I can't even begin to imagine the kind of stories that must be behind that door.

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Ain't even cooked yet and you can already taste it, right?
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Coney island in the summer of 1940. 
No viruses going around then but ya could catch fuckin' Polio.
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As I said before - more than once. Mail order IS the best way to go, PERIOD.
 Fuck the stores and the crowds and the hoarding and the bullshit. 
Get what you want delivered for free and don't waste your time and energy on overcrowded, under-stocked stores.

SIGN UP FOR PRIME NOW AND TRY IT FREE 
FOR THE FIRST 30 DAYS.

Don't like it? Fine.
Don't use it enough? Fine too.
If for any reason, you change your mind, it won't cost ya a friggin' dime

CLICK THE BANNER AND SIGN UP -
GIVE IT AS A GIFT OR KEEP IT FOR YOURSELF. 

YOU HAVE ZERO TO LOSE:

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Images like this are very evocative, aren't they? The first thing that comes to my mind is 'how fuckin' loud must thata been?'
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My happy beer place.
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More Chris Shapan.
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A voice of reason amidst the clamor of fools 



Dr.Abdu Sharkawy
Infectious Diseases Specialist at Univ. Health Network
Studied at University of Alberta

“I’m a doctor and an Infectious Diseases Specialist. I’ve been at this for more than 20 years seeing sick patients on a daily basis. I have worked in inner city hospitals and in the poorest slums of Africa. HIV-AIDS, Hepatitis,TB, SARS, Measles, Shingles, Whooping cough, Diphtheria…there is little I haven’t been exposed to in my profession. And with notable exception of SARS, very little has left me feeling vulnerable, overwhelmed or downright scared.

I am not scared of Covid-19. I am concerned about the implications of a novel infectious agent that has spread the world over and continues to find new footholds in different soil. I am rightly concerned for the welfare of those who are elderly, in frail health or disenfranchised who stand to suffer mostly, and disproportionately, at the hands of this new scourge. But I am not scared of Covid-19.

What I am scared about is the loss of reason and wave of fear that has induced the masses of society into a spellbinding spiral of panic, stockpiling obscene quantities of anything that could fill a bomb shelter adequately in a post-apocalyptic world. I am scared of the N95 masks that are stolen from hospitals and urgent care clinics where they are actually needed for front line healthcare providers and instead are being donned in airports, malls, and coffee lounges, perpetuating even more fear and suspicion of others. I am scared that our hospitals will be overwhelmed with anyone who thinks they ” probably don’t have it but may as well get checked out no matter what because you just never know…” and those with heart failure, emphysema, pneumonia and strokes will pay the price for overfilled ER waiting rooms with only so many doctors and nurses to assess.

I am scared that travel restrictions will become so far reaching that weddings will be canceled, graduations missed and family reunions will not materialize. And well, even that big party called the Olympic Games…that could be kyboshed too. Can you even imagine?

I’m scared those same epidemic fears will limit trade, harm partnerships in multiple sectors, business and otherwise and ultimately culminate in a global recession.

But mostly, I’m scared about what message we are telling our kids when faced with a threat. Instead of reason, rationality, open-mindedness and altruism, we are telling them to panic, be fearful, suspicious, reactionary and self-interested.
Covid-19 is nowhere near over. It will be coming to a city, a hospital, a friend, even a family member near you at some point. Expect it. Stop waiting to be surprised further. The fact is the virus itself will not likely do much harm when it arrives. But our own behaviors and “fight for yourself above all else” attitude could prove disastrous.

I implore you all. Temper fear with reason, panic with patience and uncertainty with education. We have an opportunity to learn a great deal about health hygiene and limiting the spread of innumerable transmissible diseases in our society. Let’s meet this challenge together in the best spirit of compassion for others, patience, and above all, an unfailing effort to seek truth, facts and knowledge as opposed to conjecture, speculation and catastrophizing.
Facts not fear. Clean hands. Open hearts.
Our children will thank us for it.”
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Maybe now is the time to consider getting one 
for your car or truck.



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