The View from Lady Lake

Thursday, December 30, 2021

Another one of the down-and-dirty funky little bars not too far from my house.

I dig it but my wife hates it - too low rent for a city girl like her. It's so low rent even bikers wouldn't go there. They don't like the trailer park it's in...

As you can see it's on the water.

Actually it's on a cutout that leads to

a channel that leads to a lagoon that

eventually feeds in to the Oklawaha River.

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Here's their Fakebook page:
https://www.facebook.com/PiratsOasis/

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Ice cold beer, some funky-ass off-label wines and

no liquor. None. Unless you bring your own bottle -

just don't let the bartender see it...

The karaoke is genuinely frightening...

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Saying they have the best burgers on the river

isn't a stretch. They're the only place on the

river that serves burgers.

And they really are that good.

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One of the great things about living in Florida?

Music by Pablo Cruise is always relevant.

It was 85 here today. Sorry, guys...

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Beautiful women are also always in season here...

THAT is a pretty deadly look, wouldn'tja say?

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Let's have a drink, sit back and

watch the girls while we listen.

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That's Scarlett all growed up and filled in.

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Why not take a minute and look at the

jewelry my wife makes?

It's not expensive and it's really nice stuff.

There's a lot more different items of her jewelry

available on Etsy. Click on the picture for more info.

It's really nice stuff and the prices include

free shipping to almost anywhere!

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Let's welcome back a few older favorites...

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Need a simple gift idea for

a special lady in your life?

Click on the picture for more information

on this stunning bracelet my wife made.

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If we've learned nothing else from COVID, it's this...

We're just about the un-healthiest buncha over-fed, outta-shape jackasses on the planet. Wanna stay alive? Back your chair away from the friggin' buffet table, ya fat fuck...

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Yeah, okay Miss Smartypants, but vindictive, jealous, shallow and cruel ain't fuckin' co-morbidities that'll kill yer ass. Juss' sayin...
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We have an addiction to numbers

Our 'love affair with numbers' is mind-numbing. Do you really give a shit about these boring-assed statistics being jammed down your throat every day? I don't...

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So THAT'S what they meant by 'sock hop'. Never knew that.

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Sometimes it feels like we're all being

sucked in to a self-correcting time warp.

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Need a simple gift idea for

a special lady in your life?

Click on the picture for more information

on this stunning bracelet my wife made.

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In 1945, a group of Soviet school children presented a US Ambassador with a carved US Seal as a gesture of friendship. It hung in his office for seven years before discovering it contained a listening device.

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One of these stores is coming to my neighborhood - you ever heard of them? Looks and sounds like some millennial's wet dream fruit store to me, and I can't imagine the fruit and stuff is gonna be any cheaper than the supermarkets around here. I wish them luck and hope it doesn't go bust just because of the job's it'll create but who needs it?. There are way too many really good local farmers markets around here that need to survive and thrive.
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And if you corporate geniuses out there are gonna expand in to our area, we desperately need some local 'Three Buck Chuck'...