We all been there, seen that. People trying to get on a flight wearing pajamas and a bathrobe - or much worse. Bare feet? No thank you. Bikini? Really? Dressed like a hooker? Babe - seriously. Like this broad with her side tits screaming 'HERE WE ARE!!!' Granted, they are pretty pretty to look at, but if I can't play with 'em, what's the point in showing them to me - and everybody else on the friggin' plane?
If we lived in a world where you could publicly congratulate her on her stupendous boob job, well, things might be different. But we don't live in that world. Say 'nice rack, honey' to her and she'd scream 'pervert' and 'rape' or some shit till she started crying.
Seriously babe, if it's only 'look don't touch', put a friggin' sweater on, will ya?
There's kids on this fuckin' plane ferfucksakes...