Monday, November 9, 2026

The bricks he shit are for sale on eBay...

He’s gonna want a bigger boat next time out. In case you needed more proof that people are idiots, here ya go. A California fisherman shared the heart-stopping moment he came face-to-face with one of the ocean’s most feared predators, capturing the behemoth creature dwarfing his 12.5-foot-long kayak on his phone. David Slavich, was kayaking in Half Moon Bay on Oct. 25 when he came across the creature, ending up so close to the Great White Shark he was looking it in the eyes.
Rather than grabbing an oar in case he has to fend off the shark, this jackwagon grabbed his cellphone instead - so he could record it and post it online. No wonder more and more of these self-titled 'influencers' die doing stupid shit. If he din't shit a brick after that drive-by, the man's has balls of steel and the brain of a carp. Juss' sayin'...

Source: California Post


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When the power goes out you can still 
charge your phone super fast.
And it's also a flashlight. 
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The bricks he shit are for sale on eBay...

He’s gonna want a bigger boat next time out. In case you needed more proof that people are idiots, here ya go. A California fisherman shared...